Archive for July, 2006

What To Do When Given Lemons By Life.

Monday, July 31st, 2006

Shove the lemon up its ass

Give it the finger.

…… then proceed to chill with a mug of Hoegaarden.

Cheers.

On other news,

I just got myself a SIM card replacement.

Set me back 50 bucks. Sigh.

I’m using my sister’s old Nokia 3410 for the moment…. or forever, depending on my mood which, at this moment, is leaning towards “I don’t give a fuck”.

Well, at least nobody would even want to THINK about flicking this baby dinosaur.

Call me. I don’t have your numbers anymore.

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To: The Fuckface Who Stole My Handphone

Sunday, July 30th, 2006

1. May you contract leprosy.

2. May your wife cheat on you on your brother who is a gay and has a small dick who will fuck her up the ass. And may she bear HIS children, somehow.

3. May you shoot blanks. And be barren. For the spawns that are borne to you are better off dead than to carry your despicable seed.

4. May you constipate and have bloody piles of the most painful sort.

5. May your urethra burn and sting whenever you take a piss.

6. May your dick be infested with untreatable flesh eating viruses and may it painfully and slowly turn gangrene with puss and open sores for the rest of your cowardly insignificant life.

I fucking tulan now.

Am staying away from KLCC for abit. Stupid fucked up place.

Pride of the country konon. Pfft.

Brand new phone some more. Just when I was getting the hang of it.

It’s not JUST RM1250 down the drain.

It’s the hassle of losing numbers.
The hassle of having to replace the goddamn SIM card.
The hassle of having to GO to the Maxis centre to GET the goddamn SIM card.
The hassle of having to buy ANOTHER PHONE.
The SPENDING OF MONEY to buy another goddamn phone.
The hassle of not being able to be in contact with people who are trying to CONTACT ME. Who knows, right at this very moment, some reaaallly rich good looking 28 year old hunk who happened to have got my number from a really nice mutual friend, might be trying to hook up with me, and what will he get on the other line? Dead tone.

Now with my phone gone, I’m also missing my organiser, watch, alarm clock, and a mp3 player.

Tiuniasengpokaihamkahchan!

Tulan or not you tell me?

TULAN OR NOT??!?

And this has to happen almost JUST before my birthday.

Damn no mood.

Wanna crawl underneath my covers and stay in there. Wake me up when 2006 ends, thanks.

P/s: Friends, please contact me on my house/office number if you have it. If you don’t, email me for my number and I’ll reply. Email me your numbers too. I won’t get my SIM card till….. I have the time and transport to go to a MAXIS centre. which only opens during working hours. machauhai.

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Bad Credit

Tuesday, July 25th, 2006

Yeah, that’ll teach me to read the fine prints next time.

… or at least, ASK about them.

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I Have A Life!

Friday, July 21st, 2006

…. and if I say that enough times I might actually start believing in it.

*looks sadly at balls and chains fastened around ankles connected to office desk*

Sigh. Maybe I should start clicking my heels too, or something.

Oh well. Here ARE pictures to proof (TO ME DAMNIT! ME! WHO GIVES A FUCK ABOUT YOU!) that I have SOME sort of a life.

Photos are taken with my N0kia 3250 which I currrently have a lot of flak with, but that’s a story for another day. There are, however, a couple of random words which just about sums up what I DO think about it - SUCKS. BUY. DONT. INSANE. EAT BABIES. ARGH.

How is the camera working for me (you eagerly inquire with bated breaths and hungry, hungry eyes)? Well, IMHO,
1. It is absolutely worthless for macro shots,
2. Completely retarded for night shots, AND
3. It lags like you wouldn’t BELIEVE.

Other than the above-mentioned teeeeny tiny setbacks though, it’s absolutely PERFECT.

*cue laughter*

I wished I waited for that blasted SE W850i ARGH don’t you fuckers even TALK about it I don’t even WANT to hear it!

@#$%&*@&#

So. Moving on to pictures.

I eat!

yum yum yum!

I drink!

yum yum yum!

I camwhore with friends!

vOices, Paultandotorg, ST, sumposer

I camwhore some MORE!

Kerol, KY, Horny and sumposer

I find Waldo!

TOO EASY!!!!11one

….. and then I go do it all over again.

Have a great weekend!

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Spy Shot.

Monday, July 17th, 2006

Got me a new toy over the weekend.

Fingers are now numb from fingering it too much.

Just what the hell were you thinking anyway?

Now, isn’t that a huge mofo? I think it’s great for covering bits which are not worth being uncovered. HAHAhahHaha. hahahah. hah.

Anyway, that baby set me back about 300 bucks.

Just posing with that damn thing increases my coolness factor by ten times!!!!!

….. or at least, that’s how it FEELS like.

Imagine how much cooler it’ll be if I actually learnt how to PLAY on that thing.

But knowing how ridiculously short my attention span is, I’m afraid it might end up collecting dust in a corner of some forgotten room somewhere.

*NOT FOR THREE HUNDRED BUCKS YOU DON’T! UNDERSTAND!*

Okay okay. Understand.

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