The Obligatory Introductory First Post

January 24th, 2006

Oh my god.

Not another goddamn inconsequential blog about a day in a life of a total NOBODY.

Haha! Too bad.

So. Some of you jokers may already know who I am. Sorry.

For the benefit of those who don’t , I guess it’s only fair that I make up a few FAQs which may be asked frequently, if at all.

Right. Before I begin, here’s a mandatory self–portrait every self-respecting camwhore should publish in EVERY post.

drinking.jpg
Me. Doing one of my favouritEST past time evAr.

Done.

1. So, who the fuck are you?
Ok, fuck THAT.

2. Why Fireangelism? I mean, like, that’s TOTALLY lame.
Well, adding an “ism” at the end of any word makes it sound like it’s a study of a philosophy or religion. Taoism. Buddhism. Racism. Journalism. Houseism. Realism. Marxism. Fireangelism sounds like it’s a kiddy playground for an orgy of intellectual stimulation. Just that, it’s most absolutely NOT.

3. Why a blog, NOW?
Why not?

4. Is Fireangel your REAL name?
If you’re really asking me this question, I suggest you go play far, far away. Stick something big and sharp up your arse while you’re at it. Cheers.

5. What’s your blog about, basically?
Me, my friends, parties, drinking, the basic ingredients of my happiness…. and yours too, if you really know what’s good for you.

6. What can we expect from it?
Bad English ……. but excellent Manglish, though
Too much of profanities (bad for children)
Pictures. Of drunk people – mostly me.
…maybe naked
……..maybe not
podcasts and videos… maybe.
drunken rants…
….so on and so forth

…. but thou shall NOT expect a daily update.

7. What’s the deal with the fansite? You were responsible for it right? Shameless whore.
Spank my ass and call my Judy!!! For the LAST time, will you fuckers stop asking me this ALREADY? If by “responsible” you meant “has ABSOLUTELY NOTHING to do with it except to allow friends to make fun of me” - then YES. I am 100% responsible for it. SHEESH. GET A LIFE.

8. What’s in it for me?
You get to quench your insatiable voyeuristic tendencies, sicko. Unlike most people who claim to “blog for themselves”, I’m shamelessly admitting that I’m doing this for you. And you. And you. Yes, and you too. Look, I’ll even try to be mildly entertaining while I’m at it okay?

9. What is your favourite animal…. Okay you know what I give up. I really, really, REALLY suck at this. So why don’t YOU ask ME the questions which I can casually ignore?

Andd… I’m done.

Oh, what the hey. I’ll throw in another self-portrait for good measure.

middlefinger.jpg
Bite me.

Alrightey then. Let’s get down to business shall we? Next up, I’ll probably feature some of the characters which will frequently appear on my blog, or not. We’ll see.

Bai!

[Edited: Ok ok. This post was pointless. Click here, if you must]

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68 Responses to “The Obligatory Introductory First Post”

  1. Fireangel’s Obligatory Introductory First Post

    Let’s all welcome the queen of the Malaysian blogosphere back to blogging goodness!

    SpyMy.com at January 25th, 2006 around 12:03 am
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  2. oh I see how it is. You prefer black Haitian cock to tiny, stub-like half-Chinese cock, thus I’m not in your blogroll.

    whore.

    yongfook at January 25th, 2006 around 12:20 am
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  3. Welcome back, blog queen!

    NSDS3HvLDjJd at January 25th, 2006 around 12:31 am
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  4. all hail blog queen

    frostier at January 25th, 2006 around 12:41 am
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  5. I need to go change the religion in my IC now.

    Kenny at January 25th, 2006 around 1:42 am
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  6. Good to see you blogging!

    Love your stuffs.

    GhOsT at January 25th, 2006 around 2:44 am
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  7. fuck sake…who are you?????

    FA: Some random narcissistic bugger lah. 

    yothemans at January 25th, 2006 around 6:01 am
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  8. sorry la just joking …who are you anyway?

    yothemans at January 25th, 2006 around 6:05 am
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  9. nice to know that there will be ingredients about ur happiness in ur blog. hard to find it actually. :p

    myhorng at January 25th, 2006 around 9:12 am
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  10. -_-

    ryuu at January 25th, 2006 around 9:17 am
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  11. niceeeeeeeeeeee !!!

    michaelooi at January 25th, 2006 around 9:18 am
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  12. ALL HAIL THE QUEEN!!!
    ALL HAIL THE QUEEN!!!

