Surreal
March 6th, 2006
Ever woken up one morning wondering how life, the earth, the universe and EVERYTHING ELSE came to exist? Nothing can ever come out of nothing. So what did the first thing ever came out of?
42.
There is no spoon.
Whatever. I hate Mondays.
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40 Responses to “Surreal”
Too much of Hitchhiker’s eh?
Read Genesis in the bible.
I’ve always equated surreal with a dreamy, yet nice-type experience. Odd to hear you talk about surreality and then hate Mondays.
question of life….
PMS??
Monday is wtflux.
“So what did the first thing EVER came out of?”
Vodka?
Another drinking excuse?
let’s go drinking. i am posting this from the 2nd client’s office i’ve visited today which turned out to be a false alarm as well. waiting for someone to return from lunch so i can explain some shit to him
monday sucks my existant cock
i hate bleeding
Yeah, your reading the wrong guide book… best thing to do is to throw it and the alarm clock outto the window and get back to sleep…
what did the first thing ever came out of?
69
SUCK: 69? You mean the Toaist “Ying&Yang” Taiji sign? Wah! that’s deep…
I would suggest Monty Python’s “Meaning of Life” if you are really looking for an answer to the question.
What makes you think that something came out of nothing? The opposite is equally true. “Af first there was something, then the nothings came out of that something.”
FA: ….. and that’s why I worship you.
it’s the begining of the ending. watever. bleargh
Careful now… If we didn’t know better we’d think you’re waiting for someone to come preach to you.
It started with a mountain, a hill, and a midget.
Forget the Big (gang) Bang, forget Intelligent Design, .. the truth is out (thanks to the Pastafarians): FSM
The Origins
FA: I DO worship his noodly appendages.
it was a lot of hot gas..
you’re assuming something exists in the first place, and who said that was true?
how can you have something from nothingness… a void giving life?
Yah I know.. the universe is like a giant soup… and yes.. how did the soup form itself… who made the can? and the soup?, who opened that can of mushroom soup.. who poured it into the pot.. who stirred it… and finally, who ate it and got diarrhea…
You think so you are.
Meh, there was always something. The nothing bit is an illusion. Tides of time, FA…tides of time. Time…the Big Bang…rises and recedes. Right now we are in the ebbing tide. What’s happened before will happen again. EGG studies have showed great fluxes of global consciousness before major events…essentially predicting catastrophes and disasters. How, you say? We’ve experienced it before. The strength of the “memory” remains somewhere…not fully erased by the last ebbing of Time.
That, or God made it all 6000 years ago.
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such a short post. but yet so many ppl can make so many thing out of it.
‘Ever woken up one morning wondering how life, the earth, the universe and EVERYTHING ELSE came to exist? ‘
Sometimes.
‘Nothing can ever come out of nothing. So what did the first thing ever came out of?’
Provided that we actually exist! [Wooops, how totally Nilhistic of me!]
Well, the first question you might need to ask is, will they have an answer to that question in your life time? Will it destroy your life to never know?
Actually, with string theory there might be an answer, but the usual science crap of ‘the was a disturbance in the fabric of time space and that created everything’ leave more questions than it answers.
[And the answer involving God leads to other questions to]. So, if we find out tomorrow what causes it all, there will be a new set of questions to answer.
I say, let’s leave it to S Hawkings and others to solve, as I really don’t have the time.
er.. what spoon??
spoon might be some sexual positions.. i’m not sure
I wonder what’s next in the list of unanswerable questions…
Monday’s ain’t so bad. It’s always a good day to laugh at the other people who are having a bad Monday.
u r fucking ugly, insincere, pretentious and trying too hard!!! relax….
KY - yes it is … and a very nice one at that! Obviously FA isn’t getting any good spooning.
I will now spit insults at you even though I don’t know you!!! relax…
I always find it harder to relax after someone calls me ugly and pretentious. Insincere is fine, though.
maybe she brought breakfast from home and forgot to take a spoon.
and i’m uber-bored. stupid bitch take forever to update.
Would wantan mee taste better without wantan ?
What would the left toe say to the right toe ?
Whatever is said about you, I still think you have your democratic right, constitutional right and of course also your own personal (human) right to blog on anything you deem fit so long they are legitimate.
Don’t give a damn, just blog on.
Your opening line sounds like some script from FIGHT CLUB the sequel… good opening for some comic character who woke up finding himself trapped in some faraway place.. hmm.. the korean movie OLD SKOOL comes to mind, sick movie.
“what did the first thing ever came out of?”
singularity - a dot
you are right. google tells the truth. lookup
“What is the answer to life, the universe, and everything?”
Jus skip through life
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