I Heart Anime Boys.
June 22nd, 2006
Hi I am FA. I have a confession.
I find anime boy characters hot.
And not just ANY anime boy character. It has to be the sort that looks androgynus. There’s something about not being quite able to figure out what gender they REALLY are which makes them so hot. So mysterious. You KNOW they are men. But yet they are so feminine. So gentle. And yet so manly & strong at the same time. Their long limbs that seem to go on forever. Their lithe slim defined bodies. Sharp chins. Porcelain smooth complexion. Snowy white skin. Big brown eyes. Tiny noses. Tiny mouths. That tiny curl at the corner of their mouths when they smile which holds promises of so many dark, dirty, sinister secrets and a hint of mischievousness. Their soft hair.
Ohmgod their hair. Blue black green brown platinum. Long. Short. Spikey. Wavey. Tussled. Fringes strewn carelessly across their faces. The wind caressing each strand of their hair and moulding them into a mangled mess of softness.
Shounen-ai Haven. *slurp*
Wah. Just thinking about it makes my stomach twist into knots. My mind bounce off walls like it’s on warp speed. My fingers shiver. My throat parched. My eyes glaze over. OMFG buey tahan.
Shit. Thinking about it makes me wet.
…… from prespiration.
*compose compose. maintain maintain*
My first cartoon character crush ever was Lion-O of Thundercats. I used to watch him and hoped that if I wished hard enough, he would just pop out of the tv. Shuddup. Admit it. It was yours too. And every single hot blooded straight (AND GAY) male who DARE deny ever having lusted over for Cheetara is lying out of his goddamn bleedin’ ears.
Why hasn’t he popped out of the tv yet, that sly, sly cat.
Anyhoos.
Came across these gems while I was uh.. being less than productive.
I just couldn’t tear my eyes away from it. Sure they are as good looking as warts are on a toad. But look at thier intense vacuous stare. Check out their crazy windswept hair do. The I don’t give a fuck facial expression. That slack posture that there are standing in. How their shirts are carelessly tucked. The moody broody setting. The subtle tinge of edginess and dark secrets that they keep. The slight hint of tender gayness. Tortured poets.
Okay they could do with some serious face reconstruction and lose all that mascara and eyeliners, but hey, at least they TRIED.
Ohmygod. See how the group of girls on the right of the picture are raping the boys WITH THEIR EYES.
I have the most uncontrollable urge to go buy myself a pair of suspenders NOW.
One day I intend to pull off dressing up like an anime boy and have girls all over fantasize about doing… uh… things which they do in dark quiet building corners when they think nobody’s looking to me in dark quiet building corners when they think nobody’s looking.
And with my EVEN SHORTER HAIRDO (yup, cropped it off again last week) now, I might even pull it off.
Do you know any real boys who look like they just stepped out of shounen-ai mangas? Give me his number. NOW. I wanna adopt him and er… comb his hair… and er…. have tea with him… and have idle chatter about the local weather.
Wah I better stop typing. This is getting too disturbing.
Back to work.
(Pictures were ripped off without permission from HERE)
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33 Responses to “I Heart Anime Boys.”
1st!!!!onesatuyat
erm … the anime boys in this post look a bit faggoty rite?
FA: Yes. Look faggoty. THat’s the point? Look faggot but not faggot. I got soft spot for them. It just can’t be explained to mere mortals like you.
you call those anime boys ? Those i would consider people in the gothic-style clothing desu.
FA: Okay they aren’t. So sue me. Takeshi Kaneshiro and the Korean heart throb Rain is more anime. Slurp.
omg i no eye see. hahaahahhha do u know HOW MANY THINGS i can think of saying about ur post????
when are u going to show us ur new do bitch!
FA: How many? Say it lah bitch!
rofl. it’s like wayyyyyy hard to imagine about it…
u like poofters? go for Gatsu from Berserk lah…
FA: Look only. NOT act like one.
i call them freaks.
i agree with suanie
so u like tough guys that wear poofy like that leather dude in village people :p
haha actually those androgynous guys in anime meant to attract females and gayboys one…
but i know what u mean… you prefer sasuke over naruto. i like jiraiya
FA: I also like Gaara and Neiji. And Shikamaru - purely for his wit.
You heart queers, you faghag.
Gaara wants to bugger Sasuke
suspenders? might make u look like larry king.
those men all look kinda womanly. haha. i know one guy who would fit your description 120%.
