Archive for January, 2007

CrossRoads.

Tuesday, January 30th, 2007

Haven’t been updating like I should have.

Busy no time always tired etcetc.

New year new changes new headaches man.

Need a new job.

You know, something which allows me to have MORE REAL LIFE HUMAN INTERACTION PLEASE OMG.

I was NOT made to stare at monitors all day long. 24-7-365.

Heard of any vacancies or not?

I give you resume.

What? You think I’m kidding ar.

Think I so free nothing to do ar?

I’m being fucking serious balls.

So serious that I’m even putting on a serious face right now.

-_- < — See? Serious face. On.

I can offer you a lot. So offer me something, bitches.

Er, wait, that was rude. Let me rephrase myself.

Please offer me something, bitches.

Kthxbai.

Loose Change | 29 Comments

Thanks For All The Fish.

Wednesday, January 24th, 2007

Gotta make this a quickie.

Today marks a whole freaking year of pointless posts and obnoxious camwhoring.

Thank you Drliew, MichaelOoi and friends, who are COMPLETELY responsible for shoving FireAngel into everybody’s faces, for without them, FireAngel would’ve remained as just another freaking unknown attention starved blogger and everybody’s lives would’ve been so much better.

Thank you Paultan.Org for hosting Fireangelism.com, home of shameless camwhoring photos and nonsensical IQ-deteriorating, English-murdering writings.

Thank you Suanie, KY, ST, Kim and Co. for being nothing short of great and who despite of me being me, still willingly stuck around anyway, because you know you’re all just masochistic bitches. I love ya’ll.

And thank YOU, for without you, there won’t be a today for Fireangelism.com. I might not have mentioned your names, but trust me you’re in my thoughts. And damn does it haunt me every night.

I am truly flattered by your continuous patronage. This site is all about you. No, actually it’s all about me. But it’s all about me ONLY because it’s all about you.

Here’s to a few more years of shamelessness. Don’t be afraid. Be terrified.

Please tell all your friends to come. Happy hour is until 9pm. The meat is good.

Kthxbai!

(Camwhoring pictures later, maybe.)

(What’s your favourite fireangelism.com post or picture? Tell lah. Don’t be shy.)

Self-gratification | 35 Comments

Some Weekend Randomness.

Monday, January 22nd, 2007

……courtesy of my oh so pretty SE w810i.

I hear ya.

.. and THAT is how you make an alcoholic to love you.

Nope. Never too old to horse around. Or too big.

Shameless camwhore at work.

Aren’t we glad I have a day job?

THE END!

Self-gratification | 28 Comments

Wah. Real People Come Here Too!

Wednesday, January 17th, 2007

Hello cute chick I bumped into at a New Year dinner!
Hello cute chick I bumped into at the KTM station!
Hello nice chap I bumped into at Hartamas (I won’t call leh… I am shy wan)!
Hello shy fella who spotted me at a cafe and THEN wrote me an email saying you spotted me!
Hello friends I met up in Penang who NEVER kept in touch but stalk me online for updates on my pathetic life!

Thank you for not throwing smelly, sharp, and/or heavy things at me!

Always very nice to know that REAL people read me too and not hate it!

If I look familiar to you, and you spot me at some random place, come say hi!

Or if you spot me with a drink at a bar or a club, come say hi!

…. AND BUY ME ANOTHER DRINK, BITCHES!

Self-gratification | 33 Comments

Like Viktor in The Terminal.

Monday, January 15th, 2007

Yesterday marks my fifth and final year of bondage.

FREEEEEEEEEEEEDDDDDDDDDOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!

… well sorta.

Wanted to celebrate.

Except there was no cold beer in the house.

And no ice for my liquour.

Felt so sad.

If I asked, would you have taken me out for a drink? Or two? Or three?

Self-gratification | 30 Comments