Archive for December, 2008

Technology

Thursday, December 18th, 2008

We They has it.

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Love Vs Conjoined Twin

Wednesday, December 17th, 2008

Not being able to tear yourself away from your partner in the MRT even when the train is almost empty is NOT a declaration of everlasting love, eternal loyalty and everything romantic.

It’s being a conjoined twin.

And fucking vomit inducing.

And bloody irritating.

Grow your own spine for fuck sakes and have some sympathy for the poor fellow.

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Rain Rain Go Away

Sunday, December 14th, 2008

Come again some other day!

I’m stuck! In my apartment! I was supposed to go out 2 hours ago! But NO. I am stuck in. Bloody rain. I had PLANS to check out Chinatown today… and it had to RAIN. What’s worse is that it looks like it’s the rain which will last the whole freaking day. What a bummer.

Guess there’s nothing left to do except laundry, watch tv and blog.

OR….

I could give the sky a big FUCK YOU go out ANYWAY. Because rain = less people = less elbows = less claustrophobia = more personal space on sidewalks!

It’s really horrible to go out during the weekend. I know I’ve said this before, but you really have to be here. It’s really, really traumatic going out there to find yourself wrestling with the ENTIRE COUNTRY on the sidewalks. It’s chaotic like you’re stuck in a war torn country and there aretanks, soldiers, bullets and shrapnels zipping this way and that everyfuckingwhere, except instead of all that it’s a whole sea of people BENT on shopping. It’s CRAZY. And fucking STRESSFUL. Something normal people who just want a relaxing weekend after being stuck all week at work NOT want to do. It’s no wonder people just want to stay at home and rot their brains in front of the tv and facebook all day.

So. Screw the bad weather. I’m heading out ANYWAY.

Wish me luck!

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Dinner

Saturday, December 13th, 2008

The meat THE MEAT OMG LOOK AT IT ALL COVERED IN CREAMY MUSHROOM SAUCE MMMmmMMMmMmMMMmm

Thanks Pinky! It was yummy!

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Never Seen In Malaysia

Thursday, December 11th, 2008

Or ever will be seen, in fact.

Check out what I saw at Watson’s here the other day. I was so excited and like a complete jakun from Malaysia, I went back to the store armed with my trusty new CAMERA. Hahah damn bloggers. But no, I’m doing it for YOU. YOU. SHARING IS CARING. I HAD TO SHARE AND SHOW YOU ALL because we will never EVER see this in Malaysia’s Watson’s stores. I swear it on my pinky!

I have leave it to you imagination what people actually DO with these things. The damn instruction manuals are IN the packaging.

The products are right THERE. like among the family planning stuff. THERE. LIKE it’s.. candy or tissue or something. Not even behind the cashier or something less open. It’s THERE. IN YOUR FACE. FREE for you to buy it should you ever have the urgency to.

This looks like a ring.

This looks like a fake fingernail which the empress dowagers wear back in the day when men wore dresses and pigtails.

And this actually looks like a bottle opener.

Your turn.

Edited: Looks like I’m the only jakun one who hasn’t seen it. Boody hell.

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