    Now I think there’s only two kindda people on the net,
    those who have read FireAngelism,
    and those who have not which we can call them _______ (fill it up yourself)

    Mossie`Ol Chin at January 25th, 2006 around 9:21 am
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  13. dun dun DUNNNNNNN!

    Kurt at January 25th, 2006 around 9:40 am
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  14. herro!

    Kuzco at January 25th, 2006 around 9:49 am
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  15. wow… your own domain and everything! now use it to make a few bucks and get ur tight ass over here!

    z00t at January 25th, 2006 around 9:59 am
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  16. My thunder has been stolen.

    Swifty at January 25th, 2006 around 10:09 am
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  17. Welcome to your life. There’s no turning back ;)

    Michael Chua at January 25th, 2006 around 10:16 am
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  18. Wow……bloody nice!!!!!!!!!!!

    kinkong at January 25th, 2006 around 10:30 am
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  19. Wa lau eh! The phoenix arises! “Not a drunkard”? That’s reassuring! Rock on!

    viewtru at January 25th, 2006 around 11:22 am
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  20. tis like, my bed. omfg

    KY at January 25th, 2006 around 11:25 am
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  21. Welcome to blogosphere, once again.

    SK at January 25th, 2006 around 11:50 am
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  22. Since when was she the fucking queen?

     FA: Like, er nevAR?

    lionel at January 25th, 2006 around 12:39 pm
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  23. Congrats on your new blog, btw. Finally.

    lionel at January 25th, 2006 around 12:42 pm
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  24. If Kenny wants to change religion, wonder what he suppose to tell the officer?

    So far only one entry, hope to see you more so I wont have to stick with XX all the time… :p

    James at January 25th, 2006 around 1:12 pm
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  25. my god~~~ dun immitate Xi_Xu_ ler… haihzz

    lameass at January 25th, 2006 around 1:30 pm
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  26. WOOT~~

    Wingz at January 25th, 2006 around 1:37 pm
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  27. Welcome back, welcome back.. don’t look back, shake it like dat..

    yongfook: After you saw what she looks like, then you deign to write a semi-respectable reply..?

    aw at January 25th, 2006 around 2:08 pm
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  28. yongfok is teh boring

    KY at January 25th, 2006 around 2:14 pm
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  29. yeay, FA’s back, FA’s back!

    Lainie at January 25th, 2006 around 2:44 pm
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  30. *Kow Tow*
    welcome back!

    n305er at January 25th, 2006 around 4:19 pm
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  31. now all we need is some vodka, a camera and we’ve got ourselves the ultimate blogebrity camwhore site… :D :D

    eyeris at January 25th, 2006 around 4:31 pm
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  32. and FA to again ignore 95.7% of comments directed at her

     FA: Yes, but not yours. See?

    tyvek at January 25th, 2006 around 4:38 pm
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  33. Yes, you will valuable in my fight against BoingBoing.net! Join me! Help me!

    Swifty at January 25th, 2006 around 4:52 pm
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  34. :)

    decypher at January 25th, 2006 around 5:09 pm
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  35. muak muak… take it…baxy…haha…

    kody at January 25th, 2006 around 5:16 pm
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  36. my angel.. yeah.. she is back.. come give jack~jack a big hugz.. :p

    jack0 at January 25th, 2006 around 6:00 pm
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  37. Angel, we love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

    hyperhex at January 25th, 2006 around 6:20 pm
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  38. Anyone can fill me in on this M’sian lady? Honestly I am lost.

    FA: Lost? So am I. 

    DeeJay at January 25th, 2006 around 6:39 pm
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  39. 欢迎！欢迎！热烈欢迎！ FA, your middle finger is teh sexy

    Saygore at January 25th, 2006 around 6:40 pm
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  40. Ouch! Your words burnt like you name. Love your energy and rudeness. Hopefully, you piss the right direction for us “audience”. Look forward for that many days of postings. Get rocking and not rotting. Never heard of you before but glad to now.

    Big Joe at January 25th, 2006 around 6:50 pm
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  41. ROFL.. -_-”
    piss all day long blog queen

    neurra at January 25th, 2006 around 7:44 pm
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  42. yua aida is better.. or maybe maria ozawa? this girl here just want attention.. 1st impression.. you suck

    FA: I know, but thanks for reminding anyway.  

    honoka at January 25th, 2006 around 8:26 pm
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  43. I love the first picture. The photographer is teh pwn. She must have been the luckiest person on earth to be actually taking the great Fireangel’s picture!

    hohohoho.

