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Guess Who’s 27 Today?

Monday, September 22nd, 2008

Happy Birthday Suanie!
May you never run out of Starbucks coffee.

….. and good food.

*hugs*

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Happy Birthday KY!

Monday, October 1st, 2007

Somebody finally hit the pretty big three-0h.

OH HERRO! I IS KY. IN YOUR RESTAURANT. PWNING JOO!

May your kois live a long and happy fat life.

May you always find good and cheap food to eat.

May you idiotic lame sense of humour never die.

…. and may your liquour bottles at home never be empty.

Many happy returns of the day, bitch.

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Somebody’s 26 Oledi…

Monday, September 24th, 2007

Sorry couldn’t put this up earlier. No PC at home and I don’t work weekends anymore…..

Happy Belated Birthday Suanie!!! You are great!

Many happy returns of the week!

XOXOXOXO!

(I wanted to post a comment on your blog.. but there were ngam ngam 26 comments, didn’t want to spoil the pretty number, hehe)

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The Gr3atness of The Suan Comp3ls JOO!

Wednesday, October 18th, 2006

1.
A bet to Suanie I have lost,
A post on her greatness is the cost.
Sure, I know we all worship her,
But hey, a reminder is in order.

2.
A lean machine Suanie wants to be,
But a Twiggy Suanie is scary.
(Coz) Suanie is cute, Suanie is funny,
Suanie is also very bendy.

3.
Suanie is witty! Suanie is smart!
That is why Suanie, we heart!
How she writes! How she rants!
How it makes us wet our pants!

4.
Every letter she types,
Every mudpie she bites,
Suanie is so damn great,
Mere mortals love to hate!

5.
We are not worthy!
We beg your pardon!
You are TEH almighty,
To the last drop of Hoegaarden!

6.
Me so happy, Suanie’s me friend,
Her greatness men can’t comprehend.
But bad rhymes must end please understand,
Before I TURN GREEN and start KICKING BABIES STOMPING ON DAISIES FFS OMG YEARGHH!!

People | 27 Comments

The Cheese And I!

Tuesday, May 30th, 2006

Right, I think some camwhoring pictures are overdue.

Here are pictures as promised Cheesie! Thanks!

Since android corporate slaves like me have just about, oh, NO creativity in our tiny little circuit systems, please feel free to add the cheesiest captions you can think of for the following photographs!

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Couldn’t stop checking her out man. She’s so sizzlin’ she makes me wanna shrivel up into a little dried up prune until I completely vanish off the face of this earth. And she was wearing that extra short teasing girly sweet pink peekaboo skirt paired with those crazy legs that go on forever, wah can just spontaneously combust and die. Oh my poor heart and I, we can’t take all that heat man. Ohmygod, I’m straight some more. Kepengsanan.

Sigh. Some more so sweet. So hard to dislike her lah, damnit!

It was a pleasure meeting you sweetie!

Muaks!

People | 45 Comments