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Friday, April 25th, 2008
high happy people
This happened exactly one week ago but I was too busy procrastinating to post it up. I haven’t been clubbing in ages. Sometimes I feel I may be getting too old for this.
HAH.
TOO OLD FOR FREE BOOZE AND GOOD FUN?
OVER MY DEAD BODY!
PLEASE. MORE. INVITES. FOR. BOOZE. PARTIES. GIVE. ME.
BOOZE. EVENTS. MAKE. ME. SO. HAPPY.
ST has all the details about the event right here.
Because I’m a blogger and a bit of a narcissist this post WILL have pictures containing a lot of ME in it having a helluva fantastic time.
Did I mention that I had a helluva fantastic time? I did? Well I have to say it again.
I had a HELLUVA fantastic time!
always posing with men. so shameless
This is by far THE BEST event I’ve been to, EVER! Why? Because the booze did not stop coming until even after we left! If I died and gone to heaven, I expect ALL booze parties in heaven to be like this.
FREE-FLOWING BOOZE + DECENT ENTERTAINMENT + DECENT AMBIANCE + GOOD CROWD = EVERYBODY HAPPY + SUCCESS!!!!!
That night I discovered that Hennessy can be mixed into COCKTAILS! OHMYGOD. I KNOW! WHICH CAVE DID I JUST CRAWLED OUT FROM?
wah ky’s face the same colour as my dress
I seriously had no idea that there was any other way to drink Hennessy other than how my parents and Chinamen drink it - neat or on the rocks. I thought mixing Hennessy with anything else would be sacrilegious, like how mixing Glenfiddich single malt with anything else will reserve you an express ticket straight to the hot fiery pits of Mount Doom in Mordor (but I do it anyway because I’m still not used to that lingering bitter taste that stays at the back of your tongue after drinking any hard liquour straight, sorry). That’s why I was never interested in Hennessy, that and the fact that it was associated with.. er.. more “mature” people and chinamen
Until that Friday night where we were continuously plied with 4 cocktails made from Hennessy.
Of the 4, Miami was my absolute favourite. It was so damn delicious I was instantly and madly in love. It tastes exactly like how long island tea with a dash of mojito would taste like. A blend of sweet and sour with a lingering refreshing aftertaste. Absolutely YUM. The other 3 paled in comparison for me. To be fair, I think it was because Miami was the strongest tasting cocktail of the 4 and they made an oversight by serving it as the first cocktail, making the other more subtle cocktails taste bland.
I loved Miami so much that every single time a server passes by with a tray full of those delicious glasses of pleasure I grabbed as many as my tiny grubby hands would allow regardless of whether I have finished my drink or not. Besides, the server was being real friendly and nice, always asking if I wanted anymore every time he sees me.
Friendly servers rock. They make me happy. If I was made the supreme ruler of all beings, I would cast in stone that friendly servers are the only type of servers that will ever exist. Friendly servers make people happy. Happy people make good parties.
kim so hot can die
Anyway I digress. Where was I? Oh yes. Hennessy Miami is divine. I went crazy looking for the recipe which I easily found on the Hennessy’s website! I thought it would be a mixture of 4-5 other type of liquors but no! Miami is really too simple to make at home! Here is the recipe, because you’ll have to see it to believe it:
1 part Hennessy
1 part fresh lime juice
1 part syrup
Fresh mint leaves
I am totally going to make this at home all the time and drink and he happy and have I told you that I totally and absolutely love this drink I think I have but I have to say it again because I love it I love it I LOVE IT okay I go make some more now then maybe post about it later kthxbai!
I like this picture, and that is why it’s here.
Pictures stolen from:
Kim
Simon
ST
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Wednesday, March 19th, 2008
My god I’ve aged. Turning 30 in 2 years, so trying very hard to act my age and stop going for young, hip parties, and camwhoring like a young, hip, kawaii chick. Which also explains the lack of mugshots on this site these days. Erm, sorry? Oh shuddup, I know you’re rejoicing. Who the hell truly enjoys looking at pictures of old fucks anyway?
But rejoice no more! For Lo and Behold! I shall unleash the horrors beyond your wildest imaginations and… argh let’s just cut the crap. So here are some pictures from the Nuffnang party last Saturday, with hopes that it might increase hit counts, except I think after viewing the pictures the opposite is more likely to happen.
Look at me posing so naturally as if I didn’t know my picture was being taken.
FA says hi.
Yee Hou, Simon, KidChan & cute Singaporean bloggerbabe Nadnut. Male bloggers are camwhores too, you know.
Surrounded by hot chicks WOOT! Skyler, Pinkpau and the Nuffies. Did you know that I kissed all of them? It was blogged by one of the Nuffnang chicks HERE. Excerpt:
“Oh, Fireangel was damn funny or maybe probably a genius, when us girls were distributing out Nuffnang money, she came to us, and gave each and every single one a us a kiss on the cheek, then we immediately gave her some moolah already! Hahahahaha!”
Camwhoring with OPTIMUSPRIME ZOMG!
OPTIMUSPRIME ATE MY HEAD ZOMGWTFBBQ!
If your picture has my ugly face on it, please feel free to send them to me. I shall put it up and link it to you appropriately. Better yet, watermark the image first then send it to me. 
Stolen pictures from:
KySpeaks
Simon
Uncle Kidchan
Uncle Wingz
Fun & Booze, Camwhore! |
Friday, February 8th, 2008
The following mugshots should be pretty much self explanatory…
Hope you’re all having the time of your lives.
In other news…
I’m DYING of boredom and just about short of imploding from all these pent up energy. Know any debauchery-filled events going on around the next few days? Please drop me an email kthxbai.
