Somebody finally hit the pretty big three-0h. 
OH HERRO! I IS KY. IN YOUR RESTAURANT. PWNING JOO!
May your kois live a long and happy fat life.
May you always find good and cheap food to eat.
May you idiotic lame sense of humour never die.
…. and may your liquour bottles at home never be empty.
Many happy returns of the day, bitch.
Sorry no updates long time. Been a crazy week.
Please be appeased with some one liners and pictures I got from Fairy’s singles party last Friday. Had to beg everybody for photos as I was too much of a doofus to snap my own pictures.
Will drown this post with my usual lengthy inanity later. Muahahahah.
Stuck in between the 2 kinky people.
All I needed was some good company and drinks. Mingle? What’s that?
Cheesie being hot as usual. Making me feel inadequate. And old.
Here, my mugshots. Take it all bitches. And cry.
There you go. Be happy.
Please don’t eat my hamster okay? My sister will be very sad. 
1.
A bet to Suanie I have lost,
A post on her greatness is the cost.
Sure, I know we all worship her,
But hey, a reminder is in order.
2.
A lean machine Suanie wants to be,
But a Twiggy Suanie is scary.
(Coz) Suanie is cute, Suanie is funny,
Suanie is also very bendy.
3.
Suanie is witty! Suanie is smart!
That is why Suanie, we heart!
How she writes! How she rants!
How it makes us wet our pants!
4.
Every letter she types,
Every mudpie she bites,
Suanie is so damn great,
Mere mortals love to hate!
5.
We are not worthy!
We beg your pardon!
You are TEH almighty,
To the last drop of Hoegaarden!
6.
Me so happy, Suanie’s me friend,
Her greatness men can’t comprehend.
But bad rhymes must end please understand,
Before I TURN GREEN and start KICKING BABIES STOMPING ON DAISIES FFS OMG YEARGHH!!
Right, I think some camwhoring pictures are overdue.
Here are pictures as promised Cheesie! Thanks!
Since android corporate slaves like me have just about, oh, NO creativity in our tiny little circuit systems, please feel free to add the cheesiest captions you can think of for the following photographs!
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Couldn’t stop checking her out man. She’s so sizzlin’ she makes me wanna shrivel up into a little dried up prune until I completely vanish off the face of this earth. And she was wearing that extra short teasing girly sweet pink peekaboo skirt paired with those crazy legs that go on forever, wah can just spontaneously combust and die. Oh my poor heart and I, we can’t take all that heat man. Ohmygod, I’m straight some more. Kepengsanan.
Sigh. Some more so sweet. So hard to dislike her lah, damnit!
It was a pleasure meeting you sweetie!
Muaks!
Gongxi Gongxi Lau & Stephanie!
Stephanie so sweet!
Lau red rootbeet!
Jiayou Jiayou Lau & Stephanie!
Jiayou Jiayou quickly get baby!
Okay that was lame.
*hugs* to both.
P/s: Thanks for realising that I’m still young and for not rushing me to find myself a man, mum.
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