Friday, October 17th, 2008
Wow. lots of really old retired people are actually working very hard here. Instead of putting them on welfare or homes the government here makes them work hard for the money. Good thing I guess. Keeps them active and give them a purpose in life, and a sense of independence. I guess.
People are always in a rush. I’m starting to walk as fast too. Hahaha.
Can’t update anymore. Feeling too tired. Need to pass out. Thinks it’s from all the walking. At least I’m exercising. 
Goodnight.
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Thursday, October 16th, 2008
Updates in pointform! Because they are short and sweet and thanks to MTV everybody’s attention span has been reduced to more or less a negative thousand.
Everything’s so clean. All the signs are in English. So many Chinese people. It’s very surreal.
Everything looks the same for some strange reason - it makes me feel so lost. I have absolutely no idea where I am.
The variety of shit in terms of products they have here is just mindboggling. WHy don’t we have it in Malaysia too? WHY? We’re just right on TOP.
Too hot. TOO HOT. It’s not as if they don’t have trees here. And both countries are on the khatulistiswa Must be the solar pollution from all the skyscrappers yang memantuli the cahaya to the ground.
It irks me like nobody’s business when I hear people say “shook” instead of “syiok”. Why why WHY do they insist on saying it as SHOOK?
My first lunch at some so-called popular hawker spot - pan mien. BLAND. I shudder at how my eating days here will be like. But dinner was okay - had tai chow near my place. Kailan and hotplate beef. Yum! Just feaking expensive though. 
Where to eat decent food in the city (besides fast food) but doesn’t cost an arm and leg ar?
Bought some groceries at Cold Storage and OMG PURAMILKK!!!!!!!!111one. The first time I ever had one of those was more than 10 years ago! I hope there’s no melanine in this sucker because I happily grabbed a carton and am now quivering in anticipation to have a taste of it.
KILLKENNY IN CANS. ZOMG. GRAB IT.
I actually bought some grapes - trying to do the healthy thing early because I KNOW later on I won’t give 2 fucks anymore.
Kept converting all my SGD purchases into RM, can’t help it, force of habit. When you see it dollar for dollar it’s like damn cheap, but after multiplying it by 2.41 OUCHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! Seriously way cheaper to be Singaporean in Singapore than Malaysian in Malaysia. Sigh.
Unlucky with a glass of red sangria tonight. The most horrible foul tasting shit I ever had the unfortunate luck to taste. For some fucking odd reason, this sangria 1) had foams on top 2) no fruits 3) no punch taste 4) had a hint of coconut liquer which I absolutely fucking hate with a vengeance. This is the second time in a row I’ve had bad cocktails in Singapore. WHAT’S UP WITH THAT? Is it just me or is this really the singaporean way of making their cocktails? ohgodhelpme if the latter is true.
Thank god for the internet.
Btw, if you are a friend, and you want to keep in touch with me, email me for my singapore number k?
The whole pad to myself. Nice. I could even walk around naked if I wanted to. Heh.
Goodnight!
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Friday, October 10th, 2008
so I am happily cruising down a straight road when this bitch with a death wish suddenly turns INTO the road which causes me to slam onto my breaks to avoid a collision with her.
you and i who have studied for damn undang test know very well that the car on the straight road as the right of way and that it is NOT RIGHT for the other car in the junction to NOT look both ways before he/she makes a turn into the straight road. Not because it is the right thing to do, but because it is the thing you do if you DONT WANT TO KILL YOURSELF.
YOU FUCKING HAG. Just because you are old doesnt mean that traffic ethics does not apply you!!! HULKRAGE!
Idiot Drivers |
Wednesday, October 8th, 2008
WAIT! before you die-hard fans start to pelt stones and roadkill at me… I used to like it!
When it first came out god knows how many donkey years ago I thought it was one of the funniest sitcoms I have ever laid my eyes on and got hooked on it immediately. How can anyone not love it, it was so refreshingly funny and clever!
Then they brought in the romance between Ross and Rachel.
Which was okay at first. Kind of sweet. It’s part of their character development, fine.
then it was on.
then off.
then on.
then off.
on off on off on off on off on off on off on off on off on off
and this went on for 10 fucking seasons.
when it’s on they fuck it up.
when it’s off they get jealous by each other
when it’s on they fuck it up again
when it’s off they want each other
when it’s on they hate each other
when it’s off they go ballistic when they see the other with someone else
ETC ETC ETC ETC FOR TEN SEASONS?
FUCKING GET ON WITH IT LAH SERIOUSLY.
That’s no longer milking it to the bone. That’s taking the bone, smashing it to pieces, putting the pieces into a giant one thousand house powered blender to liquify it.
The stupid ross and rachel romance thing completely KILLED the sitcom for me.
And now they are showing the showing the damn reruns. Every single fucking night.
NO.
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Friday, October 3rd, 2008
Juan, my old friend from Colombia, was here on a business trip and extended his stay here for a visit. I have not seen that guy for almost 7 years and if he hadn’t dropped by I probably would’ve never seen him again.
Apparently Juan has been warned about Malaysian Hospitality.
- A typical Malaysian will overfeed his foreign visitor.
Something which we have been doing since we met him, hahah!
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