Is There Any Feeling Worse Than This?

October 18th, 2007

Hearing your tummy rumble where you instantly realise that this is the sort of rumble which means you got food poisoning, in the middle of the highway, stuck in slow traffic, on the way to work, knowing full well that you’re not even half way there yet.

What’s worse?

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26 Responses to “Is There Any Feeling Worse Than This?”

Same scenario but in a car full of important Japanese clients and you’re farting non stop. Toot, toot, toot like a steam train! Big, noisy farts that stinks like rotten egg!!! That’ll make your day ….

ronin at October 18th, 2007 around 12:19 pm
What might be worse might be:
the slow traffic becomes a standstill as part of the highway has collapsed…

airhole at October 18th, 2007 around 1:06 pm
Your passenger likes to make fart noises with his hands! (Me! Me!)

Suertes at October 18th, 2007 around 1:37 pm
You win. lol.

gbyeow at October 18th, 2007 around 2:28 pm
COLD SWEAT

lynn at October 18th, 2007 around 2:37 pm
i tot u got pregnant. :p

frostier at October 18th, 2007 around 3:44 pm
when it’s halfway coming out… that’s much worse..

v0ices at October 18th, 2007 around 5:23 pm
did you make it?

kropek at October 18th, 2007 around 10:10 pm
Aiyooo… Then how? What did you eat?

Min at October 18th, 2007 around 10:14 pm
And for all those who are on Facebook, go help Fire Angel in the Fighters Club application. I seem to be her only defender at present!
What happened to Chivalry?
Why are you not saving this poor maiden from being beaten up by Suanie?
You come for the cam whoring but don’t lift a finger to stop her face getting bruised!

Join the fight to Save Fire Angel.

Dabido at October 18th, 2007 around 10:50 pm
walking home with a date when you suddenly feel like you need to pee REALLY BADLY even though you JUST DID HALF AN HOUR AGO, and your house is too far away to make a run for it, so you end up peeing in the scant bushes next to the road in the residential area where cars keep driving past. and some of it got on your shoes and jeans.

Chen at October 18th, 2007 around 11:20 pm
Oh shit (no pun intended). I guess the only worse thing would be when the rumbling stops and the second phase begins.

mad at October 18th, 2007 around 11:33 pm
worse than letting a wet fart and not knowing if it goes through?

KY at October 19th, 2007 around 12:46 am
Worse would be being able to hold it in until you reach the office, park that car, get in the lift and get off at your floor… only to then blow a loud, wet fart that means you ALMOST made it.

LOL

tigerjoe at October 19th, 2007 around 4:15 am
I’ve experienced that before…there was no place to stop…it was pure torture

colin at October 19th, 2007 around 9:47 am
Happened to me yonks ago from here to Melaka, I literally used every available toilet I can see on the highway.

CHOW FC at October 19th, 2007 around 10:39 am
uh, let’s see… you can’t hold it in and doo doo-ed all over in your pants in the car? >.

g. at October 19th, 2007 around 12:53 pm
Sneezing when you pee.

wombok at October 19th, 2007 around 2:09 pm
Having to read about it.

rajulkabir at October 19th, 2007 around 4:23 pm
What’s worse? The worse is you DID NOT make it. Your watery excrement went thru your undie, skirt and stained your car seat… but wait coz there’s more.

LaSenza undie - RM 80
Parkson Mega Sale Skirt - RM 100
Brand New Car Seat - RM 300

Endure your OWN excrement
smell thru out the journey - Priceless!

Aaahhh… C’est la vie, ma chérie.

Jamil Bond at October 20th, 2007 around 5:36 am
Sounds familiar . . . how’d it end ? . . mine ended after an hour and a half of holding it in (only on that day realizing there are no f**#ing rest stops on Tun Razak) to the office, parking the car and walking s-l-o-w-l-y to the lobby where two of the lifts are out . . . inching your way to the bathroom with colleagues throwing you strange looks for not reciprocating their greetings and walking like a smurf in shackles, pulling your pants down only to . . . well, nuff said . . .

The Thinker at October 20th, 2007 around 1:14 pm
Oh God, the horrible memories.

Kurt at October 20th, 2007 around 2:24 pm
No. No there isn’t.

Cheesecakeerian at October 21st, 2007 around 3:04 am
making an emergency stop nearby a bush and do it behind a tress hidden by leafs… once relieved, wipe your bottom with a brown leaf or leftover rubbish that we throw on the highway… no problem.

d'Fish at October 22nd, 2007 around 2:47 pm
all sounded too familiar.

whole nite out drinking with friends. on the way home, felt poopoo coming real strong… rumble. quick stop at petrol station. fcuk! occupied. what to do? what to do? jumped back into my car hoping to stop at next petrol station. then, shit happens!! omfg … there’s nothing i could do about it but to quickly rush home.

no wait. the best part is that i got pulled over by a police for speeding! double omfg …!!! the moment the officer approach, “eh, bau apa ni?” all i could do was just smiled and he let me off without a ticket!

anyone out there worse than me?

roticanai at October 22nd, 2007 around 5:38 pm
i will grant all your WANTS if u agree to sleep with me for a night… we shall do it in a lavish 6 star hotel, i’m having the visual in my head now..
what say u???

handsome at November 8th, 2007 around 9:51 pm