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The Month To Do It.

Tuesday, May 23rd, 2006

Gongxi Gongxi Lau & Stephanie!

Stephanie so sweet!
Lau red rootbeet!
Jiayou Jiayou Lau & Stephanie!
Jiayou Jiayou quickly get baby!

Okay that was lame.

*hugs* to both.

P/s: Thanks for realising that I’m still young and for not rushing me to find myself a man, mum.

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And They Lived Happily Ever After.

Sunday, May 14th, 2006

Gong xi Gong xi God & Saint!

Wishing both of you all happiness under the sky and above it too!

May it be an abundant and productive matrimony!

Just you all wait. One day it’ll be my turn and all you fuckers will have to pay ME back my fucking angpows. WITH INTEREST (because,you know, the future value of money is almost always higher than the present value of money)

Pokai adi okay! Kanineh.

Okay okay, kidding only.

(but not the part about giving me back angpows)

(nor the part about paying back with interest)

Muaks!

Other friends, who happen to freaking blog too, who were present, who also blogged about the wedding (Bah, bloggers.):
Suanie
KY
ST

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FA & The Fairy.

Tuesday, April 18th, 2006

Happy Belated Birthday KinkyBlueFairy!

I was there at her party to wish her in person last Friday!

to drink with her!

to touch her!

to camwhore with her!

*nyeh nyeh*

I can ALMOSt die happy. Almost.

The Fairy & The FA.

Her drinking level is very power. Don’t play play.

She looks tiny but can out-drink a lot of those old “drink whiskey with GRO by their side every night chinamen”.

Scary a bit.

When she’s drunk also so damn prim and proper one. Still smile smile. Still so ladylike. Not like some people. Lying on their BACKS, rolling around outside the PAVEMENT of a local club half passed out, half screaming “MERRY XMAS YOU FUCKING TWATS MOVE ALONG NOTHING TO SEE HERE” to passer-bys while showing dirty signs AND THEN vomitting on one Christmas Eve night……. er…… butitwasn’tme.

Joyce is seriously the nicest person ever. This was the first time I’m meeting her and she is so friendly that it makes it so damn hard to want to hate her. Even if she’s got the best job a girl would want. Even if she’s got the most flawless skin. The most perfect make up. And the hottest body. And the craziest dress sense. And the…. you bitch.

Can’t help but smile at her everytime she comes and talk to me.

I’m sorry I didn’t get to spend more than 15 minutes with you, though. You kept having to layan everybloodybody, some more it’s your birthday okay. Where the hell are your konchos to help you out man. Next time, you and me, we do coffee okay? Can? Can lah….

I had a lot of the Blue Lagoon stuff to drink. And I was quite happy.

Camwhoring Collage.

It was also my first time meeting Lainie! *blush blush*

And KinkyPugKevin!

Even managed to camwhore with some of the cast straight out of KinkyBlueFairy’s blog!

So shy lah. Meeting all this big big names. I damn kecik mayong only. *gushes*

There were TONNES of people there man. They were mostly into the arsty-fartsy people handling industries like the media and advertising.

Everytime they asked me what I did I’d be like “[Bean-counting android] (name of profession altered to protect the innocent)”

And they’d be like “…..”.

and I’d be like “Yeah I know. Sorry I’m not more interesting”

I felt like a damn mongrel in a pound full of purebreds. -_-”

One girl was like…, “You gotta be kidding me, right? I mean you definitely don’t LOOK like one”

And I’m like “……”

What are [bean-counting androids] supposed to look like ANYWAY?

If I ever quit, would somebody PLEASE offer me a job in media/advertising? I mean, I think I can DO this, this people handling job, at least definitely more than I can do computers & beans anyway. Feed me with some booze and I have the personality. I can talk AND smile. (Most) People don’t exactly feel like pushing my face into shit when they meet me the first time. I learn quick. I don’t mind the late hours. I can handle hard work. I can drink and party and dance.. and then come back to work again the next morning at 8.30am ON THE DOT when I have to (optimum productivity not guaranteed). I can also look quite nice if I try really hard enough.

