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Archive for January, 2009
Harap Maaf, Rancangan Tergendela Sementera Waktu.
Wednesday, January 28th, 2009
Sorry about disappearing. My domain decided to go on a holiday without telling me, or anyone for that matter.
Did you think I stopped blogging for good? ahahhahaAHAHahAHAHAHAHHAhaHAHahaHAHAHahahahaAH.
Keep hoping lah k. 
Anyway, if you can read this, it means that the site’s up and running now.
I’ve given it a good scolding and made it go to its room… so it’s being good for now.
Meanwhile, gong xi fa chai to all of us who celebrate it. May the ox brings us everything good we wish for!
And to those who don’t celebrate it, happy holidays!
Gong xi fa chai! Ang pow na lai! 
The Day The Earth Stood Still
Friday, January 16th, 2009
I watched this WEEKS ago, but forgot to write about it until I saw that GSC was still playing it. And it got me thinking, “GSC IS STILL SHOWING IT? WHY ARE PEOPLE STILL WATCHING IT! WHY! STOP THIS INSANITY NOW.” I took it upon myself to have to DO something NOW before it’s too late for the rest of you. It was too late for me but it still might not too late for YOU! I will SAVE you from parting with your hard earned money for shitty movies like this. I shall be your saviour, your saint,your guardian angel. STOP WATCHING THIS MOVIE. LET IT DIE. MAKE IT GO AWAY.
I have only 2 reasons why you shouldnt watch this movie. And 2 reasons is more than enough, I swear it on your doggy’s paw.
Firstly, Keanu Reeves. Enough said.
Secondly, nothing happens. I shit you not. You spend about 11 bucks to watch absolutely NOTHING happening on a big giant tv for about 2 hours.
30 mins into the movie - nothing happens.
60 mins into the movie - nothing happens.
90 minutes into the movie - something THREATENS to happen.
105 minutes into the movie - annnnnddd gues what? nothing happens.
Why. why why why WHY! Why are people spending gajillion dollars to make pointless UN-entertaining movies! Why can’t they just take that money and use it for more meaningful causes like FEEDING THE POOR or PROVIDING HOMELESS CHILDREN WITH HOMES, and with a camcorder, tape AIR for 105 minutes instead! Less work, less money, more points in heaven, same bloody results.
Please, I implore you, do NOT watch this movie. There’s always a much better alternative than taking a road that WILL lead you to a one way street directly to dissapointmentville. Watching your 11 bucks being flushed down the toilet would be 1,000 times more entertaining than this piece of self wanking shit they try to pass of as a fucking movie.
Goodnight.
Beer Beer!
Wednesday, January 14th, 2009
When mummy beer and daddy beer fall in love, you get baby beer!
Never knew that they made BIG bottles of Hoegaarden too!
WANT! But it’s not like I can finish it in one sitting and if you don’t finish a bottle of beer in one sitting you might as well just throw the rest away loh.
Who wants to share? 
The bottle of beer in the following picture was given to me by Suanie’s old friend - Ah Seng
It looks kinda dodgy right? Opaque bottle, no label, plastic bottle lagi.
But this is definitely one of the better tasting beers I have EVER tasted.
It’s like fruity beer. Like Shandy with lots of alcohol and an aftertaste of berry-ish sort of fruit.
And guess what?
Ah Seng made it himself.
MADE. IT. HIMSELF.
SERIOUS SHIT.
Oh wait, was I supposed to say it out loud? Ah Seng!! Better tell me now! I will faster take that sentence away! Dowan you to kena fine or jail or whipped.
He didn’t name his beer though. If there was a competition to name this beer I would’ve submitted “ASS KICKER”. And there’s will be stick man logo jamming on his guitar. Which would be fucking awesome. Ah Seng, if got beer naming competition for your beer I got chance to win or not?
Wah, late already. Better zzz now otherwise tomorrow sure suffer. Haih.
Goodnight!
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