Thursday, November 15th, 2007
@ Heineken Extra Cold Beer Launch
Heineken just launched their extra cold (less than 0 degrees!! ZOMG! Can. Not. Resist. Novelty.) beer. Some of us were invited for this event because they know we’ll take loads and loads of shameless pictures and everybody knows that shameless pictures make great product placements.
It’s fantastic that brewers are finally realising that beer can only be consumed ONE way - COLD… else it tastes like cowpiss.
BUT! You can only get Heineken Extra Cold Beer ONLY through:
1. Selected merchants with the special super duper canggih extra cold tap
2. Selected merchants with the special super duper canggih extra cold freezer.
If I’m not mistaken, Velvet Underground is one of the selected merchants… I don’t know where else and I wished I was paying attention, but I was too busy guzzling free beer (I’d sell my soul for free stuff) and listening to the awesome music that was being spun by some awesome DJs…. whom I’ve sadly forgotten their names.
The bottle was so cold that if you left it by itself the surface of the liquid actually turns into ICE. It’s so cold that if you drink it too fast your tongue gets numb and your brains freezes over.
I like it. Except for the part where I NEED to wear gloves to drink this thing.
And the following show illustrate how a typical blogger might party:
1. Get free beer from some random hotchick (grr)
2. Camwhore with fellow bloggers. Pay special attention to a) Show how much fun you’re having b) Display name of free stuff prominently.
3. Yum Seng. Consume. Repeat Step #1.
4. Repeat Step #2.
5. Repeat step #4 over and over. Take a break by repeating step #1 periodically.
6. So long and thanks for all the booze!
7. Dread the next WORKING day. (I really wished people will NOT hold free flow booze events on a weekday. In KL. Most of us losers actually HAVE dayjobs.)
Pictures were brought to you by Suanie & ShaolinTiger. Many thanks from a poor blogger who can’t afford to buy herself a new digicam.
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Friday, November 9th, 2007
“Hi there, I have been wondering for ages, how to recreate the milo drink to taste exactly like the ones which are distributed from the milo truck. This has been bugging me and all my friends since childhood. I would appreicate it very much if you could share the recipe, which I hope is not an industry secret. Please, please, please. Thanks! :)”
I hope they reply.
Randomness |
Friday, November 9th, 2007
There’s nothing like a party with unlimited supply of free booze to make me happier than Pooh swimming in a pool of honey.
So please invite me to more events and ply me with LOTS of free alcohol, thanks.
More after the weekend.
Happy weekend! 
Filler Posts |
Friday, November 2nd, 2007
I want more money. I want a better job. I want a bigger car. I want my own place. I want Ikea furnitures. I want to tour the world. I want to stop working. I want a diamond ring. I want a roomful of my favourite alcohol. I want more time. I want more sleep. I want to pamper myself with a nice long spa. I want to eventually marry a nice, rich handsome guy who loves me blindly and whole heartedly. I want to stop searching for happiness. I want more hair. I want bigger boobs. I want to be taller. I want bigger eyes. I want a better complexion. I want an elder brother. I want foreign brands to stop inflating their prices by 5 times. I want to work overseas. I want to migrate. I want to go back to Sydney one more time. I want people to blog not for money, but because they WANT to. I want to be in paris and venice for my honeymoon. I want to go Scotland. I want to celebrate saint patrick’s day in Ireland. I want to club in London. I want to see the pretty people in New York. I want people to stop abusing their religion. I want all my high school gfs to come back and I want things to be as they were because I miss them so much. I want an awesome digital camera. I want justice for all and without prejudice. I want to eat lobster sashimi. I want to be born with crazy music talent. I want my sister to stop being a spoilt brat. I want all my friends to bloody stop getting married because I’m getting broke, running out of things to wear, and feeling left behind. I want to drink everyday for fun. I want to win a lottery. I want my water to be clean without having to filter it. I want to keep fit without having to go to the gym or watch my diet. I want to eat a good creme brulee. I want stupid MPs to die. I want you to just know what I’m thinking and feeling without me having to tell you. I want everybody to like me. I want to work in an MNC. I want to be famous. I want to go clubbing every weekend, for free. I want to act in a movie. I want my happily ever after. I want to be able to sing like an angel. I want to touch Brad Pitt and Takeshi. I want to be able to afford the things I like. I want to have my own bar at home. I want a stronger water pressure upstairs. I want endless legs. I want clubs to stop overcharging for watered down, shitty drinks. I want them to stop airing stupid mindless cartoons. I want my artists to come here and perform without restrictions. I want smaller thighs. I want to try wagyu beef. I want an Ipod touch. I want flowers. I want my brother to be home more often. I want a superfast computer with a the fastest internet connection. I want my family to always be happy and taken care of. I want to play the drums. I want a newer, better phone. I want longer eyelashes. I want more holidays. I want to kick Michael Jackson on his ass for fucking himself up. I want liquour to be cheaper. I want nicer shoes. I want a Labrador puppy. I want more bags. I want funkier earrings. I want our education system to stop sucking. I want to catch up on all the good movies I’ve missed. I want nicer clothes. I want to buy all the pretty cosmetics. I want the RM to be stronger. I want petrol to be cheaper. I want lower tax. I want higher wages. I want my RM2.50 fishball meehoon, chicken rice back. I want a home theatre system. I want our radio DJs to be less annoying. I want my government to do a better job. I want media to show real stories. I want 1% of Bill Gates wealth. I want all bartenders to be able to make a decent LIT and margarita. I want to go on a cruise. I want stupid people to die.
I want to stop wanting things and just be happy with what I’ve got.
But I’m only human.
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