So, You Want To Be Kawaii Too?
March 8th, 2006
Here is a self-explanatory picture guide on how one would execute the stereotypical OVERDONE OMFG IF YOU DO IT ONE MORE TIME AND ACTUALLY MEAN IT I SWEAR I WILL EAT YOUR DOG Japanese Kawaii 1,2 and 5 finger(s) poses.
Enjoy.
The classic “1-finger” pose favoured by many Japanese school girls, overworked aging women desperately clinging on to their youths (ie, me), and faggoty gayboys who like it up their arses.
“2-fingers” poses are popular with fans of Bishojo and Bishonen animes (damn you Sailormoon).
The “5-fingers” posers are considered to be rebels and are shunted by its close relatives, the “1-finger” and “2-fingers” posers, because they had DARED to defy the NORM which is absolutely UNHEARD OF in the law-abiding homogenus Japanese society.
There you go. Now go forth and inflict it upon others as they have upon you.
Meanwhile,
Here’s what I think of your fucking try-hard kawaii poses, bitches.
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45 Responses to “So, You Want To Be Kawaii Too?”
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I still prefer 12!
hi..hey i have pictures of acting cute with 1 finger all the way to 10..i call it the “Kuah Jenhan’s 10 Finger Act Cute Guide”…haaha maybe i’ll post it up some day..but i do agree with your amazing ONE(middle) finger pose. beats the shit out of any kawaii poses.
middle finger one is cool. a real turn on, that. haha
last pic, definitely kawaii.
The 1 - 10 finger pose? I saw a series done with a 7 year old poser. Hahe. But FU pose rawks. Do you have one for STFU?
That middle finger pose is so Bad Girl, and so YOU.
My fav pose.
u sure u never did any of them before? damn sure?
FA: I’ve been guilty countless times sure, so what? What are you going to do about it? Sue me? Eat your toe? I say and eye for an eye - you should do it back.
Somehow they don’t seem so annoying when you’re doing it.
But it’s probably just the stalker in me speaking.
hah!
e last 1 is too ‘vulgar’ly kirei. hontoni honto!
oh gosh. this post is beyond coolness! im a fireangel reader already!
I like the last pose the best - classic bad-ass chick with an attitude..nice.
LOL! For more kawaii poses, go check out Friendster. OMG, i can die (die laughing that is)!
“Cute” poses like these are usually accompanied by profiles TyPeD LiKe ThIs.
p.s Shd also check out those “model-shots-taken-in-photo-studio” kind of pics. So tak boleh tahan man.
You should see me with the one finger in my mouth that goes *pop*… and how I wipe it on my arm pit
There should be some sort of counting algorithm to keep track of how many nosebleeds are cause by you flicking the bird.
definately, that last one is the best of FA! how come i don’t look so good when i give people the middle finger?
Guess who else is being a try-hard.
okok hey FA stay tune for more of my harajuku styles and 1,2,5 finger poses!!
just becoz u rock!
FA: No no no… YOU rock! Well, as soon as you do the post anyway.
There’s more:
http://www.tickle-me.net/archives/000180.html
FA,
You rule!!
I’m just happy pictures can’t come out and punch you in the face.
Anata no yubi wa zou no hana yori nagai desu !!!!
wanwanwanwan!!!!!ichi ichi ichi ichi!!!!!
Yubi no naka de hana wa kidori desu!!!!
i like the last one
I wonder how many people actually realize that our FireAngel does all that fucking try hard kawaii-ne poses ALL THE FUCKING TIME.
*hacking cough*
FA: OI BITCH HUSH. THE BLOOD HUNGRY MASSES DON’T NEED TO KNOW.
Cheneille: that’s called stating the obvious
Where’s the famous pseudo-kawai hand in gun position under the chin patented FA pose?!
wanted to puke, but hey..
u removed the *puke* from your post.
Good post. Bad ass.
HAHAHHAHA
kantoi sendiriiiii
Why picture like distorted?
You are technically breaking the law in 3 out of your 4 photos. Malaysian law states the following:
“You will be detained and/or arrested if you don’t have the required two fingers showing in every photo.”
or
“No photo can be printed or reproduced without the standard 2 finger pose expressed clearly in the photo. Any photo without the requisite two fingers showing must be:
A. Photoshopped to include said 2 fingers prominently in photo.
Or:
B. Baring the ability or time to Photoshop, the offending photo must be destroyed at an accredited government facility. Failure to comply with this law will result in the immediate revocation of your digital camera and internet privileges. Disregarding said law more than twice will result in imprisonment for a minimum sentence of 10 years hard labor and maximum sentence of death. Implied or blurry representations of fingers will be considered in violation of the above law and subject you to the full implementation of said penalties.”
Seriously, I’m not from Malaysia but am interested in it. What is up with Malaysian girls and the two finger photo pose. 90% of the photos of girls from Malaysia have them holding up 2 fingers in the peace sign. How did this become such a common thing?
Manuel Hung : uhh…. 90&? I didn’t know they did an actual proper research on the subject. Besides, she was talking about JAPANESE girls, not Malaysian girls.
But i’m not denying that this trend exists in Malaysia, like how trends usually DO exist in countries other than their own.
A side effect of the “Look East” policy, I reckon. *grimace*
pengsan…
The classic “1-finger†pose…faggoty gayboys who like it up their arses.
What talking you? I alway use 3 finger…
i scare middle finger pose
hana wo hojiru
*smooch*smooch*
hahaha..lovely effect the pictures have! 3 sweet ones and suddenly.. murderous!!
ya ya, i want to be the last one
actually real japanese look cute doing that…i mean naturally…but others are…u know..shit~
try harder
hey.. if you have the last pic as a post card.. I ‘ll buy..hehehe…
lol, i was wondering why i was linked here and i realise we both wrote an entry on these annoying hand and fingers poses.
keep them coming!
I was going to do one too (yah, you inspired me, blah blah blah), but I took one look at the first picture I took and decided to spare everyone.
Hahahaha.
Good site, good blog, thank
Haha. I can’t believe I never read this post. Funny as hell. I have my own version of the finger poses but yours rocks so much harder. Haha.
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