Archive for November, 2008
Thursday, November 13th, 2008
Long fucking day. But let’s not talk about work. Ever.
I was wondering over the weekend, if those buskers/beggars in Orchard street needed a permit or not. I mean, this is a country which regulates everything after all! Then I found out later, to me (un)surprise that they DO need permits after all. holy shit what the fuck?
I saw more sparrows in Orchard Road. Yeay! It’s alive!
The Christmas decorations are starting to come up. It’s looking quite festive. Except I think everybody’s cutting back on expenditure so it looks very…. moderate. 10 years ago when I was visiting in Singapore, the decos were hardcore full on extravagant. Ginormous trees and tree decorations, Santa on his sleigh pulled by giant reindeers, giant gingerbread/toy houses, fake snow, blinking lights everywhere, giant snowmen, giant fake snowflakes….. maybe it’s still early. Let’s wait till next month to really see.
I have to start facing facts. I wasn’t sure before.. but I’m quite sure now… I think I’m allergic to beer. Coz everytime after I drink beer, the bottom part of my left eye where my eyebag is always swell. Looking like a big mosquito bite. seriously I swear to your god. Just on my left eye. Mosquito bite. Everytime I have beer. Is this an allergic reaction? Sigh. One less reason to live.
Have had the pleasure of tasting some Singaporean hainanese chicken rice at some famous market place in tanjang pagar. It was actually quite good. Got taste and everything yum yum and it was only 2.80!!!! CHEAP! AND NOT BAD! CAN CRY LOH! Then I had some fish slice mee hoon soup at market place, 5 bucks. Wasn’t half bad, but something was still missing. The meehoon was the laksa noodle type. Quite weird. But okay lah, not bad.
Back to Malaysia on Friday. Singapore counter shall be paused momentarily.
Sleepy already. G’nite!
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Tuesday, November 11th, 2008
Oh crap. Haven’t updated in 3 days. Guess I’ll do it in point form to keep it short. 
Saturday:
Avenue Q was good! But I did expect the original cast, and this show was mostly a Filipino cast. But still, I hummed along every song, laughed at every joke, clapped after every section. The main actress was mind blowingly fantastic. Trekkie Monster is still one of my favourite character. The internet is for porn shall remain one of my favourtise songs. But SGD80 for a 2 hour show is still very very painful, hehe. It’s playing until the end of the week - you really should catch it!
Brewerks right after. One whole tower full of golden ale. We were all very happy. And LOUD. VERY loud. Hehehe. Finally met Ah Suanie’s Ah Seng who is freaking hilarious and one of the most interesting characters I have ever met! Hellow! Nice to meet you! Can I get some beer credits too? 
Then ramen right after. Char Siew ramen. At orchard Plaza. It was about 12+ bucks. VEry fucking worth it. Juicy Charsiew. Springy noodles. Tasty soup ooh the soup was good! So fanfuckingtasticly yummy….. I need another bowl right now…. MMMmMMmmmmMMmmMmmm… Why is it the food that ’s been good so far are the ones which are not local? Heh, so weird.
Sunday:
Walked along Orchard Road again. Met up with friends. Walked about abit. Stopped by for Coffee Bean. Lamented at how things are so much more cheaper for a Singaporean and etc…
Finally saw some real life birds along the streets. Phew. They DO exist!
One thing which was pointed out to me was that the pavements are so smooth. No cracks. No unevenness. No stray weeds. So clean well maintained. And… nice. In Kl, I would be tripping all over the place, dodging roots and open drains. Sigh.
Also visited Plaza Singapura today. Their carrefour has an extensive selection of foreign beer! It was a whole SHELF filled with beer from all parts of the world! US, China, Bavaria, Belgium… etc… etc…. PROJECT! I’m so going to try every beer there is and then blog about it! Just you wait for it! _excited_ It even had Carls Junior! So of course must try…. but nothing special loh, sigh.
(Btw, Ah seng - Flying dogs not very nice lah. you bluff me. 
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Monday:
First day of work. Yeay. Nothing to say about that.
Tried Mos burger again, but this time - tried their rice burger. It sucked big time. No surprises there right?
So tired, and tomorrow’s only Tuesday.
Sian.
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Saturday, November 8th, 2008
Just came back from a night out with very old friends. Not old as in the age, but old as in I’ve known them for almost forever.
Was at the Loof. It’s fucking hot. That’s all I can say. Fucking smoldering humid I hate this shit so much pls kill me now hot.
And man, drinking really isn’t cheap here. Not for a Malaysian anyway. NOTHING is cheap for a Malaysian here ARGH. Everything is really cheaper here for a Singaporean. Almost everything. For some strange reason I just can NOT ACCEPT THIS FACT. IT IS SO UNFAIR.
Someone questioned how the hell we malaysians manage to freaking survive in malaysia. pay sucks. cost of living sky high. fucking weak ringgit. nothing works. elephants fight for their own egos while ants die in the middle. i couldnt respond to that. suddenly being proud about how great our food is doesn’t quite matter anymore. Depressed. Considering slitting wrists. Thinks of penang char kuay teow. mmmm. will defer and reevaluate thought of slitting wrists until I have my next png char kuay teow. mmmm.
