It’s NevAr Too Late

January 31st, 2006

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Herro! It’s me! Last year’s mascot! I had a great time. I mean, check out my belly. A result of a whole year’s worth of boozing, making merry, messing around with the other chicks and cock feed. It’s a tough job, being the cock of the year and all that.

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Let me introduce you to a good friend of mine. Dog. I know right? We’re supposed to be enemies and he’s supposed to be chasing my tail and everything. But look, he has his arm around my wings. In a good way. Good way = not enemies. See? We’re best buds.

Dog: Hoi. Shuddup. My turn. Woof!

Cock: Sniff ok. Baibai.

Dog: Hi! Me is dog. Me is cute. Me new mascot. Wish you good things. Woof woof!

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Angpows. Blue coloured paper. A lot. Very good. Bone? Even Better.

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Good shit. Have more.

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*Hic*

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Many friends. Many happiness. Many time. Many good.

Gong Xi Gong Xi!

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21 Responses to “It’s NevAr Too Late”

woah!!! that’s one of the best wishes yet!!!!

Mossie`Ol Chin at January 31st, 2006 around 5:34 pm
was that the bitch licking the cock

suanie at January 31st, 2006 around 5:59 pm
-_-”

eyeris at January 31st, 2006 around 6:34 pm
OMG “bitch licking the cock”..

buahahahahahaha..

and stop playing with yar sister soft toy.. :p

miÃ¤Ã¶ at January 31st, 2006 around 6:52 pm
Entirely strange.

Guig at January 31st, 2006 around 9:00 pm
haha! Happy Chinese New Year to all!
Your angpau is FAT…. I wish I got something like that too :)…. Need more dogs!! 2 more to make 9 doggy =)

FA: Notes stuffed in that angpow is strictly for illustrative purposes ONLY and DOES NOT in ANYWAY represent reality. Sniff.

flubear at January 31st, 2006 around 9:31 pm
That is a very big ang pow you have. Happy Chinese New Year.

Â FA: Please refer to previous comment. Meh.

DK at January 31st, 2006 around 9:58 pm
that’s my kind of dog. let’s go drinking one day mutt.

Paul Tan at January 31st, 2006 around 10:42 pm
Drunk dogs look especially adorable, lalala.

Happy New Year, Fireangel!

Alynna at January 31st, 2006 around 10:43 pm
hey wait, that Chivas bottle looks familiar…

eyeris at February 1st, 2006 around 12:03 am
Gong hey… wtf the money there is blue?

Mister Moy at February 1st, 2006 around 11:47 am
How often has some drunk guy woken up to find he went home with a dog?
Well, apparently, this year it will be good luck!
So all you guys out there are going to get lucky this year … well, if you can call it lucky … just, don’t get sober, they’ll look better that way.

FA - Cute Doggy Mascot.

Dabido at February 1st, 2006 around 12:18 pm
why no pictures of THE STUPID DOG?

KY at February 1st, 2006 around 3:04 pm
dog with chivas ….lol

Happy CNY

yothemans.com at February 1st, 2006 around 6:13 pm
haha! illustrative purposes then put some USD and EUROs!!!
^_^ nevermind got one green note go get more green notes play cards, mahjong, and big 2!

flubear at February 1st, 2006 around 10:01 pm
something’s missing… where’s the monkey??

Cheneille at February 2nd, 2006 around 12:18 am
Wah lau eh, I want that Chivas bottle!

Yoong Wei at February 2nd, 2006 around 7:53 am
You’re not fooling us — it’s the old Tea Inside a Liquor Bottle trick, isn’t it?

Also, FYI, Cock + Dog does NOT equal Many Dogs. It equals Cocky Bitches. That ends our class for today.

Kurt at February 2nd, 2006 around 10:29 am
Kurt: you’re underestimating her. lol.

Paul Tan at February 2nd, 2006 around 3:00 pm
I love Fireangl. What nice long hair. It even goes to her armpits. Yum, yum.

Kay Why at February 2nd, 2006 around 4:13 pm
Haha… The pets are funny.
Hope there will be a good dog yr ahead.

Alienadi at February 4th, 2006 around 8:49 pm