Archive for August, 2008
Wednesday, August 20th, 2008
I really don’t give a rat’s ass if Avril comes or not but why WHY WHY WHY is it SO HARD for the authorities to grow some fucking balls and spine, MAKE a decision from the get go and then STAND by it?
Does anybody have any fucking clue how bloody ridiculous it is to see this kind of stupid inconsistent headlines every other day?
Avril set to rock KL on Aug 29
PAS Youth wants Avril show cancelled
PAS Youth slammed for calling for ban on show
Groups slam call to ban concert
Poser over Canadian rocker Avril’s concert
Support for Avril concert
Avril concert definitely on, say organisers
And surprise surprise:
Malaysia cancels ‘too sexy’ Avril Lavigne concert
….. and that headline is not even from any of our local paper’s websites.
“It’s not good for viewers in Malaysia. We don’t want our people, our teenagers, influenced by their performance. We want clean artists, artists that are good role models.”
As if ALL our local acts are clean, good role models. What The Fuck.
Obviously every single international paper and publication WILL take this opportunity to pounce on it and once again our beloved tanah tumpah darah kita is made an international laughing stock. Over such a stupid trivial issue. Kita Memang Boleh.
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Monday, August 18th, 2008
Wah my heart found it so hard to keep beating after watching Lee C W getting his assed TRASHED by his opponent last night. So sad. 
WHY LEE C W WHY DID YOU LET HIM OWN YOUR ASS LIKE IT WAS A WALK IN THE PARK!
And why did they print out your name on the telly as CHONG Wei Lee. -_-” Stupid white people. Did you notice that?
But he would still be the first guy to earn Malaysia a medal. Finally. Damn shy man. Tonnes of other 3rd world and 4th world countries who can’t even access to basic necessities like electricity and clean water are bagging medals already but our dear country is not even in the damn list yet until last night. SHY OR NOT. BOLEH MY ASS LAH. Oops. Better stop using my ass my ass here and there, seeing that the talk of other people’s ass and what other people did with it is still the hot topic of the season. WHO GIVES A SHIT LAH SERIOUSLY. STOP PULLING OUT ALL THESE CIRCUS ACTS AND START RUNNING THE COUNTRY PROPERLY ALREADY MOFOS.
Anyway, back to LEE C W. I’m so angry loh. You know why am I so angry? I am bloody pissed off because I know Lee could’ve done so much better than that. Didn’t you think he could’ve done better? Anyway, apart from the fact that his opponent seemed to be the much better player, and it was China’s home ground and various other reasons, I fear that there was also another major reason why Lee C W kecundang.
It was because of the contingent uniform he was wearing.
WTF I heard you say. HIS CLOTHES? How does a stupid piece of material have ANY effect on the quality of play? Stop trying to make up sorry pathetic excuses for the fact that WE STINK. Are you freaking of your bloody mind you stupid drunkard?
Hear me out one minute lah aiyoh why so fierce on a Monday morning?
First, go check out what they are wearing. It’s a loose, black coloured, sleeved t-shirt right?
Okay. Now let me continue with my argument.
The T-shirt is black!!!
Any dimwit (who took some basic science in school) WILL KNOW that WARNA HITAM MENYERAP CAHAYA. MENYERAP CAHAYA MEANS WHAT. MEANS it will keep the wearer WARM. Which is why we mostly see dull, dark colours for WINTER SEASON CLOTHES. So WHY are we trying to make it feel like a freaking SAUNA for our ATHLETES while they are competing? Already the players are sweating like no tomorrow, to the point where the sweat is dripping off their shirts from the intensity of the game itself so does it really make sense TO MAKE IT HARDER ON THEM by making THEM WEAR BLACK TO KEEP THE WARMTH IN YOU STUPID BUNCH OF CRONIES WHO DON’T GIVE A SHIT ABOUT THE WELL BEING OF OUR PLAYERS EXCEPT HOW MANY PERCENT YOU CAN PUT INTO YOUR POCKET BY SUB-CONNING THE MAKING OF TSHIRT TO YOUR BEST FRIEND!