I can’t believe I can actually forgot to blog about this but WHY THE FUCK ARE MALAYSIANS NOT ALLOWED TO FREAKING PURCHASE DUTY FREE BOOZE AT THE AIRPORT WHY WHY WHY OHGOD TELL ME WHY YOU FUCKING @#($*&(@*&#(*!@&#(*!#@ I tried to buy something from our KLIA airport - cannot. singapore custom don’t let, try at Changi? I go Changi. I try to buy something. Oh you Malaysia ah - sorry kenot. WHY KENOT. Custom say kenot. Go outside there read the sign okay?
WHY WHY WHY WHY AREN’T MALAYSIANS ALLOWED TO BUY YOUR GODDAMN DUTY FREE BOOZE WHY. Don’t lah put a blanket ban. I understand that you want to stop these 1 day goers from buying but don’t stop ppl who will be staying in your teeny tiny island for more than one week from buying liquour. IT’S THE ONLY WAY TO KEEP MY SANITY INTACT HERE WITHOUT HAVING TO URGE SOMEBODY’S EYE OUT WITH MY PENCIL OKAY WTF. WHY WHY I DEMAND A FREAKING EXPLANATION RIGHT NOW. eventhough I’m sure I can google for it. I rather have more comments from irate singaporeans telling me that i’m such a stupid ugly idiot and that i should die and go to hell for being such a stupid malaysian. Burn in hell, haters.
Wow. Bitchy mode a bit on. Drinking does that to me now. Actually Bitch is my my middle name. It is a silent word. And invisible. Which is why you don’t see it in between Fire and Angel. But trust me, it’s there.
Suanie is here. With Paul. YEAY! We’re all going to watch Avenue Q. It better not suck I swear I’ll torch the damn esplanade down. The fucking tickets cost us about RM trillions dollars stupid goddamn useless ringgit ARGH STOMP THE ANNOYING SHITTY RINGGIT ARGH
I feel damn tak puas loh. What is so great about Malaysia apart from the food. List me 5 good things for you and me about our great tanahair. Good luck with that. No don’t give me shit like we’re not at war, we’re not all hardcore poor, we have letrik and clean water (yeah right) and lame crap like that. REAL REASONS.
Hey you singaporeans. Is there some kinda regulation about MSG being banned here? Is that why food here isn’t all that tasty or fulfilling? Please confirm. CONFIRM THIS. I KNOW HOW EAGER YOU ARE AT DEFENDING YOUR PERFECT COUNTRY SO BRING IT ON.
Sorry, I’m not usually that confrontational (lies) but the alcohol in me really loosens up my fingers.
SHIT SPEAKING OF FOOD. MY OLD SCHOOL FRIEND TOOK ME TO SERIOUSLY THE BEST FOOD I EVER HAD IN SINGAPORE.
*cue chorus of angels singing*
It’s at a place called First Thai along Purky (?) Road. OMG. IT IS TASTY. ALMOST AUTHENTIC. THE TOMYAM. THE GREEN CURRY CHICKEN. Even their waitresses were REAL THAIs. holy shit i can actually TASTE THE FOOD. IT WAS SO GOOD. SO GOOD SO GOOD. And not only do I taste the food, it actually tastes AWESOME. Every time I chew my food tears of joy would start streaming out of my eyes, the clouds would part and a ray of light would shine from the heavens, . It was that good. Well, maybe I exaggerate a little, but it is a serious change from what I’ve been getting at the damn food courts in CBD. My friend promises she will take me to the best chicken rice she has ever tasted (she is Malaysian by the way - so I KNOW I CAN TRUST HER). I can’t wait CAN’T WAIT CANT FUCKING WAIT my stomach is jumping so hard from joy that it’s tickling my tonsils.
See? I don’t hate everything about Singapore. Actually I never said I hate everything about Singapore. Cis where the fuck did you guys ever got that idea from? Stop taking your drugs man.
Okay it’s wayyy past my bedtime. I need to enjoy THIS weekend coz I didn’t have a weekend LAST weekend and I freaking deserve THIS one damnit!
Goodnight!
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Thursday, November 6th, 2008
Whenever I see someone standing on the right side of the elevator escalator and not moving I feel like taking my foldable umbrella and shoving it into the fuckers skull. HOW CAN SHE/HE NOT KNOW THAT THE RIGHT SIDE IS FOR MOVING. YOU WANT TO STAND STILL YOU STAND ON THE FUCKING LEFT TIUNIASENG.
Ditto for fuckers on the travellators. MOVE MOTHERFUCKERS!!!!!
rage rage RAGE HULKSMASH
I saw a blind guy in the mrt station today. He had a seeing-eye dog. It was a labrador. So cute! This would be the first time in my entire life that I’ve actually SEEN a real seeing-eye dog. I’ve read about them so much when I was younger. Have always been fascinated by them - they are so intelligent and loyal. I WANT A LABRADOR!!!!
I should stop expecting food here to taste like in Msia. It’s a whole different country afterall. Maybe if I took away the expectations I wouldn’t bitch about the food so much. But you see, if it tastes different, it’s still okay because there is still a taste, like what Patrick says. If it’s just BLAND? Then cannot accept lah, sorry guys. My typical Malaysian tongue is fucked up already. Need stronger tasting everything!
I’m falling ill. Nose runny like a leaking faucet. Last week been really crazy with work and I think it’s taking a toll on me.
8.30 meeting tmrw, time for bed! Nites.
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Wednesday, November 5th, 2008
BARACK OBAMA WON! YEAY!!!
SUNSHINE!
BLUE SKIES!
BUNNIES!
PEACE ON EARTH!
can’t believe I’m more excited about theirs than ours!
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