Friday, October 10th, 2008
so I am happily cruising down a straight road when this bitch with a death wish suddenly turns INTO the road which causes me to slam onto my breaks to avoid a collision with her.
you and i who have studied for damn undang test know very well that the car on the straight road as the right of way and that it is NOT RIGHT for the other car in the junction to NOT look both ways before he/she makes a turn into the straight road. Not because it is the right thing to do, but because it is the thing you do if you DONT WANT TO KILL YOURSELF.
YOU FUCKING HAG. Just because you are old doesnt mean that traffic ethics does not apply you!!! HULKRAGE!
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Wednesday, July 9th, 2008
While 10-15 cars were impatiently piling up in a line to take a right turning, our hero of the day decided to drive all the way to the start of the line, nonchalantly looked over at me, ate into my space, and casually took the turning.
Bastard animal go die and rot in the 47th circle of hell where armies of 7 feet lustful sodomisers with spiked dicks the size of a sea cucumber await for assholes like him to drop by for an eternity of back-door fun.
@(#*$(@#*$(@#$ Argh. Too stressed and busy and tired to curse and swear further.
I’ll leave it up to you guys. Kthx.
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Monday, May 26th, 2008
Many things pisses me off when I’m driving.
Idiots who don’t use their indicators
Suicidal rempits
Roadhogs
Fuckers who are on the phone AND driving VERY slowly on the fast lane
Another species of people who really pisses me off while I’m driving are fucktards like this this Proton Waja driving ballmuncher who had the audacity to wind down the window while driving up the slope to throw out not just one, or two but a whole fucking handful of used tissues out of his damn window.
Seriously what the fuck can’t wait until you’ve parked your car then take the damn tissues out with you to dispose them off properly into a rubbish bin? Your car will combust if you didn’t throw out those tissues immediately? The tar road will open up and swallow you whole? Your dick would fall off? Your pet dog will die? Your future grandchildren will be born without backsides? You’re a retard? What? What exactly was the urgency which forced you to dispose the tissues out of your car window while you were driving? WHAT? I really can’t think of any plausible reasons that will make your littering OKAY.
Are you going to argue with me that oh it’s okay because tissues are biodegradable? So if I threw a whole truck load full of apple cores, banana peels, rotten eggs, spoiled vegetables, dead bloody chicken, used tissues, pig innards and shit into your garden – it would be okay right? It’s organic what. Biodegradable. They’ll all eventually disintegrate and become one with the earth. I’m doing you a favour by fertilising your SOIL, right? Asshole.
Seriously, if you’re NOT going to dump rubbish all over your house then don’t fucking dump rubbish all over the streets. As if this country is not your home? As if you don’t give a shit what your children will grow up in? You look old enough to have children. What the fuck are you teaching them? That the world is your rubbish dump? Would it be okay for your kids to throw their shit (literally) all over your house? If not, then WHY IS IT OKAY TO DUMP SHIT ALL OVER THE STREET YOU FUCKING UNCIVILISED UNEVOLVED MORON.
Walk into an exposed manhole, asswipe. May birds let loose wet diarrhea all over your fucking car every single time you park it in an open-air carpark .
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Tuesday, November 27th, 2007
Yeah you. The cockfag driving that champagne coloured Honda who SUDDENLY cut into my lane at a TURNING without signalling.
I hope you die of the most embarrassing most painful venereal disease known to mankind which rots your slimy smelly puss covered dick until it falls off. Your mother should’ve left you to the wolves when she could, what was she thinking?
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Monday, October 1st, 2007
Hey you.
Yes you, cockfag son of a uncivilised shit eating Neanderthal in the light brown coloured Toyota.
Maybe because you’re a retard and they give out special licenses where you don’t have to go through a normal driving school like the rest of us plebs had to to PASS our driving test and therefore, didn’t know certain rudimentary driving etiquettes and regulations. Maybe you did, but somehow you couldn’t compute and retain this information because it was just too profound and complex for your teeny tiny peabrain because you are afterall a RETARD. Either way, here is a refresher, with my compliments.
Do you know what a steering wheel is? Yes, it’s that round contraption right in front of you which you use to STEER your car (hence STEERING WHEEL). I noticed that even with a brain of yours which is clearly underdeveloped even for a dung beetle that you already know very well how your steering wheel works.
But did you also notice that behind your steering wheel there is a phallic-like object which sticks out the right side? That is where your indicators are. Notice if you lightly push it down, there will be an arrow pointing to the left which flashes to your right in front of you. If you push it up a little, an arrow pointing to the left will flash instead. FREAKING AWESOME RIGHT? It is a very useful tool to use when, instead of going straight, you’d like to turn to either your left and right. This is called - INDICATING. or SIGNALLING.
So, in the future, whenever, if you EVER, decide with that TEENY TINY puny snail underused brain of yours that you ever feel like, for any fucking reason at all, you suddenly have that itch to make sudden turns into other people’s lanes when you’re just inches ahead from the car behind you , it would be very VERY FUCKING advisable to SIGNAL OR INDICATE BEFOREHAND - BECAUSE THAT IS WHAT THEY FUCKING TEACH YOU IN NORMAL PEOPLE’S DRIVING SCHOOL YOU FUCKING BALLMUNCHING ASSWIPE SCUM OF THE SEWERS WHAT THE FUCK WERE YOU A FERAL CHILD BROUGHT UP BY A PACK OF MAGGOTS? HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU NOT FUCKING KNOW THAT YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO SIGNAL BEFORE EATING INTO PEOPLE’S LANE?!?!?
WHAT THE HELL IS THIS WITH YOU IDIOTS MAKING SUDDEN CUTS INTO OTHER PEOPLE’S LANE, WEAVING IN AND OUT LANES AS IF YOU’RE A MAT REMPIT ON YOUR KAPCHAI (fucking MOTORBIKES! let’s not even GO THERE!) WHEN IT’S FUCKING CLEAR TO EVERYBODY AND YOURSELF THAT YOU ARE DRIVING A FUCKING FOUR WHEELED AUTOMOBILE! DO YOU HAVE A FUCKING DEATH WISH?!?!? WELL I DO NOT!!! YOU DO NOT OWN THE FUCKING ROAD. YOU ARE NOT FUCKING INDESTRUCTIBLE. YOUR STUPID CHEAP OVERPRICED CAR IS NOT A FUCKING TANK.
I SWEAR. IF I EVER SEE YOU CAR DOING THIS TO ME AGAIN - I WILL SEE TO IT THAT MY CAR ASS FUCKS YOUR CAR SO BAD THAT THE BOOT OF YOUR CAR STICKS UP YOUR FUCKING ASS, COMES OUT THROUGH YOUR GODDAMN MOUTH AND YOU WILL FUCKING WISH THAT YOU WERE NEVER BORN WITH A BLOODY SHIT HOLE YOU FUCKING VOMIT EATING ANIMAL FUCKING PUS FILLED DISEASED DICKHEAD.
And this goes out to every single one of you IDIOTS with SHIT for brains who do NOT signal too.
Please for the love of god, SIGNAL BEFORE YOU TURN. IT REALLY ISN’T THAT DIFFICULT!
Sekian.
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