Archive for January, 2008

Women Are Too Lazy To Drive. So the Men Drive.

Tuesday, January 29th, 2008

Overheard this at Mix.fm this morning.

Apparently, the reason why women allow the men to take the wheel is bceause women are too lazy to drive…. or something like that.

I don’t think that’s true though. I know for a fact that there ARE guys who REFUSES to let the girl drive (even if she WANTS to, eventhough it’s HER car) whenever he is in the car.

…. and it’s not even like I’m a bad driver also (Shuddup KY).

I asked around for some people’s opinion and they are like “Dunno lah. We rather drive. It’s a guy thing.”

Have a sneaking suspicion that is because THEY think they can drive better…. which is ridiculous because most accidents are caused by men anyway.

What are your 2 cents?

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Lego Turns 50 Today!

Monday, January 28th, 2008

lego bd!

Happy Birthday Lego! I heart you long time!

50 only! Can you believe that it’s so young?

I used to spent hours upon hours building ALL sort of houses and rooms.

And then The Sims came along.

Really miss those days when Lego sets came in mostly just their basic blocks and lego peoples without all those fancy-schmancy electronic gadgety thingamajigs which costs about half an atom bomb.

Look ma! Google also celebrates Lego’s birthday today:

lego!

So cute!!!

Then feast your eyes on the legendary ass-kicking LEGO STOREs NOt available in Malaysia. [edited: Heard that there is on in Berjaya Time Square?]

WHY??? WHYYYYYYYYY?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!

Ahem.

So what did you use to build with your Lego? And what is your favourite Lego piece?

I loved the tiny flowers, and my white horse, and the little kitchen utensils. Omg so typical girl.

P/s: Yes, I’m purposely ignoring the fact that I may or may not have vaguely promised some pictures. Ladida

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RAMBO 4!

Friday, January 25th, 2008

Based on Eyeris’s infamous Not A Review review.

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Wahlau. The poster seriously a bit too photoshopped right? -_-

Eyeris was right, I was going to PAY to watch this movie - thank god he came along and I was SAVED from my folly!!!!11one Not that the movie was bad mind you. If you expect to watch Rambo kick ass, you DO get the entire “I expect to watch Rambo kick ass” experience!!! It’s Rambo MOTHERFUCKERS! The same bloodthirsty war mongering always half naked Rambo who said the unforgettable “I want, what they want, and every other guy who came over here and spilt his guts and gave everything he had… wants!” … except a bit older. Less fit. and er.. less muscles. THAT low guttural voice! That vacant killer stare! Blood! Gore! Dead bodies! Mindless killing! SO MUCH BLOOD! Rambo killing everybody and saving the day! With his shirt on! Stupid 80s cheesy lines! Some random chick! Eh why the bugger pose there so long acting cool. Look like damn long self-wanking scene only. Not much REAL hardcore action from John, though.. dissapointed a bit. The theme song! ZOMG IT’S THE RAMBO THEME SONG!!!! He’s coming to save the DAY! RAMBO!!!! OMGOMG!!111 Hey. It’s OVER? FINISH? WHAT? JUST LIKE THAT WHAT THE FUCK! It’s only been 1 hour and 15 minutes! Mana cukup lah deii! Short change! I want my money back! Oh wait, I didn’t pay for this. Heh.

HAHAH SUCKERS! You KNOW you’ll just have to catch this! Even if you have to freaking PAY for it! Thanks Eyeris! You rock my socks!

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Eyeris liked it too lah, he was just whining like a little bitch he is because the movie didn’t show enough cleavage.

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Monday Post & Etc.

Monday, January 21st, 2008

Wow. Didn’t expect the previous post to be so hot. Guess it’s fair to say that people in general are 50-50 on the subject matter.

All I can say is that I’m glad there are tonnes out there who feels the same way - girls AND boys.

Those who don’t feel the same way as I do - congrats! I sorta envy you, because try as I might, I doubt I can ever be like that. You must be one or more of the following:

1. Trust your partner whole-heartedly
2. Have excellent relationships with your exes still
3. Not give 2 fucks about your relationship
4. Possess the self-esteem the size of a universe

As for me, I guess my problem is 1) I think too much 2) I don’t trust people too much 3) I don’t keep in touch with my exes (and because of that, I’d expect the same from the partner). In fact, even looking at old photos creeps me out -it’s like, did it really happen?

I just found out that Wednesday is a public holiday for KL. It’s looking like a good Monday to me! :)

So, what potential good movies to look forward to this year besides Batman?

Coming Thursday fireangelism.com will be 2. Maybe it’s time I put up another drunken fugly mugshot of me to celebrate, what do you think?

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Trusting Your Partner With An Ex?

Tuesday, January 15th, 2008

Overheard on Hitz.fm this morning.

Would you trust your partner with an ex?

The honest truth?

No.

(Edited: Okay so I got a little bit emotional and wrote a freaking thesis on this. Then I decided to cut it up. And now I’m putting up the truncated version up again. What a fickle-minded bitch!)

Why?

It’s because I can’t handle it. I’m a typical female. I overanalyse everything. I let my mind wander so deep into things that it upsets me. Without a doubt, I’ll lose all control and obsess about their history. How she was. Was it good. Who does he love more. What did they do together? Is he doing that with me now? Who does he treat better. Did he wished for things turn out differently. Is he over her. Is he telling the truth. Does he think she was hotter? Does he still think of her fondly. Why me. Why her. Why now. Why this. Why How What When Where. Questions questions and more questions. It’ll NEVER end.

Will I ever let them meet?

I’ll never be 100% OKAY with my partner meeting the ex. Especially alone. Especially for “drinks”.

Seriously, if they are so fond of each other, are still so close, have so much to talk about and whatevercock reason they may to meet - why the hell break up in the first place? What? 6 billion people on this piece of rock and he can’t find anymore friends to make and keep? Fuck that.

How can it not be weird? Him and the ex had all sorts of history together. The emotions. The feelings. The intimacy, especially the physical intimacy. How can it be bloody normal for ex couples to have a normal platonic friendship after every sick thing they’ve gone through? HOW CAN IT NOT BE WEIRD? HELLO? They’ve done (and wanted to do) and seen all sorts of private dirty shit with each other and now they’re just gonna PRETEND like it never happened and act like the ex is a dear sibling? Riiigggghhhhtttt.

They were together and they fucked it up. So move on with their fucking lives already lah. Why the hell are they still trying to “keep in touch” and play the “oh we’re good friends” card? Having even their desire to want to keep in touch with their ex makes me feel inferior. I hate feeling inferior. What? I’m not good enough for you to let go of your past now is it? Want to have your cake and eat it too? Bollocks!

But to answer the question - Yes, they may meet. If he has nothing to hide then just bring me along. I’ll try to tolerate their existence and pretend to be nice to everybody. But he sure as hell better not blame me if I’m going to be cold towards him afterwards, and then if I mean something to him, he better damn make sure he pampers me like fuck for the next few days so I’ll never forget who’s first in his goddamn life. Hey, I dealt with his bloody haha-ing with his ex. He deals with the aftermath. Case closed. Simple right?

Ultimately, I guess I can take the odd hi, how’s it going, bye. Just definitely not the “hey we’re bffs now so we meet everyday for lunch and exchange SEX tips!!11oneone”. In the end, it all depends on how secure I am with the partner in that relationship, and how comfortable I am with that ex.

I don’t think it’s just me. I’m sure there are plenty of girls AND guys who feel the same way too, to a certain extent. Everybody has their flaws, and this is but one of my many. So no. I don’t tell me to deal with it.

Would YOU trust your partner with an ex? Why?

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