Second point - EVERYBODY KNOWS that black is a BAD LUCK FENG SHUI COlour. And don’t give me stupid excuses like how only the chinese believe in feng shui. Don’t you know ALL RACES who do business BELIEVE in some form of FENG SHUI TODAY? I have Malay friends and their family who follow almost religiously the principles of feng shui. Black as the bad luck colour is almost common sense now. Ask any other WHITE dude also he knows that black is a bad luck colour. AND BLACK ISN’T EVEN OUR NATIONAL FLAG COLOUR. Don’t be a fucking wiseass by saying GOT BLACK WHAT. THE OUTLINE LEH? Hahaha now please do us all a favour by throwing yourself out of the window of a tall building. Apakah warna bendera kita? MERAH. PUTIH. BIRU dan KUNING. MANA HITAM? ADA HITAM KE KAT BENDERA KITA! KALAU TAKDE HABIS KENAPA GUNA HITAM BODOH! Want to make them look cool and mat rock is it. THIS IS NOT A FUCKING FASHION SHOW LAH. NATIONS SPEND MILLION OF DOLLARS TO RESEARCH THE BEST MATERIALS TO HELP THEIR ATHLETES PERFORM BETTER IN THE OLYMPICS. BUT WE? What do we fucking do? Oh use black lah, it looks cool. STUPID!!!! Actually, you wanna save money by using basic colour is it? USE LAH FUCKING WHITE. PUTIH MEMANTUL CAHAYA OKAY. IT WOULD ACTUALLY HELP HIM KEEP COOLER ALSO. TWO BIRDS WITH ONE STONE. See so BLOODY simple you FREAKING MONEY SUCKING IMBECILES WHO DON’T GIVE A SHIT ABOUT THE WELL BEING OF OUR PLAYERS EXCEPT HOW MANY PERCENT YOU CAN PUT INTO YOUR POCKET BY SUB-CONNING THE MAKING OF TSHIRT TO YOUR BEST FRIEND!
Lastly - why is the damn t-shirt with sleeves? WHY. Everytime I watched our players playing I realise that they ALL do the same damn thing in between games - they keep trying to PUSH UP THE DAMN SLEEVES. Why do they keep doing that did you wonder? Well common sense screamed in my face for becing such an idiot and said “It’S BECAUSE THE DAMN SLEEVES IS IN THE FUCKING WAY THat’S WHY. IT’s WET from ALL THE SWEAT and it’s sticking onto their SKIN, PISSING THEM OFF, DUH!”. Oh yeah hor. Did you see that China player? He was wearing SLEEVELESS and having a time of his life trashing our poor friend. Oh, you mean they wanted to sleeves to tutup aurat is it? Well then Sherlock, the fact that they were wearing SHORT SHORTS TOTALLY THROWS THAT LAME EXCUSE OUT OF THE WINDOW DOESNT IT. If really want to tutup aurat then MAKE THEM ALL WEAR TRACKPOINTS LAH MAHAI. What is the point of making it with sleeves? Waste cloth, waste money only. If those people had bothered to see how our players play on the courts they would REALISE THAT SLEEVES ARE STUPID! Bloody bitches WHO DON’T GIVE A SHIT ABOUT THE WELL BEING OF OUR PLAYERS EXCEPT HOW MANY PERCENT YOU CAN PUT INTO YOUR POCKET BY SUB-CONNING THE MAKING OF TSHIRT TO YOUR BEST FRIEND!
And that, ladies and gentlemen are my arguments for what I think is one of the major reasons why our dear Lee Chong Wei kecundang in his game.
But okay lah Mr Lee! I’m still proud of you! First Malaysian medal! Yeay! I’m now going to use the typical Malaysian Boleh consolation for everytime we do badly and claim that 1) it’s better than nothing, and 2) at least we are on par with Singapore. haha. hahahah. hah. I’m so funny right? Bleh.
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Friday, August 15th, 2008
What?
It is the largest gaming festival in the WORLD with more than 70 participating countries, 800 grand final participants and 1.2 million worldwide participants.
Lots of competitions.
Lots of cosplaying chicks.
Lots of exhibitions.
Lots of freebies.
Basically, every gamer’s fantasy come to life!
Where?
Hall 2 & 3 Midvalley Exhibition Centre
When?
15-17th August 2008
More info?
Click on official website here!
I should be there tomorrow to check it out with my mum’s trusty digicam! 
See you there!
