Archive for September, 2006

Hammie Fun Fact

Monday, September 11th, 2006

I bought my sister a pair of hamsters for her birthday because I am the greatest sister of ALL time.

She loves them more than she loves me.

Sigh.

Anyway, as a community service to all you hammie noobs out there, here is a fun fact extracted from Wikipedia.

Most hamsters originate from Russia.

The desert is the hamsters’ natural habitat.

Therefore, a sand bath can provide hamsters with entertainment.

Hamsters like their sand baths very,

VERY,

much.

They could be very tasty too.

Kthx.

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Is This A Joke?

Wednesday, September 6th, 2006

Because it’s as funny as sticking a cactus up my nostril.

Look what I found HERE.

Best Malaysia Blog

The nominees for best Malasia Blog Q1 2006/2007 are as follows:

* BlackJetta
* Cheeserland
* Clueless Person’s Lair
* Desidarata
* Fireangelism < ---- WTF ?!?!?
* kurtlow.com
* myAsylum
* MySabah
* Quaintly
* TV Smith’s Dua Sen

You will be required to rank all of the nominated sites so please review all of them before proceeding.

E-mail registration is required to participate. Your address will not be sold, given away or used for spamming. All collected addresses wil be destroyed within one month after the close of polling.

The poll will be launched shortly. Please take the time to review the nominated sites.

September 5th, 2006

So what do I get if I win this thing? Riches? Fame? Harem of virile sturdy boys? A spanking new Mini Cooperr? A holiday villa in Italy? A keg of whiskey? My URL tatooed on your asses?

Okay, seriously, who the hell nominated me for this? There are only five real readers here, don’t think I didn’t know that the rest of you are robots. Somebody do some owning up REAL quick I tell ya.

WHAT? You think you’ll get away with this? That I’ll NEVER find out? YOU WERE WRONG.

What are you BLIND? Or out of your bloody MIND? Or blind AND out of your bloody mind?

You KNOW I’ll NEVER win this. Fireangelism is a silly, shameless, camwhoring, self-indulging, hair-brained, pointless, time wasting, intelligence-free, zero-productivity-at-work-inducing site which……. hmmm…..wait a minute, some of you sickfuckers actually have a penchant for this kinda shit don’t you? I might actually WIN this won’t I? I mean if all five of you sickfuckers actually got together and…. OH WHO THE HELL AM I KIDDING HERE.

So who is responsible for this already? I promise I won’t send my band of mercenary blood-thirsty, kitten-eating ninjas to swiftly and quietly annihilate you, your family, your pet fishes and your dog in the middle of your sleep or anything like that. Promise. With a cherry on top.

Wait. This is getting crazy. I didn’t mean to go all batshit insane like that. What I actually meant to do was thank you. And as you can see, I’m not entirely very good with this whole thanking… thing. This really IS quite flattering. So…yeah.

Thank you.

Sickos.

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Pure White Linen Is Yummy

Sunday, September 3rd, 2006

One of my 18(+8)th birthday presents was a bottle of perfume.

A bottle of Estee Lauder’s Pure White Linen, to be precise.

I firmly believe that there are no such thing as bad presents.

The only BAD thing about presents is not getting any.

You know… like air.

Funny thing is that this was NOT the only perfume set I received as a gift for my birthday.

IS THIS A HINT OR SOMETHING?

*sniffs self*

I don’t smell bad also. Hmph.

ANYWAY.

Why don’t people EVER hire me for this kinda shit? Can’t they see I’m not a troll? Or am I? I am? So it’s because I’m a troll isn’t it you fucking double standard bigots!!

As you can see, a camwhore never misses a chance to camwhore, so mind the shameless self-indulging photos once again. It’s my site so fuck you. Also am kinda sick of seeing Gwyneth I-look-so-normal Paltrow’s freaking face everywhere as well I mean ENOUGH of her mediocreness already ohmygod uber hot looking supdermodels EXISTS for a reason, and it definitely isn’t for rocket science research.

There was a major launch thing going on for this perfume. If you were one of them NORMAL people who don’t stick their noses to the PC screen 24-7 and actually LEAVE the house periodically you’ll notice that this perfume is being advertised at every single advertising avenue known to men.

Fuck you, pervs

Apperently, Pure White Linen is the daughter of classic White Linen, something your mother and my mother used. I loved the smell of White Linen because of its subtle flowery smell of familiarity and comfort. Because I grew up smelling it on mum.

I suppose the smart people at Estee Lauder realised this and decided to launch another younger, fresher edition of this perfume to appeal to the younger generation. Because let’s face it, as much as we love them, do we really want to smell like our mothers? Would you really want to remind your boyfriend of his mother? Hahaha! Didn’t think so!

Woah. Deep. Eyebags. Fill. Goldbars. Need. Photoshop. Classes.

Some perfumes out there with about a thousand other species of flower/fruit/flavouring/dead animals’ musk mixed in a bottle smell so damn pungent that just a mere whiff of it makes your nostrils feel like it’s being pricked by a million tiny needles. And what is it with trying to smell like dessert? I like my vanilla very much but not so much until I want to smell like cake. Flavour enhancers should NOT be used in frangrances damnit!

I personally like my perfumes to smell subltey and fresh-like. A nice blend of fruits and flowers. With a hint of citrus. Something about citrus in perfumes makes me feel lively, cheery and gay. No, I mean gay in a gay happy way, not in the gay Big Gay Al in Pink Leotards gay way, not to say that gay people aren’t happy or anything but you know, I was describing an EMOTION, not a way of life okay I mean seriously how would gay people smell like when they don’t even smell the same because they smell like every other folk like you and me ANYWAY? Sheesh.

It’s mine I tell you. MINE. My only. My precioussss…..

If you like Clinique’s Happy, you’ll like Pure White Linen too. Not quite the same, but pretty similar in a way. Both reminds you of sunshiney days on an orchard of freshly bloomed flowers which sprung from the damp earth after a rainy day.

I love this stuff. It’s subtle. It’s flowery and there’s a hint of citrus I so love which comes from the green Granny Smith Apple top tones. So no, you can’t have it.

Now I can skip showers and still smell nice! Wakakakka!

Thanks for the lovely gift! Me so happy! Me love prezzies!

People should just give me more free stuff you know IS THAT TOO MUCH TO ASK FOR REALLY? Shit.

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