Thursday, June 12th, 2008
Please the deadline, extend it.
I’m sorry I’ve tried my best but they really can’t extend anymore.
Back and forth back and forth.
Please extend it.
Please approve it now.
Please.
Sigh.
One last email to end it all.
Please approve urgently. Bai.
Ring ring!
OHAI Eyeris! Oh now? Okay coming!
Eh, where are you? WHAT! Didn’t I tell you? No? Shit. No no, I’m here now!!
Guess I’ll read a book and wait.
Tired. Tired. Sleepy. Think I’m getting old.
Ring ring!
OHAI! You’re here already? GREAT!
Okay let’s go!
EH, suddenly don’t feel like going anymore lah. Eyes cannot stay open.
Hehe, ok just kidding. It’s free booze!
Oh where is it? Oh here! Why do they hide the entrance!
Oooh. Nice. Wah so many celebrities!
Eh, that’s Harith Iskandar.
VODKA COCKTAIL! GRAB IT!
Oh shit, but I haven’t had dinner yet.
VODKA SHOT! HIT IT!
Ooh! Elaine Daly!
Amber Chia!
VODKA COCKTAIL! GRAB IT!
Ooh this looks like a nice place to hang out!
Let’s park here!
Miss Malaysia World, Dawn!
VODKA SHOT! HIT IT!
Finger food! GRAB IT!
Oh wait, that’s Serena C’s voice wasn’t it…
Backstreet boys!
M2M Pretty Boy!
VODKA COCKTAIL! GRAB IT!
Eh what’s that weird song, I don’t know the anwer lah.
Holy shit Beverly Hills 90210!
Angus? MacGyver’s last name was ANGUS?
Oooh. Hot CyberRed! Fooh!
VODKA COCKTAIL! GRAB IT!
Pose! Click! Pose! Click! Pose! Click!
VODKA COCKTAIL! GRAB IT!
Wah! 45 bottles of Smirnoff sponsored!
Can I tarpau one home please?
HEY WHERE ARE YOU TAKING THE BOTTLES!
WHAT! Party’s over? NOOO!!
Oh well, let’s go.
OOOH GOODY BAG.
Wah, got rubber inside the goody bag. Hmm.
Whee! I so high! I so happy! Woo woo woo!
Oh no, I haven’t had dinner yet wtf, I forgot!
Ah fuck it I’m not hungr..zzzzzz……..
Gah. Do I really have to work today?
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Thursday, May 8th, 2008
Hi party people!!!
Dying to go for the Tiesto Rave in PD this weekend?
But for one day only?
Saturday, to be specific?
Haven’t bought a ticket?
Well, I have extra ticket(s).
You can have it for RM78. Original price was RM88.
Please email me at aphroditus(at)gmail.com
While stocks last.
P/s: Can’t wait for Saturday WOOT! It’s probably going to be my last rave ever (because I’m getting old and tired) so see you there!
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Friday, April 25th, 2008

high happy people
This happened exactly one week ago but I was too busy procrastinating to post it up. I haven’t been clubbing in ages. Sometimes I feel I may be getting too old for this.
HAH.
TOO OLD FOR FREE BOOZE AND GOOD FUN?
OVER MY DEAD BODY!
PLEASE. MORE. INVITES. FOR. BOOZE. PARTIES. GIVE. ME.
BOOZE. EVENTS. MAKE. ME. SO. HAPPY.
ST has all the details about the event right here.
Because I’m a blogger and a bit of a narcissist this post WILL have pictures containing a lot of ME in it having a helluva fantastic time.
Did I mention that I had a helluva fantastic time? I did? Well I have to say it again.
I had a HELLUVA fantastic time!

always posing with men. so shameless
This is by far THE BEST event I’ve been to, EVER! Why? Because the booze did not stop coming until even after we left! If I died and gone to heaven, I expect ALL booze parties in heaven to be like this.
FREE-FLOWING BOOZE + DECENT ENTERTAINMENT + DECENT AMBIANCE + GOOD CROWD = EVERYBODY HAPPY + SUCCESS!!!!!
That night I discovered that Hennessy can be mixed into COCKTAILS! OHMYGOD. I KNOW! WHICH CAVE DID I JUST CRAWLED OUT FROM?

wah ky’s face the same colour as my dress
I seriously had no idea that there was any other way to drink Hennessy other than how my parents and Chinamen drink it - neat or on the rocks. I thought mixing Hennessy with anything else would be sacrilegious, like how mixing Glenfiddich single malt with anything else will reserve you an express ticket straight to the hot fiery pits of Mount Doom in Mordor (but I do it anyway because I’m still not used to that lingering bitter taste that stays at the back of your tongue after drinking any hard liquour straight, sorry). That’s why I was never interested in Hennessy, that and the fact that it was associated with.. er.. more “mature” people and chinamen
Until that Friday night where we were continuously plied with 4 cocktails made from Hennessy.