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Thursday, August 14th, 2008
Have you been following it? It’s quite fucked up man. This morning I heard how this woman put her husband up for the test because she suspected him of cheating. They have been married for 11 years and have 3 children. The itchy dick (hahaha) was caught when the wife read a raunchy sms from a woman on his mobile phone.
And he still had the gall to lie and say shit like “would you rather trust a machine?”.
What a fucking asshole.
Makes me so angry.
Seriously for all women out there, if you discover the following:
a. naughthy smses from other women on his mobile phone
b. feminine stuff in his place (especially bedroom) which does NOT belong to you
c. correspondances from random strangers which he “met” on some online chat/friendfinder website
d. dubious pictures
.. chances are he is cheating on you.
No matter what he says.
Men will lie until the day they die about cheating.
Even when you have solid concrete prove in your hands.
Even when you have SEEN it with your very own eyes that he is in bed with another women.
They will deny it forever.
Leave that fucking loser.
No excuses.
(Unless of course you were in the wrong first then well, why don’t you just do everybody else a favour and marry each other, eh?)
But sometimes it’s easier said than done right.
But there are times in life when you have to collect some balls in you and JUST DO IT.
Because you deserve better than a lying, disrespecting scum of the earth.
Which is why you must always keep a job and have your OWN stream of income and NEVER EVER depend 100% on men for money. No matter how great he is, or how rich, or how nice he is to you now. One can never predict the future. Be it tomorrow, next month, next year, 10 years, 20 years, 50.
Bitter? Me? No. It’s called being sensible.
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Wednesday, August 13th, 2008
Call me biased, but there hasn’t been a Pixar movie which I didn’t enjoy.
Actually, the concept of Pixar’s movies have all been very mundane. Can you guess what Pixar cartoons the following were?
toys
monsters
fish
ants
race car
superhero family
rat
robot
Does any of the above protagonist sound very exciting to you? Everytime a new Pixar movie is shown on trailers, it doesn’t compel me to really want to watch it. I mean how in hell am I going to give a shit about ants? Or rats? Or fish? Or freaking race car? And aren’t there enough movies about robots and superhoes? But when I finally do watch it (and I always do) - the story telling grabs me by the shoulders and sucks me in.
Taking everyday objects and circumstances and turning it into a compelling story which appeals to the average person - you and me. That’s Pixar. The extra bit where it cheesily tugs at your heart strings is most probably Disney’s fault, so I’m letting that slide.
Humanising its characters. Telling a great story.
That’s what Pixar does, and that is what they do incredibly well.
Their story telling is so seamless, so effortless, so simple, so flawless - it’s so easy to forget about how much blood and sweat that went into the production of its movies. It’s easy to forget how difficult it is to produce that kind of quality animation, and how long it took them to make it - just because their incredible work does not get into the way of their story-telling.
But how was Wall-E?
It’s exactly like how you would expect a Pixar movie to be like.
Great story with a message. Heart-warming. Satisfying.
Wall-E was incredibly cute with those sad binocular eyes. Even his pet cockroach was darn cute. Who the hell can think up of having a cockroach as a pet AND making it look cute? Only Pixar.
ALL of the dialogues between the robots were in their own robotic language, and yet you have an inkling of what they are actually saying. Who the hell can think up of doing that? Only Pixar.
Wall-E has a certain familiarity in it. Maybe because Wall-E reminded me of Johnny Number 5. Maybe because Eve looks suspectingly like a MAC gadget. Maybe because the space scenes had elements of all the sci-fi movies I’ve ever seen. Maybe because the message has been preached so often. But, in spite of the dejavu feeling I didn’t feel like Wall-E is just some overplayed try-too-hard tacky cartoon knock-off sci-fi movie. It still feels original but with a tinge of “hey.. I know you from some place!”. Who the hell can combine just the right mix of familiarity and originality? Only Pixar.
Any movie which can keep a rowdy 3 year old brat sitting on his seat fairly quietly for 2 hours surely has to have some magic in it. Only Pixar.
I loved it.
I loved every single pixel, every minute of it. Even with the extra serving of Disney cheese.
Pixar has failed to dissapoint me yet again.
I’m gonna go buy me a DVD and watch this another million times more.
Thanks for the invite, Minishorts. 
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