Yes yes, I AM a Midget.
April 26th, 2006
I am about 156cm. Maybe 154.
That’s about 5 feet 2 inches. Or 1 inch.
MAXIMUM.
Maybe much shorter. I don’t know.
If you didn’t know that I was short before, NOW you do.
I blame it on the lack of eating babies when I was younger. The babies I consume now all go straight to my hips.
So, the next person who exclaims “OMFG YOU ARE SO SHORT” or anything remotely similar to that will get gang-raped by a horde of horny male orang-utans artificially stimulated with 10000cc’s of SEX HORMONES.
I am fucking sick of people acting all surprise and shit at how short I am. It’s not like I have a snout for a nose. Or pointy elf ears. Or 3 extra arms. Or an embedded twin on my back. Or that half of my body is covered in green slimy fish scales.
I’m. Just. Short.
It’s not even funny anymore.
Freakingly tall poeple deserve to be in travelling circuses anyway.
You heart-eating bastards.
The proper term is “petite and cute”, OKAY!
Class dismissed.
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49 Responses to “Yes yes, I AM a Midget.”
i love watching lord of the rings u know?
FA: I wanted elf ears just to be closer to Legolas. I bet you wanted Legolas too.
Eh good what, people think we look tall from pictures. Well, at least that’s what people have told me.
FA: Yeah I know what you mean. But Smashpop looks short in his pictures. BWAHaHAHhaHA.
kihkih.
i think you are adorable. Can add to the soft toy collection
Fuck off you shortass.
FA: Shuddup you shit-eating freak!
Actually, elf ears might look good on you.
Legolas is hot. I would do him.
You want us to find you a box to stand on or you rather we describe it to you?
hey shortie, wanna play ball?
frostier: Soft toy collection?? You mean ACTION FIGURE.
“petite and cute” sounds yummy
156 cm is approximately 5 feet 1.417 inches. it doesn’t matter as long as you are hot.
sex hormones, is there such thing?
KURT : Action Figure? Nah. She haven’t posted her dance video yet. So, most action figure can dance and kick, where’s it?
Our heights are anagrams of each other. I’m 165cm tall!
And I dont’ need the Elven ears … my mother’s side of the family are Elvens (yes, that’s their real surname), and i have their ears … but the ears aren’t pointy at all!!!!!!
My Grandmother got upset when someone called her a midget one day [she’s only four foot something tall].
Actually, the Elven thin might explain why we’re all so good at archery too!
Legolas is my middle name … okay, I’m lying! Darn!
ur hot. that more than makes up for the lack of vertical growth.
I suspect your much shorter than that… Being a 5ft no inch ain’t easy, you have to look up to ppl all the time… MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Heels… wear those killer heels or you can make up the diff in altitude with aptitude…
Maybe they call you short, because, so astounded by your wit and beauty, they dun wanna seem like they are attracted to you…
It appears to be a norm for popular bloggers to be short - see http://raining-noodles.blogspot.com/. Others that come to mind are minishort n XX.
FA: Minishorts is at least half a head taller than me, btw.
embedded twin on your back……yes..everyone has them…they’re called butt-cheeks.
correction…embedded twin at the back…not ON the back….
omg, 154cm, U are really so very short!
From someone who is 1.88m, i would say, its no big deal when the lady is only around 1.5 to 1.55m. Height is immaterial. Its who she is, thats important
Wahahah tell me about it, from pictures I imagined minishorts to be short cute cuddly and able to fit in your front pocket. I’d say she was tall, yes she is.
Welcome to the club, anyway you still cute and pretty
in my eyes.
im only 168cm
think of yourself as space-efficient
you’re gorgeous just the way u r =)
Petite, I agree.
Cute?…
I’m 165cm and I’m a guy! Try getting girls who are half a head taller than you with a height like mine… wait, doesn’t quite apply to you…
Anyway, thanks for giving me hope… I’m not all that short after all.. yea!
152 cm is exactly 5 feet.
I guess you are at least 5 feet 1 inch if you’re at 154-156.
So, no you are not a midget.
Midget is anything under 152cm for a full grown female adult.
Count yourself lucky. You have the joy of choosing your ideal high heel shoes.
i have a friend who’ll never ever reach 5 ft even.
and she’s the cutest thing ever!
fuck what other people say lah, u need to get pissed drunk like NOW oneoenone
petite and cute = sex appeal x 10E+123456789
Guys nowadays aren’t very tall either
So if you’re more taller than you are now, you won’t get to wear high heels already because you would be towering over those guys haha
It’s a good thing to be petite what heh!
Petite is good, but you REALLY gotta watch your weight because it will really show very easily on you.
Easily anytime you will be fei por.
ah. solution: the next time someone makes you feel bad by calling you short, come to me i’ll make you feel better.
while i’m at it: OMFG YOU’RE SO SHORT!!!!!!!
FA: BITCHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Well, when both making out, height is not really an issue… I mean depends what position you are using. Hehehe
156 cm is not really short. I would think that “short” means 152 cm or thereabouts.
the bottomline is:
It doesn’t matter how tall or short you are, just how much alcohol you can consume in one sitting.
Most short and petite girls I know have big boobs. That alone is more than enough to make up for the lack of height.
Maybe they were surprised that you were much shorter than they imagined? So when they saw you, they went “Oooo ahhhh. I thought you were 4 feet 10?”
Oh do stop complaining, miss 156cm-tall. At least you fit into the asian average — I’m 5ft nothing. XP
GAH!!! POCKET SIZES CUTIE!!! Can carry around with you whereever you go… lalala
“embedded twin on my back” - been reading Russian newspapers have we?
fireangel — can I sic you on tanyeehou please?
Funny I never noticed that you were that short.
Fuck where did I put the salt.
I was surprised too when we first met.
You know what they say about cili padi, right?
kecikkkkk
Being a tiny female is perfectly normal. A short guy however…
Man . . . I knew you were short but . . . 5′2″ . . !!! . . . whoa . . . with heels you’re just bout tall enough to sniff at my armpits hahahaha hehehehehe hahahah ..okay okay . . .
im a short guy,
but one of my friend say (he a tall guy)…an old saying actually….(his old chinese boss told him)longt ime ago lah
that to beware of –short guys and dark skin short guys….
cause they can be preety2 dangerous….
dont laugh dude cause if ur get a short boss one day..ull know ,cause im a freeaking fucking boss too, and i runs somthin…
to short people–tall people they are tall, but they cant be short ,unless they cut off thier leg… da truth is they just jelous of us,,,,,
think about it…..k.. have a nice day
you had me suicidal, suicida. Corrina Eudora.
it was back in 99, watching movies all the tim. Karolyn Leanne.
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