    Cheneille at January 25th, 2006 around 8:27 pm
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  44. Me caveman *bam*bam*bam* my club for you! *bam*bam*bam*bam*bam*bam*bam*bam*bam*bam*bam*bam*bam*bam*bam*

    Modern Caveman at January 25th, 2006 around 8:39 pm
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  45. what!, u looking for fuck ha!. what is that.

    DAN at January 25th, 2006 around 9:19 pm
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  46. omg fucking morons!

    not you FA ;)

    suanie at January 25th, 2006 around 10:56 pm
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  47. you are back! welcome!

    duckhawk at January 25th, 2006 around 11:33 pm
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  48. nice having u back.

    moz monster at January 25th, 2006 around 11:59 pm
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  49. Fireangel

    DK at January 26th, 2006 around 12:34 am
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  50. I see an angel.. a fireangel

    xlx at January 26th, 2006 around 8:48 am
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  51. Wow – the real deal at long last! Based on reputation, we are not worthy indeed.

    I’m strapped in, and buckled up… let the adventure commence and the good times roll.

    Yours, in eager anticipation…

    HalfmanHalfbiscuit at January 26th, 2006 around 9:29 am
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  52. fuah, 52 comments

    hyperhex at January 26th, 2006 around 9:42 am
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  53. so your favouritest past time ever is drinking white liquid from a cylindrical object? okaaaay…

    tinkertailor at January 26th, 2006 around 9:43 am
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  54. Die hard Fireangel fans tools

    wget -N -r http://www.fireangelism.com

    bwahhahahahah

    moo_t at January 26th, 2006 around 10:58 am
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  55. Are you one of the Fantastic 4 ?

    FA: Actually yes. I’m the Orange one.

    93~94 at January 26th, 2006 around 12:16 pm
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  56. Hmmm… From those pics, 34A, 24, 26 ????

     FA: Flat, straight, shapeless.

    no2slack at January 26th, 2006 around 6:50 pm
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  57. Welcome Back. :-)

    Dabido at January 26th, 2006 around 11:07 pm
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  58. ISM comes from the Greek, it means a BELIEF in something.

    So FireAngelism is the belief in FireAngel. So Thiesm means the belief in God [Theo] and ATHEISM breaks down to A [Greek for NO], Theo [GOD], Ism [BELIEF], but dont’ confuse all words in Greek which start with A as being a NO, as AN and ANA and ANTI start a lot of Greek words and mean something different again. [Like ANAstasia means to Live Again as ANA means again.]

    So with FireAngelIsm we can also get the beliefs AFireAngelIsm (A belief there is no FireAngel … obviously they’d deny this site exists) and AnaFireAngelIsm (To once again believe in FireAngel) … which is, I guess what this site is … a continuation of AGAIN being FireAngel on the Blog Scene and once again the Belief in FireAngel … Though I guess the FanSite kept that belief alive too. :-)

    Dabido at January 26th, 2006 around 11:13 pm
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  59. i love u fireangel……

    sing sing at January 27th, 2006 around 3:44 am
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  60. I don’t know you, but I love you too :P

    no at January 27th, 2006 around 9:37 am
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  61. Aww shucks people. Thanks. :)

    Fireangel at January 27th, 2006 around 3:22 pm
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  62. hey your pics looked damn horny and slutty..nice

    pussy at January 27th, 2006 around 10:56 pm
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  63. I found a new home. I’ll be blogging from here now on.

    Thank You!!

    WaterDevil at January 28th, 2006 around 12:57 pm
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  64. funny blog =)
    keep it up !! XOXO

    flubear at January 31st, 2006 around 10:01 pm
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  65. So why it’s a double bed? Who gets the other half? :-)

    Kay Why at February 2nd, 2006 around 4:23 pm
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  66. I think ur cute …

    archyee at February 14th, 2006 around 4:09 pm
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  67. hahaha.. i agree with your thoughts on vday. over rated and bla bla. everyday is vday! life is very spicy! hehe. stay errr cute and high and perky

    :D

    chimp at February 19th, 2006 around 11:43 pm
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  68. I can’t believe how nice this site is. Very few comments are wrong, if any at all. Glad I stumbled across your page.Keep it real.

    emerald at May 2nd, 2006 around 6:42 am
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