FA: I also know.
I wanna see him wei.
妖
http://www.flickr.com/photos/84251920@N00/sets/1305550/
More eye candy?
FA: Wah. Some quite hot.
Hmm, do you want to see a real-life guy who looks great (and authentic) dressed up as Kakashi? Drop me a line.
FA: Do you know him in person or do you just have a poster of him on your wall?
CHALLENGING ME NOW IS IT NIAMA!
1.It has to be the sort that looks androgynus. There’s something about not being quite able to figure out what gender they REALLY are which makes them so hot……so feminine. So gentle. And yet so manly & strong at the same time. Their long limbs that seem to go on forever. Their lithe slim defined bodies. Sharp chins. Porcelain smooth complexion. Snowy white skin. Big brown eyes. Tiny noses. Tiny mouths. That tiny curl at the corner of their mouths when they smile which holds promises of so many dark, dirty, sinister secrets and a hint of mischievousness. Their soft hair.
u effin’ closet case.
2. from lion-O to CHEETARA???
3. The slight hint of tender gayness.
i should get u a rainbow t-shirt for ur bday.
4. One day I intend to pull off dressing up like an anime boy and have girls all over fantasize about doing… uh… things which they do in dark quiet building corners when they think nobody’s looking to me in dark quiet building corners when they think nobody’s looking.
right right, u already have girls fantasizing about doing those things even without needing to dress up like a boy. or do u like to role play that way?
HAHAAHHAAH
5. And with my EVEN SHORTER HAIRDO (yup, cropped it off again last week) now, I might even pull it off.
children, what rhymes with hooch?
6. YOU ADDED THE SHOUNEN AI PARTS LATER ON! over insistence of not being inclined the other way. hahhhahaha
but yeah. i know ur straight as an arrow bitch. bully for u. n d guy lainie mentioned is damn hot. woooh! i love his shampoo-ad worthy long hair.
uh oh comment turning as long as dabido’s don’t kill me kthxbai.
ugh.
this is for you.
http://img431.imageshack.us/img431/8506/21046106450535l2qk.jpg
FA: Argh. A bit too girly for my liking.
this fella even better
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kin-yan_Lee
http://www.cinempire.com/multimedia/KingsMan/images/01.jpg
this guy is very hot in korea now bcos of his andro looks
http://www.hancinema.net/korean_Lee_Joon-ki.php
Wah lau. How do boys get that pretty.
Eh, you already GOT a guy fren who looks anime-like! You are the one who told me he has that look. Ahem. Nevermind that he’s younger than you lah…
ahahahahahahhahha…
and i think now already you have girls fantasizing about ‘the things which they do in dark quiet building corners when they think nobody’s looking to me in dark quiet building corners when they think nobody’s looking.’
i mean, just look at the person who wrote the long-ass dabido’s length comment! heehee…
Kitten (aka Cheneille) is my padwan! The ‘gift of the gab’ is strong in her!
I can’t wait till ‘Dabido Length Comment’ becomes a phrase in most ‘Dictionary of Internet Terms’
Ooer .. love Gakuen Heaven .. for all the wrong reasons! *laugh*
Have you seen Ayashi no Ceres? Omigod .. lurrrrrve Touya!!!!! (the hot guy in it)
I heart anime guys too… I get shit for that but then I do… Roy Mustang from FMA makes my heart 100000000000mph
*starry eyed*
Dabido: and after every really really long piece of writing, one will say “damn i just pulled a dabido”
Paul, I thought peopel were already saying that!
Tolkien said it when he completed Lord of the Rings.
In Tolstoy’s letter to his editor:
‘Hey Comrade, I just pulled a Dabido, check this out, I call it War and Peace!’
Or, in the foreward to Fyodor Dostoevsky, ‘Crime and Punishment’:
‘Dear readers, you may have noticed that I’ve pulled a Dabido with the length of this book …’
So really, we’re just waiting for the Internet world to catch up with the great literary minds of this planet.
lol @ the cosplay.. alamak i thought u come to singapore
aiyoh ! too metrosexual lah !’
not macho enuff !
I looove anime guys!!!!! I don’t even like real guys romantically. Anime guys are just sooooo hot kind and not perverted most of the time and soooo mysterious
love naruto n friends so much
love this manga so much
wow…love naruto n friends so much
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