Who Needs Men.
May 9th, 2006
Just because a girl is single and feeling miserable doesn’t mean she needs to go to bed feeling all cold and lonely at night.
Especially not when she has just about so many other objects of her desires to spend the night with.
Uh-huh.
*SIGH*
Oh well.
Goodnight.
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$ For the Booze.
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65 Responses to “Who Needs Men.”
Blah. Beer over vodka YEAY
FA: Vodka pwns joo YEAY!
for a moment there I thought…
potong stim eni.
pah. your absolut collection pales compared to mine. i have everything… BUT absolut pepar. *&^^&$^%$&%&%&((%&.
Alright alright, I’ll do you.
lower, lower, lower…….XP~~~~~~~~~~~~~~nosebleeding.
i hope alcohol is not going 2 b ur 1st priority or best solution 4 a lifetime partner.
n naruto is not ending e fillers anytime soon……..argh!!!!!! how much longer?!!!!!!but e 2nd movie was awesome, so much better than e 1st. dun tell me u have not watch it!
FA: Watched the movie halfway yesterday, today going to finish it. DAMN BEST! HOW LONG HAS IT BEEN SINCE WE SAW GAARA IN ACTION YO?!?!? HE IS SO DAMN HOT!
Relish your singledom! That way, you can still remain attainable to your collection of male fans everywhere.
is that silk? nice :).
tak pe… tak pe…
What was it that you did with the bottle before falling asleep?!! (O.o!)
this is really nice. who shot this?
FA: Me.
vodka is best served cold……so i guess you holding the bottle to fall asleep ….would still be considered as “go to bed feeling all cold and lonely at night.”
FA: Trust me when I say that it felt warm and toasty.
A friend once told me that there are two scenarios where a girl looks her best. The first being on her wedding day and the second when she’s sound asleep.
That photo of you definitely supports the latter (must be the whole ‘image of tranquility’ thing…) but there was never any mention of Vodka…
still waiting for a naruto fight scene to equal the Shodaime and Niidaime fight with Yondaime…
HAHA. Vodka!
omg. FA, u make all the single girls out there
SO SO SO proud =)
Pah.
I damn jealous.
Oh yeah I’m coming back as a bottle of Absolut.
Arrggghhh FA you look so kiiiuuutttt…
*pinch cheeks*
May I?
Your bottle is almost empty. I have a fresh bottle of Absolut on the bar counter in my kitchen. Want?
FA: It’s actually almost full.
i have enough bottles for you to make a bed, feel free to come and collect them!
Look warm & cute…. I mean the Volka Bottle.
FA: i totally have not heard this line over a million other times before. ha ha.
FA, soo cute…..i want date you! Can?
dang, nice silk blouse…
Suanie - Beer sucks elephants hairy balls! Vodka is much better.
FA - you’re supposed to drink it to keep warm, not cuddle it … if you want something soft and spongy to cuddle, I have enough rolls of fat for the both of us!
[Oh dear, that’ll get me a kick in da nuts!!!]
Maybe we can liposuck the fat out of me and you can have some!
Of course, a hot water bottle is fun to cuddle too!
3 out of your 5 posts are on boozes…
FA: thanks for the pro-bono audit
ever tried other vodka other than absolut?
eg: smirnoff, stoli, ruskie standart, grey goose, skyy, finlandia, koskenkorva?
Weather is getting cooler recently.
Remember to button up to your neck or else you would get a cold
Not bad, the bottle can be your dildo in the mean time until you find an organic one to count on.
Great pic - you’re gorgeous (re: bottle)
FA: ha ha. how original.
Today, males readers everywhere will spend 10 minutes more in the shower.
Females 40.
I think FA nicer in the pic
Kurt,
If male readers = 10 minutes more
If female readers = 40 minutes more
then Vodke bottles = 40 minutes + 10 minutes.
Victim from the abuse readers
If you intend to sleep around a little, I would recommend a fling with Grey Goose as well. Smoother than Absolut.Ketel One is also pretty good in bed!
grey goose vodka and famous grouse whiskey must be related. all made from bird piss.
