Archive for March, 2006

Fill In the Variables.

Wednesday, March 15th, 2006

The above is true when:

x= drinking & dancing
y= sleeping like a baby
z= updating a freakin’ blog

Your turn.

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Carnegie’s - Always Glad You Came

Monday, March 13th, 2006

You know you’re too young to be lurking around here when my post title didn’t get you humming to a certain 80s song. Go away.

Best library ever!

There are 5 Carnegie bars in the world - US, Taipei, Hong Kong, Perth and KL. The KL bar opened in late 2004 and is the most recent addition to the Carnegie family.

Like an art gallery. Only better.

The interior of Carnegie’s reminded me a little of Hard Rock with pretty much the same concept - a bar, restaurant, loud music, lots and LOTS of framed pictures and posters on the walls and psychadelic (bad) lighting. Dark enough to make everybody look good. Great ambience for drinking and making merry with friends.

I know that my photo taking skills are teh noob. Farkoff.

Simon & Garfunkel.

Rocking live band. Great singing voices, except they were playing songs from Light & Easy FM, slow easy listening for the over 50s. Not too appealing to, well, kids like us. This was on a Thursday (vodka shots night), and it was pretty quiet during the later part of the night with only the old angmoh men left. Maybe because it was a Thursday. Maybe the music chased everybody away. Hee hee.

Ladies night is on every Wednesday and starts from 9pm onwards. First 4 drinks are free and subsequent drinks are 50% off and unlike Wednesday it is PACKED with young executives. The really, Really, REALLY nice owner of the bar personally goes around distributing the drink coupons to the ladies… a bit hamsap also if you think about it… ’cause he gets to check out ALL the chicks in his establishment too. Heh. Gotcha!

…. and the whole of Sunday is Happy Hour. This makes Carnegie’s = Church of alcoholism and all things alcoholic. Henceforth, we shall congregate at this holy venue and baptise ourselves in the sweet nectar of the heaven’s on this sacred day of days. *hic*

A view of the DJ console.

Word of advice - NEVER go there on an empty stomach. EVER. I don’t know which zoo the REALLY NICE owner picked up these servers from but they have a memory of a dying goldifsh and reflexes of a 100 year old tortoise. Sometimes they forget your orders. And sometimes it take an average of 30 minutes for orders to come. Service is serious absolute CRAP. I mean they are really nice and apologetic about fucking up and stuff, but if you’re going to consistently FUCK IT UP then you’re not REALLY sorry are you?!?! ARgh! Thinking about how SHITTY the service is makes me want to stab their eyeballs out with a fork.

Cocktails can get a bit weak too which is excellent for wussy drinkers, but I like mine a LITTLE BIT stronger thanks.

Oh, mind the steps to the toilet. It’s one flight of stairs DOWN, with big spaces in between like a makeshift fire exit. A feat which can be a little tricky when you’re a little tipsy.

Did I mention that the owner’s really nice? A very pleasant jovial caucasian man with his really pretty wife. He’s there all the time. Man, it’s great to be the wife of a bar owner. No wait, it’s GREAT to BE the owner of a bar! DRINKS EVERY NIGHT FOR FREE! Well, sorta, I mean you did pay for them as part of your stock didn’t you? Shucks.

Chicks dance for free.

On Wednesdays they have a couple of chicks wearing tight white tees and shorts so tight it contricted MY breathing shaking their booty like Beyonce ON THE BAR. The owner asked me if I wanted to join them. I’m all like.. ernothanksbye.

I wonder how much they get paid…

Just chug it.

That’s a PINT of Hoegaarden. DRAUGHT. Muahahaha! Carnegie’s, I think, is the ONLY PLACE in Malaysia which serves DRAUGHT HOEGAARDEN. That’s FIVE GOLD STARS for this place. Sucky servers? Whah? Who? *hiC*

Just look at it! The fucking pint glass is almost as big as my HEAD I could almost DROWN in this shit!! WOOT!

Suan’s blogged about this place. Not once but TWICE!. Freak.

Their website HERE. With better pictures, a location map, the menu and promotional ads.

We had fun! *HiC!*

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So, You Want To Be Kawaii Too?

