Archive for February, 2008

Stop Shoving Shit Down My Throat FFS.

Wednesday, February 27th, 2008

I’m done with work. I go to the mamak to have some dinner and wind down. The TV is blaring full force on top of me with the 8pm news. Guess what is on the news?

I’m listening to the radio, singing along to my favourite tunes on the way home. Having fun, smiling. Then the normal broadcast gets interrupted to bring me the latest news on… can you guess what it is?

It’s a bright sun-shiney morning. I get ready for work. Eat my breakfast. Read the day’s paper. What do I see in the first 10 pages?

Fuck man. I don’t know about you, but I’m beginning to get really sick and tired of all this repetitive self-serving bullshit that’s being thrown at my face and forced-fed down my throat like a victim of a Japanese water torture via every broadcast channel ever known to men left right, centre every other fucking hour.

IT IS BLOODY SUFFOCATING.

Please lah, every year also feed us with the same bullshit. Then when the promises are not kept it is conveniently forgotten and we get some lame “We tried. Hard. So you know, whatever.”

I mean, dudes. Why is my pipe water still yellow? Why isn’t the LRT running as smoothly as the BTS in Thailand? Why aren’t the bloody potholes on well-run roads EVER FIXED? Why do our buses still kill so many people? Why do I feel like snatch thieves, carjackers and robberies is something that can’t be eradicated? Why do I keep hearing people who represent us saying stupid things on global media? In really, REALLY BAD English? Why is my shitty local car still less fucking affordable to me than a spanking brand new Honda is to an Australian? Why is my internet broadband at home still so shit? Why the fuck do I feel like I have absolutely no rights in this country and made afraid of my own enforcers? Why were the traffic lights at the busy intersection at my neighbourhood down so many times during RUSH HOUR?

Anyway this is just my 2 sen. This field isn’t my cup of tea anyway. I don’t know anything. I’m sheep. Baa baa baa.

P/s: I’m very blur with this - but can somebody explain to me why is airtime & screentime monopolised by only one? The others not allowed kah?

Loose Change | 28 Comments

The Perfect Cure For All Warped, Spoilt, Emo Kids

Monday, February 25th, 2008

….. if only.

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Rants | 10 Comments

54k for a Proposal? Wtf.

Tuesday, February 19th, 2008

Here’s what 54k can buy you, instead.

1. 1,800 glasses of ultimate long island tea from TGIF - that’s one LIT a day for 5 YEARS
2. 10,800 plates of decent chicken rice - that’s one chicken rice a day for 29 YEARS
3. The ENTIRE WEDDING - including studio pictures, dresses, and the freaking dinner!
4. Peroduo Myvi - CASH.
5. Petrol FOR your Myvi for 14 YEARS.
5. 10% down payment of a condo unit in PJ
6. Feed 49 hungry children from poverty & famine stricken countries for one whole year. (assuming USD1 = RM3)
7. 3,600 new movies, that’s one movie every week for 69 YEARS
8. A bouquet of FLOWERS for EVERY SINGLE VALENTINES DAY for 360 YEARS! That’s like FOUR GENERATIONS!

okay, I’ve got to get back to work. Now YOU think of something.

Self-gratification | 41 Comments

Be A Sucker Today.

Thursday, February 14th, 2008

No valentine?
Want to be part of the festivities?
Feeling left out?
Too much money and don’t know how to spend it?
Compelled to buy overpriced gimmicky sentiment for somebody? ANYBODY?

Never fear!

I love free stuff!

Give ME free stuff!

In fact, you can give me free stuff ANY DAY! ALL YEAR ROUND! 24-7-365!

Also, to those celebrating it (me included) happy roast pork night! Yeay!

Self-gratification | 21 Comments

One Word To Describe How It Feels Like To Be Back At Work.

Monday, February 11th, 2008

Ugh.

(and if you don’t feel the same way I shall pelt you with rotten perishables or so help me.)

P/s: I need a haircut, restyle, body perm. Where is a good place to go to? Who do you recommend?

Rants | 21 Comments