Absolut Vodka… Absolutely Sweet(The sleeping and drooling angel)… I’m going to start drinking more vodka from now on…
Cool photo and cool blog, fireangel. Too bad most visitors miss the point. Everybody tries to be a comedian. What to do?
you know FA, the bottle has other uses…
FA: So big. It might spoil me for other…..options.
suanie,
enlighten us please.
I want that nightie!!
I also want it in dark red, black and three more white ones.
This picture was genius!
looks like some party of mine.. except that mine was a stick party where eveyone passes out!! hahaha..
i think she just need more vodkas… no absolut here! just belverde, grey goose and finlandia.. want some?
cheers and drink on babes…
Ooh white shirt = sexay
*seconds what Joyce says
Uh, the bottle has a very short neck………….
Hang in there.
eh. Singapore’s Changi Airport duty free currently has Absolute Vodka (regular and raspberry i think) on promotion.
2 1-litre bottles for SGD38.
TWO ONE-LITRE BOTTLES FOR SGD38 = RM87.xx !!!
Just came back on Monday night, so it’s probably still there.
And No I din buy cause at home still got a bottle and a half.
Nice pose. Even the bottle is positioned for best advert effect:)
Got room for one more person?
Sunaie Said ‘you know FA, the bottle has other uses…’
Yes, can be used as a candle holder. You can stick ribena in it, you can use it for decoration by putting coloured liquid in it, you can play spin the bottle, you can balance it on your head for entertainment uses, you can throw it at someone you don’t like or who won’t shut up *DUCKS*, you can wee into it and send it to your enemy pretending it is some new flavour, you can use it as a scale model of the worlds bigest bottle (aka Futurama) and put a model spaces ship in it so that it isn’t broing, you can use it as a model in a still life painting, you can fill it with water and splash it on your white T-Shirt *DROOLS*, you can pretned it is a telescope when playing pirates with your nephews and neices, you can glue soem together to use as a glass sculpture, you can cut the top off it and use it as a vase (or leave the top on if you like the thin topped vase), you can store other liquids in it (like used cooking oil), you can use it as a rolling pin when making pastries, you can use it on a robot as wheel of sorts (I can give you a bigger explaination if required), you can use it as a prop in a Movie/Play etc, you can put a bow on it and place a papermache head on it and use it as a statue, you can stick it over a koi pond and have water squirt up into it as a fishpond decoration, you can melt it down with a blow torch and turn it into any glass blown shape/figure, you can wave it around when you dance, you can stick it in your ear as an earplug, you use glue on the outside in order to make a continuos pattern that you can then use as a roller in art work, you can glue a heap together to make a raft in case you get shipwrecked …
I could go on … but Yeah, I agree with Suan, you can use it for lots of other things!
[That is what you meant, wasn’t it Suan?]
You blue supersize pillow looks comfortable… Jeles.. Zzzzz.
Vodaka .. mmmm ..
You’re nuts dabido!
Nice ….
Paul - What? Are they showing?
*tries to hide his nuts!*
Nice Shot!
Absolute Vodka!
cute picture….do you really sleep like this ? i meant in this pose ?
kurt - dammit. i didn’t keep time, therefore cannot validate your claim for you. Chen, bring stopwatch with you yar.
lainie - actually i went in the afternoon, and when i came out it was all dark already lah!!!
maybe u should stay off vodka for a while…
A real bitch!
i love absolut too…in sarawak, we can get it for RM45 (ori one…) if u know where to buy. btw, your should make a review on both of this amazing legendary liquor, absinthe and jagermeister. i found both in some hippie island in middle of thailand. para salud.
drunk??
Wonder if we will see this picture on the Absolute Vodaka book next time.
Say, we should go out for Halloween. I have the perfect costume in my head already.
Can we see what’s inside the top please? Must be very pretty.
Sleep tight…
I kissed Fireangel
cat: isn’t absinthe banned?…they allow that in M’sia?
that picture and the caption reminds me of a night back from izakaya with my mate, brandishing a bottle of shochu, yelling, “who needs woman” heheh,,, or was it a dream…
mm,,, wakaranai
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