Of the 4, Miami was my absolute favourite. It was so damn delicious I was instantly and madly in love. It tastes exactly like how long island tea with a dash of mojito would taste like. A blend of sweet and sour with a lingering refreshing aftertaste. Absolutely YUM. The other 3 paled in comparison for me. To be fair, I think it was because Miami was the strongest tasting cocktail of the 4 and they made an oversight by serving it as the first cocktail, making the other more subtle cocktails taste bland.
I loved Miami so much that every single time a server passes by with a tray full of those delicious glasses of pleasure I grabbed as many as my tiny grubby hands would allow regardless of whether I have finished my drink or not. Besides, the server was being real friendly and nice, always asking if I wanted anymore every time he sees me.
Friendly servers rock. They make me happy. If I was made the supreme ruler of all beings, I would cast in stone that friendly servers are the only type of servers that will ever exist. Friendly servers make people happy. Happy people make good parties.

kim so hot can die
Anyway I digress. Where was I? Oh yes. Hennessy Miami is divine. I went crazy looking for the recipe which I easily found on the Hennessy’s website! I thought it would be a mixture of 4-5 other type of liquors but no! Miami is really too simple to make at home! Here is the recipe, because you’ll have to see it to believe it:
1 part Hennessy
1 part fresh lime juice
1 part syrup
Fresh mint leaves
I am totally going to make this at home all the time and drink and he happy and have I told you that I totally and absolutely love this drink I think I have but I have to say it again because I love it I love it I LOVE IT okay I go make some more now then maybe post about it later kthxbai!

I like this picture, and that is why it’s here.
Pictures stolen from:
Kim
Simon
ST
Camwhore!, Fun & Booze |
Wednesday, March 19th, 2008
My god I’ve aged. Turning 30 in 2 years, so trying very hard to act my age and stop going for young, hip parties, and camwhoring like a young, hip, kawaii chick. Which also explains the lack of mugshots on this site these days. Erm, sorry? Oh shuddup, I know you’re rejoicing. Who the hell truly enjoys looking at pictures of old fucks anyway?
But rejoice no more! For Lo and Behold! I shall unleash the horrors beyond your wildest imaginations and… argh let’s just cut the crap. So here are some pictures from the Nuffnang party last Saturday, with hopes that it might increase hit counts, except I think after viewing the pictures the opposite is more likely to happen.

Look at me posing so naturally as if I didn’t know my picture was being taken.

FA says hi.

Yee Hou, Simon, KidChan & cute Singaporean bloggerbabe Nadnut. Male bloggers are camwhores too, you know.

Surrounded by hot chicks WOOT! Skyler, Pinkpau and the Nuffies. Did you know that I kissed all of them? It was blogged by one of the Nuffnang chicks HERE. Excerpt:
“Oh, Fireangel was damn funny or maybe probably a genius, when us girls were distributing out Nuffnang money, she came to us, and gave each and every single one a us a kiss on the cheek, then we immediately gave her some moolah already! Hahahahaha!”

Camwhoring with OPTIMUSPRIME ZOMG!

OPTIMUSPRIME ATE MY HEAD ZOMGWTFBBQ!
If your picture has my ugly face on it, please feel free to send them to me. I shall put it up and link it to you appropriately. Better yet, watermark the image first then send it to me.
Stolen pictures from:
KySpeaks
Simon
Uncle Kidchan
Uncle Wingz
Camwhore!, Fun & Booze |
Monday, December 10th, 2007
I WAS THERE! (whoo hoo!)
THE RED AREA! RIGHT AT THE FRONT! (yeay!)
WITH THE SCREAMING SHOVING CRAZY KIDS! (bloody kids.)
AND THE RAIN! (bloody nonstop rain.)
WITH GERARD SCREAMING SHIT LIKE “I AM SORRY, MCR COULDN’T MAKE IT TODAY, BUT WE’RE THE AMERICAN SEX BOYS REPLACING THEM! I HOPE YOU’RE OKAY WITH THAT!” (with all that screaming, it sounded like the crowd were very fine with that)
AND GYRATING HIS HIPS LIKE A STRIPPER! (_drool drool drool_)
AND THE PIANIST IS AWESOME. (even when I was half deaf)
AND THE LEAD GUITARIST IS KINDA CUTE! (in the dark)
IT WAS QUITE AWESOME! (but not the Qing up and waiting for 45 minutes before they fucking showed up on stage)
WHO WANTS TO TOUCH ME!
I SAID WHO WANTS TO FUCKING TOUCH ME!!!!!!!!
(Damn, my body aches. Getting too old for this shit)
Thanks Eyeris! You rock my socks!!!! Remember yeah! I’m booking tickets for The Dark Knight next year!!!!!!!!
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