Tuesday, February 24th, 2009
HAH! How could I have gone to Cameron’s and NOT camwhore?!?!?! You thought you could get away easily without a healthy dose of narcissistic camwhoring goodness did you? Look, I’ve gotta do this while I’m still not too grossly old for this shit. I mean I’m already turning 29 this year, I’ve only a few more good camwhoring years before this thing becomes sad and pathetic, ya know? I mean just look at how high my forehead is getting! It’s like the rings on a tree trunk except instead of a tree trunk it’s my forehead and in place of the rings it’s my hairline. 
So here I am camwhoring…
… by the dressing table
… by the dressing table again
… in the toilet
… with the old school phone
… on the bar top
… with the overpriced scones
… on a superbike.
Incidentally, the above picture is my favouritest so be prepared to see it on my gtalk, msn, facebook, plurk, twitter.. hell I’ll even use it on my fucking IC and passport if they let me.
Kthxbai!
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Wednesday, January 28th, 2009
Sorry about disappearing. My domain decided to go on a holiday without telling me, or anyone for that matter.
Did you think I stopped blogging for good? ahahhahaAHAHahAHAHAHAHHAhaHAHahaHAHAHahahahaAH.
Keep hoping lah k. 
Anyway, if you can read this, it means that the site’s up and running now.
I’ve given it a good scolding and made it go to its room… so it’s being good for now.
Meanwhile, gong xi fa chai to all of us who celebrate it. May the ox brings us everything good we wish for!
And to those who don’t celebrate it, happy holidays!
Gong xi fa chai! Ang pow na lai! 
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Friday, April 25th, 2008
high happy people
This happened exactly one week ago but I was too busy procrastinating to post it up. I haven’t been clubbing in ages. Sometimes I feel I may be getting too old for this.
HAH.
TOO OLD FOR FREE BOOZE AND GOOD FUN?
OVER MY DEAD BODY!
PLEASE. MORE. INVITES. FOR. BOOZE. PARTIES. GIVE. ME.
BOOZE. EVENTS. MAKE. ME. SO. HAPPY.
ST has all the details about the event right here.
Because I’m a blogger and a bit of a narcissist this post WILL have pictures containing a lot of ME in it having a helluva fantastic time.
Did I mention that I had a helluva fantastic time? I did? Well I have to say it again.
I had a HELLUVA fantastic time!
always posing with men. so shameless
This is by far THE BEST event I’ve been to, EVER! Why? Because the booze did not stop coming until even after we left! If I died and gone to heaven, I expect ALL booze parties in heaven to be like this.
FREE-FLOWING BOOZE + DECENT ENTERTAINMENT + DECENT AMBIANCE + GOOD CROWD = EVERYBODY HAPPY + SUCCESS!!!!!
That night I discovered that Hennessy can be mixed into COCKTAILS! OHMYGOD. I KNOW! WHICH CAVE DID I JUST CRAWLED OUT FROM?
wah ky’s face the same colour as my dress
I seriously had no idea that there was any other way to drink Hennessy other than how my parents and Chinamen drink it - neat or on the rocks. I thought mixing Hennessy with anything else would be sacrilegious, like how mixing Glenfiddich single malt with anything else will reserve you an express ticket straight to the hot fiery pits of Mount Doom in Mordor (but I do it anyway because I’m still not used to that lingering bitter taste that stays at the back of your tongue after drinking any hard liquour straight, sorry). That’s why I was never interested in Hennessy, that and the fact that it was associated with.. er.. more “mature” people and chinamen
Until that Friday night where we were continuously plied with 4 cocktails made from Hennessy.
Of the 4, Miami was my absolute favourite. It was so damn delicious I was instantly and madly in love. It tastes exactly like how long island tea with a dash of mojito would taste like. A blend of sweet and sour with a lingering refreshing aftertaste. Absolutely YUM. The other 3 paled in comparison for me. To be fair, I think it was because Miami was the strongest tasting cocktail of the 4 and they made an oversight by serving it as the first cocktail, making the other more subtle cocktails taste bland.
I loved Miami so much that every single time a server passes by with a tray full of those delicious glasses of pleasure I grabbed as many as my tiny grubby hands would allow regardless of whether I have finished my drink or not. Besides, the server was being real friendly and nice, always asking if I wanted anymore every time he sees me.
Friendly servers rock. They make me happy. If I was made the supreme ruler of all beings, I would cast in stone that friendly servers are the only type of servers that will ever exist. Friendly servers make people happy. Happy people make good parties.
kim so hot can die
Anyway I digress. Where was I? Oh yes. Hennessy Miami is divine. I went crazy looking for the recipe which I easily found on the Hennessy’s website! I thought it would be a mixture of 4-5 other type of liquors but no! Miami is really too simple to make at home! Here is the recipe, because you’ll have to see it to believe it:
1 part Hennessy
1 part fresh lime juice
1 part syrup
Fresh mint leaves
I am totally going to make this at home all the time and drink and he happy and have I told you that I totally and absolutely love this drink I think I have but I have to say it again because I love it I love it I LOVE IT okay I go make some more now then maybe post about it later kthxbai!
I like this picture, and that is why it’s here.
Pictures stolen from:
Kim
Simon
ST
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Wednesday, March 19th, 2008
My god I’ve aged. Turning 30 in 2 years, so trying very hard to act my age and stop going for young, hip parties, and camwhoring like a young, hip, kawaii chick. Which also explains the lack of mugshots on this site these days. Erm, sorry? Oh shuddup, I know you’re rejoicing. Who the hell truly enjoys looking at pictures of old fucks anyway?
But rejoice no more! For Lo and Behold! I shall unleash the horrors beyond your wildest imaginations and… argh let’s just cut the crap. So here are some pictures from the Nuffnang party last Saturday, with hopes that it might increase hit counts, except I think after viewing the pictures the opposite is more likely to happen.
Look at me posing so naturally as if I didn’t know my picture was being taken.
FA says hi.
Yee Hou, Simon, KidChan & cute Singaporean bloggerbabe Nadnut. Male bloggers are camwhores too, you know.
Surrounded by hot chicks WOOT! Skyler, Pinkpau and the Nuffies. Did you know that I kissed all of them? It was blogged by one of the Nuffnang chicks HERE. Excerpt:
“Oh, Fireangel was damn funny or maybe probably a genius, when us girls were distributing out Nuffnang money, she came to us, and gave each and every single one a us a kiss on the cheek, then we immediately gave her some moolah already! Hahahahaha!”
Camwhoring with OPTIMUSPRIME ZOMG!
OPTIMUSPRIME ATE MY HEAD ZOMGWTFBBQ!
If your picture has my ugly face on it, please feel free to send them to me. I shall put it up and link it to you appropriately. Better yet, watermark the image first then send it to me. 
Stolen pictures from:
KySpeaks
Simon
Uncle Kidchan
Uncle Wingz
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Friday, February 8th, 2008
The following mugshots should be pretty much self explanatory…
Hope you’re all having the time of your lives.
In other news…
I’m DYING of boredom and just about short of imploding from all these pent up energy. Know any debauchery-filled events going on around the next few days? Please drop me an email kthxbai.
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