The Gr3atness of The Suan Comp3ls JOO!

October 18th, 2006

suanpretty

1.
A bet to Suanie I have lost,
A post on her greatness is the cost.
Sure, I know we all worship her,
But hey, a reminder is in order.

suanfreak

2.
A lean machine Suanie wants to be,
But a Twiggy Suanie is scary.
(Coz) Suanie is cute, Suanie is funny,
Suanie is also very bendy.

suanboot

3.
Suanie is witty! Suanie is smart!
That is why Suanie, we heart!
How she writes! How she rants!
How it makes us wet our pants!

suaneats

4.
Every letter she types,
Every mudpie she bites,
Suanie is so damn great,
Mere mortals love to hate!

suandrinks

5.
We are not worthy!
We beg your pardon!
You are TEH almighty,
To the last drop of Hoegaarden!

suanme

6.
Me so happy, Suanie’s me friend,
Her greatness men can’t comprehend.
But bad rhymes must end please understand,
Before I TURN GREEN and start KICKING BABIES STOMPING ON DAISIES FFS OMG YEARGHH!!

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27 Responses to “The Gr3atness of The Suan Comp3ls JOO!”

  1. the last bit don’t rhyme leh :P kah kah kah kah let’s bet again!!!

    FA: …. on purpose wan lohhhhh!!!!!!

    suanie at October 18th, 2006 around 8:59 am
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  2. I think I see some hair

    James at October 18th, 2006 around 9:40 am
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  3. That’s when the alcohol ran out, I guess. One mini-flask not enough 8-)

    Giant Sotong at October 18th, 2006 around 10:27 am
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  4. One mini-flask? try a dozen.

    KY at October 18th, 2006 around 11:00 am
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  5. This post is like so l33t.

    Agree with KY.. one mini-flask? Probably just for the title

    v0ices at October 18th, 2006 around 11:15 am
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  6. excuse moi, that is not armpit hair thank you.

    suanie at October 18th, 2006 around 12:24 pm
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  7. armpit hair? where?

    stupe at October 18th, 2006 around 12:35 pm
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  8. Hey FA!

    Were you in Subang last night around 9? I swear to God I thought I saw you!

    FA: I was nowhere near Subang leh… But was she hot? :)

    xan at October 18th, 2006 around 1:32 pm
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  9. Suan is the best!!!!!!

    wingz at October 18th, 2006 around 2:49 pm
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  10. the 2nd pic is so gonna get her some hot dates.. threesome dates particularly :D

    spiller at October 18th, 2006 around 4:00 pm
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  11. Ya she was hot…luckily I didn’t try to stare too much to make out whether it was you or not…if not she would’ve thought that I was some perv or stalker.. :P

    xan at October 18th, 2006 around 6:07 pm
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  12. Suanie looks so hot in the first pic eh.

    Nonnie at October 18th, 2006 around 7:20 pm
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  13. so cuteeeeeeeeeeeeeeee =)

    mrs jeff buckley at October 18th, 2006 around 8:33 pm
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  14. Yar, Suanie looks really good in the first pic…

    and the last pic, both of you have the same hairstyle. Just that 1 has right side parting, 1 has left side parting. hahah…

    Petrina at October 18th, 2006 around 9:36 pm
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  15. White sheets are a nightmare to keep clean. How often do you wash them?

    I ask stupid questions. Shoot me.

    anttyk at October 18th, 2006 around 10:08 pm
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  16. hey, what is all this Suan about ? I just came from Suan’s page to see FA and here I see my friend, Suan !!! I see The Suan everywhere, now.

    IS at October 19th, 2006 around 12:50 am
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  17. IS: you can’t escape The Suan. It’s an epidemic :D

    suanie at October 19th, 2006 around 2:21 am
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  18. BRILLIANT!!!

    Suanie is very bendy!

    mad at October 19th, 2006 around 2:58 am
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  19. FA hasn’t needed to worry about white bed sheets for some time hahahahahahha

    Chen at October 19th, 2006 around 9:09 am
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  20. Hey what was the bet ??? hahahah

    changeiam at October 19th, 2006 around 10:53 am
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  21. Oh no!! Not only that I see The Suan everywhere. She replied me !!! She is right. It’s an epidemic that I can’t escape. Just when I thought FA can help, she call Suanie’s me friend. So what to do? I suppose I should say Suanie’s me friend too..

    IS at October 20th, 2006 around 12:04 am
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  22. we love teh suanie!

    Lainie at October 20th, 2006 around 12:26 am
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  23. fuyo..uber sakainess. nice post btw :)

    astrosurge at October 20th, 2006 around 12:12 pm
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  24. suan is uber great.

    we can’t escape suan. it’s becoming more of a religion…

    suanism.

    jimmy at October 20th, 2006 around 3:33 pm
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  25. I Tagged You Because I Am Evil

    Dabido at October 20th, 2006 around 4:17 pm
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  26. Ever tried dragon fruit wine?

    mych at October 21st, 2006 around 12:58 am
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  27. When you put yourself into an Alfa Romeo’s trunk, you sure would get the enthusiasts attention!!

    http://www.italiaauto.net/viewtopic.php?t=777&highlight=&sid=853b84d9512efb2dfc861a0d78c9cf6c3

    FA:Is he Brad Pitt? Because if he isn’t he should very well shut his dumbass gap up.

    monkeyseemonkeydo at October 26th, 2006 around 2:59 pm
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