I Hate Cats.

March 24th, 2008

Read on RPK today:

“….it does not matter whether it is a white cat or a black cat, the most important thing is that the cat can catch the mouse.”

But in reality, most cats do nothing except to eat, sleep, shit, fuck other cats, fight with each other over territory & mates and only layan you when they want something from you.

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23 Responses to “I Hate Cats.”

But they are CUTE!!!! mows…

Ah Bob at March 24th, 2008 around 10:40 am
i just love to watch pussies
running around the place.
pardon the pun

benjamin lee meng chuin at March 24th, 2008 around 3:26 pm
My sentiments exactly. You don’t own the cat, the cat owns you. Tsk tsk tsk.

Tine at March 24th, 2008 around 3:34 pm
Just like humans!

passerby at March 24th, 2008 around 6:19 pm
All cats are pussies, but not all pussies are cats. ahaha

eyeris at March 24th, 2008 around 10:42 pm
You don’t really know much about cats, do you?

Giant Sotong at March 25th, 2008 around 12:08 am
Some say there is a difference between white pussy and black pussy. LOL

tigerjoe at March 25th, 2008 around 3:33 am
i couldn’t help it but reminds me of wingz saying pc.com as pussy.com

frostier at March 25th, 2008 around 2:13 pm
Actually cat doesn’t catch the mouse, they just like to toyed with smaller animal or insect.

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Simon Seow at March 25th, 2008 around 2:41 pm
I hate cats too.

If I had it my way I’d run over cats with a car, back up, grill their dead bodies again and again and again until they become mush, until they become part of the concrete road.

Or jam firecrackers up their asses and light them up.

I threw a kitten out from 2nd floor once. It didn’t die, it landed nicely on its four feet. Gonna try higher up.

Fuck.

consequence at March 25th, 2008 around 6:45 pm
But it’s cool to be a cat, it’s cool for cats!

Actually, you make them sound like my ex-wife.

I used to love my cat Missy. She was my baby girl. Now Suzie is [though she isn’t as loving as Missy was]. Missy loved to be around me, even when I wasn’t giving her food and stuff.

Anyway, I am caught in a huge dilemma. I am allergic to cats but I am a cat person. Dogs are too needy, and who really wants to marry a dog? Cats are independant and leave you alone all day. Who cares if they can’t catch a mouse. We don’t have mice in our house after we put all the rat sack down to kill them!!!

Top Cat,
The indisputable leader of the gang!

Dabido at March 25th, 2008 around 7:40 pm
Not only that, they scratch ur car’s windscreen,
sleep on ur shoes, leaving their fur everywhere,
Meowing pathetically in the middle of the night,
and shit in front of the house every morning.

Stupid cats.
No qualm in running over them with my car.

LoOlOo at March 26th, 2008 around 7:37 pm
You cannot hate what is part of you unless you are able to grow a dick overnight.

*ROTFLMAO*

meh at March 26th, 2008 around 8:19 pm
This is the 1st time I dropped by. I hate cats but I can’t stand the profanities traded explicitly here. It’s like an orgy fest!

Harrison bin Hansome at March 26th, 2008 around 11:52 pm
I have a cat who is so friendly and simply likes to follow its masters around even when we dun have anything to offer them (eg food).

He wags his tail and runs around sniffing… Sometimes, I really wonder if this is a dog trapped in a cat’s body.

J at March 27th, 2008 around 12:33 pm
u missed this part about cat - they piss around to remind you of their presence and their respective zoning system.

aeroplane1234 at March 27th, 2008 around 1:26 pm
cats deceive you.. when the are small , they are all cute and cuddly, when they grow up they become stuck up and aloof and arrogant… they are never there when you want them but wander in and out of the house at their whims and fancies. worse of all if you dont own the cat, the tend to poop anywhere they pleases.. in your house! DEATH TO ALL CATS!

eksk at March 27th, 2008 around 3:02 pm
No, you won’t say that after you see the Lolcats , they are emo, evils, crazy,etc.

moo_t at March 29th, 2008 around 12:59 pm
“cats do nothing except to eat, sleep, shit, fuck other cats, fight with each other over territory & mates and only layan you when they want something from you.”

Don’t you mean men?

Nuclear Fire at March 30th, 2008 around 3:55 am
apparently today they in the newspaper (the star) they mentioned that cats lower the risk of heart attacks.
by 40%!!!!

Meows

mows at March 30th, 2008 around 3:39 pm
What is RPK and why are they quoting Deng Xiaoping (the cat remark)?

abraxis at April 1st, 2008 around 2:00 am
I actually have a cat that is super manja and wants constant attention and affection from people, if not it’ll whine till he gets it, even if it’s 5am. It’s damn demanding, this one. I guess mine is very rare.

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