Am shamelessly advertising myself here for a job okay, so that should also count for something - like the existance of some really huge metaphorical balls.

So? Got offer or not?

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A Tribute To The Hoes.

Friday, January 27th, 2006

That’s it lah! I’ve had it up to HERE with you whores displaying my freaking face all over your blasted blogs all the freaking time. Whatever shred of my itsy bitsy teeny weeny dignity I EVAR had has been totally raped to death. Now EVERYFUCKINGBODY thinks I’m this plain-looking flat chested, foul-mouthed, drinking, dancing, partying monster, which I ABSOUTELY am, but they TOTALLY didn’t have to know that.

I will sit quietly NO longer. For a blog now I DO own.

Yes. Start peeing in your pants bitches as I strike down upon thee with GREAT vengeance and FURIOUS anger and you will know my name is FireAngel when I lay my vengeance upon thee.

IT’S PAY BACK TIME!!! THIS IS FOR EVERY SINGLE TIME YOU FUCKERS POSTED MY HIDEOUSLY PLAIN LOOKING FACE ON THE INTERNET AS A FREAKSHOW FOR BLOOD THIRSTY MASSES TO FEAST UPON LIKE A PACK OF STARVED HYENAS ON A FRESH CARCASS.

MUEAHEaeAheaheAHeAHEAHEhaEHAHEAHeaEHAHEahH….. Ahem.

Introducing, MY FIRST EIGHT FRIENDS I MADE ONLINE EVAR.

Suan. Being A Suan (TM).

Everybody loves a Suan (TM)! Your life is NEVER complete without a SUAN (TM)! My first EVAR online buddy turned real life friend, Suan is a Hoegaarden lover (ALL YOUR HOEGAARDEN R BLONG TO HER) and a compulsive food-orderer, prone to ordering enough food to feed a small island of midgets, wheren there are only 3 stomachs to feed. -_-” You’re a big camwhore too, and I like, sayang you a LOT, so why won’t you sayang me back? Tagline - “I DON’T CARE!”

Even the Gollum is not spared from his ham-sapness.

AKA The Perverted Koi Guy. An insufferable know it all with an ego the size of a galaxy. Guilty of shamelessly plugging hot chicks on his blog under the false pretenses of wanting to “pimp” them out, but we ALL know that he’s just secretly collecting pictures of chicks to auction it off to the highest bidder on Ebay. How else did he finance his koi pond project? Hah. Also responsible for my FIRST EVAR, not too flattering, pimping post…..Oh…. SHIT. Tagline - “I am like, teh great.”

Gay.

Fucker who’s always, ALWAYS, dissing me. Online. In real life. When drunk. When sober. Through rain, shine, snow and tsunamis. Constantly reminding me that I’m a bloody flat-chested birdbrain with no balls. Hello? I already KNOW that I’m a bloody flat-chested birdbrain with no balls, so no need to remind. Bitch. Tagline “Ooh! Look at meee! I am the Dancing Tiger! Wooo!” *drops into drain* “Oww.. Owww.. Sniff.”. Hahaha. Bitch.

Noob.

Feisty little biatch, but the noobiest drinker EVAR. Ihatechu for your long thick black hair. Ihatechu for your procelain complexion. Ihatechu for your baby smooth skin. Ihatechuhatechuhatechu. Cheebai. Tagline - “How many shots are there in this dri..zzz…”

Happy little faggots (Paul, Kerol, god, Horny)

OK.. these jokers don’t even own blogs (except god, who NEVER FUCKING UPDATES IT ANYWAY, and Paul), so they never had the opportunity to diss or plug me online for the mob to chew and spit out. BUT THEY ALWAYS KACAU ME IN REAL LIFE, and if they did OWN blogs, I KNOW THEY would SO TOTALLY do it there too. HAH. I DID IT FIRST BITCHESSSSS!!!111one. I WIN.

The end!

End note: I sayang all you bitches, really wan. Muaks muaks muaks.

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