Randomness, Camwhore! |
Thursday, November 15th, 2007
@ Heineken Extra Cold Beer Launch
Heineken just launched their extra cold (less than 0 degrees!! ZOMG! Can. Not. Resist. Novelty.) beer. Some of us were invited for this event because they know we’ll take loads and loads of shameless pictures and everybody knows that shameless pictures make great product placements.
It’s fantastic that brewers are finally realising that beer can only be consumed ONE way - COLD… else it tastes like cowpiss.
BUT! You can only get Heineken Extra Cold Beer ONLY through:
1. Selected merchants with the special super duper canggih extra cold tap
2. Selected merchants with the special super duper canggih extra cold freezer.
If I’m not mistaken, Velvet Underground is one of the selected merchants… I don’t know where else and I wished I was paying attention, but I was too busy guzzling free beer (I’d sell my soul for free stuff) and listening to the awesome music that was being spun by some awesome DJs…. whom I’ve sadly forgotten their names.
The bottle was so cold that if you left it by itself the surface of the liquid actually turns into ICE. It’s so cold that if you drink it too fast your tongue gets numb and your brains freezes over.
I like it. Except for the part where I NEED to wear gloves to drink this thing.
And the following show illustrate how a typical blogger might party:
1. Get free beer from some random hotchick (grr)
2. Camwhore with fellow bloggers. Pay special attention to a) Show how much fun you’re having b) Display name of free stuff prominently.
3. Yum Seng. Consume. Repeat Step #1.
4. Repeat Step #2.
5. Repeat step #4 over and over. Take a break by repeating step #1 periodically.
6. So long and thanks for all the booze!
7. Dread the next WORKING day. (I really wished people will NOT hold free flow booze events on a weekday. In KL. Most of us losers actually HAVE dayjobs.)
Pictures were brought to you by Suanie & ShaolinTiger. Many thanks from a poor blogger who can’t afford to buy herself a new digicam.
More:
Kinkybluefairy
Suanie.net
Kimberlycun
ST
BossStewie
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Tuesday, September 4th, 2007
(all pictures brought to you by Suanie, because she is great)
(btw, YEAY REAL UPDATES ZOMG!)
It’s great to have friends like Suanie.
Everybody knows her + she gets invited for parties + I am her friend + I get to tag along too (sometimes) = YEAY FOR ME!
It’s been awhile since I’ve been for anything happening. Was starting to wonder if Suanie still liked me or not, hehe kidding only lah. I was the one being a bigbitch by turning down all her other invites because I didn’t have anymore time for a life, THANKS TO MY (not so) new JOB.
So Royal Selangor Pewter just recently held a launch at their crib. I thought it was going to be like one of those corporatey stiff boring ass events attended by really old stiff boring people but oh how wrong was I and how glad I was to be wrong! It was a pretty awesome party! There was some crazy turkey theme going on, psychedelic light displays, belly-dancing, awesome food, henna tattoo people doing free henna tattoos, a factory visit, a quick pewter banging class…. and best of all, wait for it………. FREE FLOW OF ALCOHOL!!! It’s like MANNA FROM HEAVEN!!!!!!!
satisfied with their fill of food and drink, the mob decides to camwhore.
Bombay Sapphire (BS) was their main alcohol sponsor that night. I am no big fan of BS. By itself, or when mixed with any soft drink it tastes like what a mixture of pure paint thinner with a tinge of HELL might taste like. I hate it. But that night, I discovered that when mixed with cranberry juice and 7-up (that’s what I thought the bartender told me): it tastes almost exactly like ice lemon tea. It was so mindblowingly NORMAL tasting I had about… oh… a LOT. So awesome it was I am now compelled to try this mixture at home! I know a certain somebody with an almost full bottle of BS in his room, cough.
Me, doing my thang in front of their Selberan showroom
The very nice people gave us a quick tour of their factory, and showed us how they made their products. It was an educational, eye-opening experience. Come, I share with you some of the stuff I learnt.
1. Most of their factory employees were women. They explained that in their experience, women in general tend to be more patient and have gentler hands than men.
2. A lot of Royal Selangor’s products are made BY HAND. There was a lady who was making over a thousand uniformed dents all over a finished pewter mug with only a HAMMER. Sounds crazy? Believe it!
3. Do you know what pewters are made of? About 98% of tin mixed with a small proportion of copper and antimony added to strengthen it.
4. And here’s something to be proud of, Royal Selangor Pewter (which is a 100% made in Malaysia baby) (which also owns Selberan and Comyn) is reputed to be one of the largest pewter factory in the WORLD! BOLEH!
Because it was an event night, guests were also allowed to register for a RM50 pewter knocking class for what a oh what an amazing price of ZERO BUCKS!!! YEAY! THE PERKS! THE PERKS! I LOVE PERKS! So they provide us with a flat sheet of pewter, and then commanded us to go forth and knock it up into a bowl.
This is some serious fun, man
Bernie Chan was there with her friends. I really don’t need to describe how tall she is:
I am petite. And Kiut. Petite and kiut. Petite and kiut.
Obviously we get to take home our bowls (with our initials on it woot!). We even get to swipe home the apron! YEAY!
I did quickly mention that there was a couple of ladies who’d Henna tatoo you for free, yeah? Being the typical I-can’t-resist-abusing-free-stuff Malaysian, I got both my hands tattooed. FOR FREE.
Kim did it too!
And so did Suanie!
And we all went home happy!
In conclusion:
The people at Royal Selangor Pewter sure know how to throw a mean party!!! Please invite us for more happening stuff! Which has lots of alcohol! Thank you!
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Suanie was there!
So was Kim!
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