Ate Too Much Nothing Else To Do.
October 15th, 2006
I’ve always wanted to own a hip flask because like a primary school kid sniffing glue to impress his friends, I thought owning a hip flask would make me COOL.
After much pestering, begging and threatening, I finally got that wish fulfilled.
Well, sorta.
It’s so tiny, midgets can take a swim it in on a hot summers day.
It’s enough for a shot of … well.. just about anything I want to have a shot of.
The beautiful thing about this flask is that because it’s so small and it looks like a cute keychain accessory, I can slip it (and its contents) into my bag……..unnoticed by anyone.
Which means I now have the power to drink anything, anytime, anywhere.
I must not camwhore.
I must not camwhore.
I must not camwhore.
Oops. Hehehe.
Anyway, to proof how thankful I am and how much I love this thing…
…. I’ve already christened it with vodka.
So if I’m ever out with you and you catch me smiling like a maniac for no apperent reason at all, well…… there might be a tiny reason afterall.
P/S: I am aware that the powers of my camwhoring compels my current employers to perv at my site, so just to add a little disclaimer:- my smiling maniacally at the workstation for no apparent reason at all has NOTHING to do with this flask whatsoever, I smile maniacally at the workstation only because OMFG I’M ABSOLUTELY IN LOVE WITH MY JOB.
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21 Responses to “Ate Too Much Nothing Else To Do.”
wish i’d love my job as much as you do…
Title should be drank too much nothing else to do.
I think it’ll take about 2 dozens of these to get you into smiling like a maniac in public.
FA: My tolerance level dropped already. One enough. HAAHAHA
That flask doesn’t hold enough to get even a midget drunk!
P.S. I know for a fact that’s not true what you said about your job.
FA: Shhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!
Can I have a shot of that. I’m trying to dull my mind to the horror movie that I was stupid enough to watch yesterday…
FA: Bwahhaha. who asked you to watchhhhh!
Awwww that flask is so cute .. hahahaha .. ermm were you compelled to get that flask after so long because you LOVE your job so much ?!?!
FA: It was a gift leh. To shut me up probably. Hahaha!
Abt wat u said abt ya job…..ya rite!!…
You remind me so much of the character Veronica Mars
What sort of job is it? Any fun?
hehehe…it’s not even a hip flask! It’s a err…key flask? less than a shot, eh, can’t even get you anywhere near the word H in high.
woo.. red bra..
who you kidding ? lol
you need those hats that contain flask…..like in WATERBOY….slurp
Hip flasks make the alcoholic. My old school’s PE teacher would always use a Thermos instead. Then he’d offer us some during school hours!
Petition to Give FA a Raise begins now.
FOURTEEN comments and NOBODY mentioned her red bra straps???????
i mean, HELLO??!!
RED BRA! SCREAMING OF SEX! APA NI!
i am not a perv.
i am not a perv.
i am not a perv.
oh wait, there is one. i baru nampak. oops. pai seh.
i definitely lurrve the flask!
What’s wrong with smiling like a maniac in public? I do it all the time! *hic*
Hi,
Love your blog, love your entry, don’t love vodka.
Cheers!
Hrmm….
Well, you could fill it up with Absinthe (or some other suitably lethal alcohol).
Then there’ll be a bigger “kick” with your sip from the hip flask.
just wonder who took the photos
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