Wednesday, February 14th, 2007
While smittened and panicking boyfriends everywhere are fervently rushing around like headless chickens and breaking into cold sweat from imagining the horrors that would be unleashed upon them should they dare NOT to get their significant others anything (”no honey it’s really okay I don’t care about Valentine’s Day… oh look at that time my mom’s waiting I’ve got a headache kthxbaiFOREVER”), thus forcing them to withdraw their life’s savings, steal someone’s baby, sell a kidney, maim little animals for cash; JUST to buy something, OMG ANYTHING wrapped in some ugly tacky plastic wrapping complete with frills, laces and pink ribbons for their loved ones to commemorate a day where normal everyday goodies are priced a trillion times more than usual just to get laid (or whatever stupid “romantic” jargon boys use these days); candymakers, giftmakers, cardmakers and eating establishment owners are laughing themselves all the way to the bank.
Suckers.
Make a difference this Valentine’s Day.
Fuck it and spend it IN.
Watch some sappy romantic movie courtesy of Uncle Ho and stuff your faces with Mcdonald’s home delivered sundaes.
Stay HOME for fuck sakes.
Besides, it’s Heroes day, man. And nothing is worth missing Heroes for. NOTHING, I tell you.
Me? Bitter? Noooooooooooooooo…………..
(okay single people, the coast is clear. I think they took the bait. Let’s hit out, have a good dinner then catch Babel. But only after Heroes, k? 
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Thoughts & Rants |
Monday, February 12th, 2007
Cass, a personal friend has sent me an email from a friend who needs help.
From: Lee, Tuck Yuen (MY - Kuala Lumpur)
Subject: Requesting for Blood Donation for my Dad’s Surgery
Dear Friends,
I wish to seek for your kindness to help us look for blood donors for my Dad who will be undergoing a multiple bypass heart surgery on March 1, 2007 (Thursday). The surgery requires fresh blood and the surgeon has requested for at least 10 people of similar blood group (A+) to donate on the day of his surgery. We know that this is not a common blood group and we appreciate it with all our heart if you can assist us.
Below is the information required by the blood donor: -
1. Blood group required : A+
2. Name of Hospital : Subang Jaya Medical Centre (New Wing), 5th Floor (Blood Bank)
3. Opening Hours: 8.30 am - 5.30 pm (Monday to Friday) (Operates during lunch hours)
: 8.30 am - 12.30 pm (Saturday)
4. Patient’s Name : Lee Chiew
5. Date of Surgery : March 1, 2007
Set out below are the procedures for the blood donation;
1. The Donor has to be healthy;
2. The potential donor is required to go to the above hospital any day before the surgery date to have his / her blood screened. Should the potential donor do not know his / her blood group, the hospital will conduct the test;
3. If the potential donor can only attend the screening test on the weekend,
he / she will need to give one day prior notice to the hospital.
SJMC (Blood Bank) contact no. : 03-56306575
Contact person : Ms Siva
4. After having passed the screening test, the Donor will need to come to the hospital again on the Surgery date (9.00 am) for the donation.
5. Please be informed that the hospital will issue time-off medical certificates for both the screening and donation days.
Please feel free to contact any of us should you have questions on the above. Karina (012-3930993), Kevin (012-2998769) or Adrian (012-2317912).
My family and I wish to thank you for your help and generosity.
Regards,
Kevin Lee
Do the good thing for the year. Go give up some of that blood.
I would if I could but unfortunately, I am a B.
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Hi completely random stranger named Wan Lee of Feathered Friends. I received your email about that gig for yesterday but wasn’t in time to blog about it. But I hope Suanie posted it up on time.
Note: Most of the time however, I don’t layan stranger requests for this help or that help or whatever. What the hell am I? A free soup kitchen? I’m not generous to strangers. In fact, I’m not very generous. Full stop.
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This is from Suanie too. It’s an American fellow urging people to boycott American things because America is EVIL.
Come to think of it America makes NOTHING but television programmes. Everything THEY use and consume are made in third world countries anyway.
I will play my part by not watching Lost. Lost has always been stupid to me. And CSI Miami. Which sucks donkey balls. I’d like to wipe that “I KNOW EVERYTHING” smirk on Horatio’s face by slamming it against a chainsaw.
But Heroes, I can not stop watching. I am so sorry. The flesh is weak. AndHiro Nakamura is the best thing EVER.
Read about the appeal HERE and perhaps you might be strong enough to actually DO something about it.
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I know Mac comes from America and that I just posted an appeal about boycotting their products and etc but OMG I FUCKING WANT THE NEW IPOD SHUFFLE.
Mac has a bunch of psycho GENIUSES in their marketing and promotions department. There hasn’t been a single ad by Mac I haven’t liked. Simple and effective.
