Welcome To Sing-Gapore!

March 22nd, 2007

OMG CAPTAIN JACK SPARROW IS BACK!

OMG CHOW YUN FATT!!!!

Chow Yun Fatt REEKS SO MUCH asskicking coolness from every PORE of his body that even in a fucking gay furry PENGUIN costume he’ll still be cool enough to freeze hell over ANd kick your ass! WOOT!

The second Pirates really sucked though. One heckuva bloody long filler which made my backside damn pain from sitting down for so long only to realise that the fucking movie was ALL ABOUT THE LAST FIVE MINUTES.

Call me Eeyore, have a feeling this one isn’t gonna be great either, cause it’s Hollywood and we all know Hollywood has a tendency of fucking it up by cashing it in.

But like a lemming drawn to the edge of the cliff - I CAN’T WAIT TO WATCH IT OMG!

YOU KNOW YOU CAN’T WAIT EITHER!

It’s gonna be ARRrrrhhhhsome!

CHOW YUN FATT ROCKS MY SOCKS!!!!!

Hmmm. If Chow Yun Fatt and Jack Sparrow engaged in a duel, your money’s on who to win? Why?

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28 Responses to “Welcome To Sing-Gapore!”

  1. I like Chow Yun Fatt.
    Didn’t know he was gonna be in this one, but honestly, I only watched 10 minutes of the first one before falling asleep.

    Z at March 22nd, 2007 around 1:34 pm
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  2. chow yun fatt. cos he’d probably kick jack sparrow’s ass by pinning him with flying cutlasses, john woo style XD

    thomas at March 22nd, 2007 around 2:40 pm
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  3. Chow yun fatt hands down.

    He’s gonna pull our two guns and whoop jack’s ass a better tommorow style ;)

    But.. obviously they have to let jack sparrow win la. He’s the main character mah.

    ben. at March 22nd, 2007 around 2:50 pm
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  4. chow yun fatt - simple because he can go flying in the air and reload his gun. jack sparrow kenot.

    stupe at March 22nd, 2007 around 4:08 pm
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  5. i like bruce lee

    KY at March 22nd, 2007 around 4:15 pm
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  6. Chow Yun Fat will win. He can fly from bamboo plant to bamboo plant.

    anttyk at March 22nd, 2007 around 4:44 pm
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  7. I liked the second Pirates Movie. Didn’t think it was a filler at all. Lots of stuff happened.

    Anyway, Captain Jack Sparrow would win as he has luck on his side as well as the script writers! :-)
    Just remember how lucky Capt’n Jack is. He’s survived being standed on a desert island … twice … as well as surviving being eaten by cannibals who thought he was a god … plus all his other narrow escapes. Skill doesn’t come into it. ;-)

    Dabido at March 22nd, 2007 around 6:08 pm
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  8. Jack Sparrow, cause it’s hollywood

    camlok at March 22nd, 2007 around 6:10 pm
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  9. chow yun fat of course ! he can dual wield guns in slow motion and fly across bamboo plants.

    jason at March 22nd, 2007 around 7:37 pm
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  10. Errr….why the funny title? What has “welcome to Singapore” has gotta do with “Pirates of the Carribean”, the movie?

    Anyway, if you are in Singapore, welcome to this little red dot!

    inflexion5 at March 22nd, 2007 around 10:08 pm
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  11. I like FA.
    You should be part of it.

    frostier at March 22nd, 2007 around 10:09 pm
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  12. jack sparrow.
    because jack sparrow can outsmart and narrowly escape chow yun fatt’s awesome kung fu kicks on any drunken day.
    Long live jack sparrow!!!

    mimi at March 23rd, 2007 around 12:18 am
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  13. chow yun fat. because he’s chinese.

    deriku at March 23rd, 2007 around 1:03 am
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  14. yesh! i caught this trailer in the movie theater itself! damn it was sooooo good that i peed on my pants (ok, i made this up)!!!

    Mossie`Ol Chin at March 23rd, 2007 around 8:59 am
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  15. Imagine Chow Yun Fatt carrying powder pistols with golden handles ala Replacement Killers style. Too bad he has to reload after every shot. Haha.

    gbyeow at March 23rd, 2007 around 1:26 pm
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  16. inflexion 5 - in PotC3 they sail to Singapore.

    Dabido at March 23rd, 2007 around 5:21 pm
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  17. My money’s on Chow, but Johnny Depp will 21-Jump Street his ass and read Chow his rights before slapping the cuffs on him. lol.

    Adrian C at March 23rd, 2007 around 10:30 pm
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  18. of coz jack Sparrow…
    coz he drinks RUM!!
    u dun mess with f- drunken pirates, brotha!

    scleang at March 24th, 2007 around 12:49 am
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  19. inflexion 5,

    Well, that was what Chow Yuen Fat said when he appear in that trailer. Hopefully that’s not his only script though. I mean if you are a asian co-star, that might happened.

    beefstew at March 24th, 2007 around 1:55 am
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  20. Chow Yun Fart & Jack Swollow? I dont know.. either or neither nor.. I dont think it’ll be a good duel coz it’ll definatelly be filled with tons of CGI… :P
    It’ll be more interesting to watch golf, at least its real!
    :)

    Russell at March 24th, 2007 around 2:05 pm
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  21. Dabido, beefstew,
    thanks for the clarification.

    Thot FA was in town, but instead we have Chow Yun Fat.
    Talking about fantasies…

    inflexion5 at March 24th, 2007 around 8:06 pm
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  22. Chow Yuen-Fatt. There’s no better spokesman for the Visit Singapore Campaign.

    Giant Sotong at March 24th, 2007 around 10:38 pm
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  23. Chow Yun Fatt is makig a movie dressed in a blue penguin suit?

    mad at March 25th, 2007 around 2:17 am
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  24. chow yun fatt will kick jack’s ass off the ship!

    flubear at March 25th, 2007 around 11:41 pm
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  25. FA can kick keira’s butt anytime LOL

    mrs jeff buckley at March 25th, 2007 around 11:45 pm
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  26. Chow Yun Fatt. Because. BECAUSE?? HELLO, IT’S CHOW YUN FATT. He’ll be jacking sparrows up Jack Sparrow’s ass in the first 3 seconds.

    And then he’ll cure cancer with his spit, just for kicks.

    Kurt at March 26th, 2007 around 9:45 am
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  27. You can’t think of anything to blog anymore?

    Alex at March 26th, 2007 around 10:07 am
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  28. mmm HOW YUN FAT rather than Bruce Lee

    Harajuku Girl at April 4th, 2007 around 4:31 pm
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