Wednesday, March 8th, 2006

Here is a self-explanatory picture guide on how one would execute the stereotypical OVERDONE OMFG IF YOU DO IT ONE MORE TIME AND ACTUALLY MEAN IT I SWEAR I WILL EAT YOUR DOG Japanese Kawaii 1,2 and 5 finger(s) poses.

Enjoy.

The classic “1-finger” pose favoured by many Japanese school girls, overworked aging women desperately clinging on to their youths (ie, me), and faggoty gayboys who like it up their arses.

“2-fingers” poses are popular with fans of Bishojo and Bishonen animes (damn you Sailormoon).

The “5-fingers” posers are considered to be rebels and are shunted by its close relatives, the “1-finger” and “2-fingers” posers, because they had DARED to defy the NORM which is absolutely UNHEARD OF in the law-abiding homogenus Japanese society.

There you go. Now go forth and inflict it upon others as they have upon you.

Meanwhile,

Here’s what I think of your fucking try-hard kawaii poses, bitches.

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Surreal

Monday, March 6th, 2006

Ever woken up one morning wondering how life, the earth, the universe and EVERYTHING ELSE came to exist? Nothing can ever come out of nothing. So what did the first thing ever came out of?

42.

There is no spoon.

Whatever. I hate Mondays.

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Do It Harajuku Style.

Friday, March 3rd, 2006

Suan inspires me to do most ridiculous shit to myself…. which is a good thing for this site, I guess. Besides, there are just too many freaking “TAKE ME SERIOUSLY NOW OR I KILL YOUR DOG” blogs with their endless political, social and personal rants already, I mean, come ON!!

So, as a big FUCK YOU I DON’T CARE ABOUT YOUR WHINGINGS AND BITCHINGS ANYMORE SO SHUTTHEFUCKUP ALREADY AND GET A REAL JOB SUCKERS, here are a bunch of pictures dedicated to MEMEME, in various outrageous outfits and face colours, attempting to emulate the Harajuku street look on a ZERO budget.

Besides, it’s not how fast you can empty your pockets for a piece of crazy clothing item. It’s about the freedom of interpretation and expression! It’s about the attitude and the blank vacuous expressions! It’s about the shameless camwhoring!

Let’s go go go!

Can you see the pink star on my right eye? It was meant to be a tribute to JEM AND THE HOLOGRAMS, which was my favourite cartoon of ALL TIME EVER! Jem! Truly outrageous! Truly truly truly outrageous!

Rainbow coloured socks make me happy! But ridiculously high-heeled boots should be outlawed because THEY FUCK WITH YOUR KNEES!

Going for the rocker punk chick look, or not.

Wanted to look like Wednesday from the Addam’s Family, but ended up looking more like a goth chipmunk in drag.

No animals were harmed and skinned alive for this shoot. Promise.

Those pompoms on my head belonged to my sis which she used for her kindergarten Sailormoon dance recital. Yeah, I know.

Pikachu! I choose you!

I love pink. Pink makes me happy. The eye shadow is >10 years old. That’s SO Fear Factor.

Lame attempt at Gothic Lolita. Not enough lace and frills to make it Old English. Whatever. I want a black lacy brolly.

Sad attempt at some completely made-up Cosplay character. You know what I need? I need more boobs. Spilling out of the blouse. That’s what I need. And yes. That’s a sword. And it’s retractable. And it’s cool. And very mine. No, you can’t have it, NYEH.

THE END NO MORE!

I used a tripod for this shoot. It was pretty tough doing the whole “looking at nobody” thing, SOBER.

Note to “Real life friends” who know I hardly ever wear skirts: Will you STOP LAUGHING NOW you goddamn freakin’ carcass eating hyenas.

But that was SO FUN!!!! I have SO MUCH JUNK OMFG! Maybe I’ll do it again some other time. BWAHahahhaha! YEAY!

Let’s make this an open meme!!!

If you want to do the the Harajuku do too (haha), all you have to do is take pictures and post them up on your own blogs, then leave a comment and a link at the comment section so we can all go see it together-gether. After all, that’s why you blog right? To give random strangers an avenue to jeer and ridicule at you? No? Okay go away now.

JUST DO IT! I DON’T CARE FFS! IN THE NAME OF ALL THINGS SILLY AND FUN!

And that concludes today’s edition of SILLY STUNTS! Ta!

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