And just to show how much I appreciate and FUCKING enjoy the INSANE amount of creativity that just OOZE out of their ads, I’d like to support their cause by owning ONE Mac item, which will be the incredibly SO CUTE CAN DIE clip on Shuffle.
THe Shuffle is so fucking tiny. So fucking cute. And so tiny. And so cute and OMG I WANT ONE. JUST BECAUSE it’s so goddamn tiny and cute and can LITERALLY PUT IN POCKET.
I’d like the shocking pink one. Or the orange one. Not too picky.
But for RM399, maybe I’ll wait for a little while longer.
Meanwhile, here is my moral support, Mac. Save us all by producing more ass kicking ads PLEASE.
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The PC still undergoing construction.
Should be up and running in no time.
Spongfox has been fucking AMAZING. You are great.
Once it’s all fixed you fuckers can start shaking and pissing in your pants as I will ONCE AGAIN taint the interweb with ugly pictures of myself and haunt you in your sleep.
BWAHAHAHAHAHHA.
END!
Randomness |
Tuesday, February 6th, 2007
Look here you neandarthalic buffoons!
When a girl is PMS-ing it does NOT mean that she is fucking bleeding already OKAY.
DID YOU NOT FREAKING LISTEN TO YOUR FORM THREE SUB TEACHER WHEN SHE WAS TEACHING IN FRONT OF THE CLASS OR WERE YOU TOO BUSY TRYING TO FIGURE OUT HOW TO STARE AT HER CLEAVAGE FROM HER LOW CUT TOP WITHOUT BEING CAUGHT?
Let me break it down for you now bitches!
P = PRE = earlier than. prior to. before. in advance = NOT YET.
M = MENSTRUAL = relating to menstruation. pertaining menses = BLEED. BLOOD.
S = SYNDROME = a group of symptoms = DO I REALLY NEED TO EXPLAIN THIS?
Most common Pre Menstrual Symptoms include:
* Weight gain from premenstrual water retention
* Abdominal bloating
* Breast tenderness
* Stress or anxiety
* Depression
* Crying spells
* Mood swings, irritability or anger
* Appetite changes and food cravings
* Trouble falling asleep (insomnia)
* Joint or muscle pain
* Headache
* Fatigue (medical)
* Acne
* Trouble concentrating
* Wanting to be alone
* Body temperature increase
* Worsening of existing skin disorders, and respiratory (eg, allergies, infection) or eye eg, visual disturbances, conjunctivitis) problems
Have been experiencing 13 of the above syndromes since last night OMGCANDIE!
Do NOT have patience now to explain any further.
Wikipedia is your best friend —> click!
Argh I can feel an aneurysm forming in my JUGULAR.
Must. Resist. Biting. Heads.
Must. Not. Let. Stupid. Idiots. Piss. Me. O….
ARGHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!
HULKRAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGEEEEEEE!!!!! GAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!11111111one
*EATS A BABY. KICKS A FAWN. TEARS A CHILD’S HANDMADE CARD INTO PIECES. SETS FIRE ONTO LAVENDER FIELDS. CHOPS 250 YEAR OLD TREE DOWN. EATS A PANDA. CRUSHES HEADS OF SQUIRRELS. DEMOLISHES A HERITAGE BUILDING. STOMPS ON THE PARLIMENT. EATS SIX MORE ENDANGERED ANIMALS!*
Randomness |
Monday, February 5th, 2007
Have found reason as to why computer not working.
Hard disk died already.
Means a lot of camwhoring pictures died with it.
Means no camwhoring posts for awhile until I get me a new hard disk.
Means no point updating.
Means I’m DAMN PISSED LAH KNNBCCBTLPKHKC!!!!!!!!!!!
Whee.
Sigh.
Filler Posts |
Friday, February 2nd, 2007
My brother went to China and he all he got for me was 3 bottles of Hoegaarden.
From the Singapore airport.
For an amazing price of SGD7.
(Bugger so cheap, he should’ve gotten more lah that stingy poker.)
You rock anyway!
Yum.
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Death Note 2 rocks.
First AWESOME movie of the year.
Those chicks were so hot until I wanna explode out of envy.
That candy eating feral kid kicks ass.
Apperently Death Note 1 was too gay for a lot of you guys.
DN2 more than makes up for it though.
A lot of fan service going on.
If you’re a guy I suggest wearing dark colours BAGGY slacks.
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Heroes rock too hard.
Can’t wait for the rest!
So impatient was I that I’ve already READ the entire season’s recap.
Crazy.
Hiro is incredibly lovable!
YATTAAAAAAAAA!
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Computer at home died.
How to update with camwhoring pictures now ar?
Got volunteers? I buy you coffee! 
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It’s FRIDAY OMG!
NO WORK TOMORROW!
REJOICE REJOICE!
TAKE ME OUT DANCING!!!!!
My legs very itchy liau. 
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Lainie type posts rock!
Kthxbai.
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