Tuesday, May 6th, 2008
Fall Out Boy’s version of Michael Jackson’s Beat it is GAY.
The lead sounds like he’s got a spiked club up his nose.
and the guitar rifts sounds like NOISE to me.
Alien Ant Farm’s Smooth Criminal was 100000000 times better than this crap.
On other news:
I’m waiting to attend a meeting and it’s starting really late. So here I am trying to sneak in a few paragraphs.
I really hate to admit it but Mika’s Happy Ending is really catchy - it gave me the goose bumps this morning because I’m such a sucker for harmonised chorus.
Have you watched Iron Man? I’ve watched it twice so far. And I have to say this, the selling point for this movie for me was Robert Downey, the action, and the kick-ass soundtrack. If you took out any one of the elements the movie would’ve just been another uninspired Fantastic Four or League of Extraordinary Gentlemen. Both movies had so much potential and the CGIs were fantastic but the movies were not memorable at all… it just didn’t pack the right punch. For me, Iron Man came almost close to being boring when suddenly POW WOW WHAM BAM! Then it goes back to being talky.. and slow… and BOOM! drama drama flirt flirt blah…. BANG! That’s how the pace felt like that for me. But every single time there was an action sequence or when Stark was seen mucking around with his new suit it was freaking awesome.
The soundtrack deserves special mention because it had the power to compel you to WANT to kick some ass and root for the good guy when he is kicking some bad guy’s ass. Also that part when Stark descends from the plane, injured - that song that was played during that moment captured it so fucking perfectly. And when he puts on his suit. And flies. JENG JENG JENG. JENG JENG JENG. Fanfuckingtastic. Unbelievable. It just FITS. SO. WELL.
And ohmygod. The first time when he finally flew properly in that new suit. THAT was my favourite scene of all.
Did you notice that when Jeff Bridges puts on his suit he looks like a Marine and sounds like a Firebat from Starcraft? I was seriously expecting him to say “Need a light?” or “Fire it up” or “Let it burn.” WHAT? HE HAD THE VOICE. HE HAD TO SAY IT. -_-
I AM going to go watch the movie anyway but the Dark Knight trailers just don’t quite do it for me lah (sorry!)…. The Hulk trailers looks more enticing. But I’ve learned a long time ago NEVER to judge a movie by its trailer. Besides, I know I’m going to watch them ALL anyway so GIMMEH TICKETS OKAY! 
Okay gtg ttyl meeting starting. 
P/s: Btw, play with my poll on the sidebar lah! I love feedback! I’ll change the questions periodically okay? :X
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Friday, April 11th, 2008
If you’re caught in a jam or waiting for the lights to turn green and you notice this frighteningly average looking girl bopping her head up and down, waving her hands about and looking like she’s screaming at nobody in particular while thoroughly enjoying herself…. chances are it’s me singing and dancing (as much as I can) to this:
The last time I freaked out
I just kept looking down
I st-st-stuttered when you asked me what I’m thinking about
Felt like I couldn’t breath
You asked what’s wrong with me
My best friend Lesley said “Oh she’s just being Miley”
The next time we hang out
I will redeem myself
My heart it can’t rest till then
Woh woh I
I can’t wait to see you again
I feel really dirty for liking this song a little tooooooo much. It’s such a shallow, kiddy, bubblegum pop song… but it’s so fun and upbeat I just can’t help myself!!!! I st-st-stuttered when you asked me what I’m thinking about!
OMG STOP ME.
Aww come on, you like it too right? right RIGHT???
Happy Friday! 
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Thursday, April 3rd, 2008
Proposal to prosecute non-Muslims for khalwat
KUALA LUMPUR: A seminar on Syariah Law review wants non-Muslims found committing khalwat (close proximity) with Muslims to also be held liable.
This was among the proposals made at the two-day seminar organised by the Islamic Institute of Understanding Malaysia (Ikim) and the Syariah Judiciary Department Malaysia.
Syariah Court of Appeal Judge Datuk Mohd Asri Abdullah said the seminar had proposed that non-Muslims committing khalwat with Muslims should also be sentenced accordingly, but in the civil courts.
“We don’t have the jurisdiction to sentence non-Muslims committing khalwat with Muslims,” he told reporters after closing the seminar on behalf of department director-general Datuk Ibrahim Lembut at Ikim here today.
“The Muslims can be sentenced in Syariah courts, and the non-Muslim partners can probably be sentenced in the civil courts, to be fair to both parties.
Who died and gave them the right to prosecute people who are NOT practicing their religion and indirectly forcing their religious values down our throats?
Why the fuck do they feel like they need to jaga tapi kain orang lain and tackle the semut di seberang pulau when gajah di depan mata also they cannot tackle?
What will they think about proposing next?
Ban pig farms?
Prohibit the sale of alcohol?
Close down all clubs and pubs?
Tear down temples and churches?
Burn the entire Genting hill down?
It really boggles the mind how these people consistently manage to pull this kind of stupid fascist shit out from their asses consistently.
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Wednesday, April 2nd, 2008
I guess one of the ways you can get your own government to “help you” (whether you want them to or not) is to do the following:
+ Be really good at something and make sure it’s overexposed kaukau in the local media.
+ Go overseas (migrate, study, runaway)
+ Do something really “bad”
+ Make sure it garners the attention of foreign media and your birth country is highlighted
= $$$$ASSISTANCE$$$$!!!!!111oneoneone
Eh wait, didn’t Namawe do just about the same thing and got into MORE trouble instead? What was the missing variable? Hmm…
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Monday, March 17th, 2008
ARGHO$(URQ)@(#*$)(@#*$!!1)@(#*!)(@*#!@(!!!!!
ANGRYYYYYYYY BANGRYYYYY STOMP EAT FURRY CREATURES SMASH SET THINGS ON FIRE BREAK THINGS KILL CUTE LIVING THINGS!!!!
Some asshole hit my car. AND THE BALL-LESS SON OF A BITCH RAN AWAY.
I wasn’t even IN the fucking car or anywhere NEAR it so there’s no way in heaven or hell or even with David Copperfield’s magic could I have caused it.
It was freaking PARKED in front of a house.
With ample road space next to it.
So ample that even a TANK could pass through without a scratch.
But NO.
Some fucking asshole shit-eating lowlife protoplasm decided to just happily crash INTO my car.
In the middle of the fucking night.
For no fucking reason at all.
HIT MY fucking relatively new CAR.
AND DROVE OFF.
And all because of YOU I now have to fucking go through the hassle of getting it repaired, PAYING FOR IT and going car-less.
I AM PAYING FOR YOUR FUCK UPS.
WHAT THE FUCK!@_#)$*)!@(#$*)!@(#$*!@)#(*$ !@()#*$
AND IT WAS A FREAKING BRIGHT ORANGE CAR.
BRIGHT ORANGE. NOT BLACK LIKE THE NIGHT. BUT FREAKING ORANGE LIKE THE FRUIT.
WHAT. WAS. YOUR. FUCKING. EXCUSE?
DRUNK? BLIND? YOUR PUNY LITTLE UNEVOLVED PREHISTORIC SENSES WERE ATTRACTED TO BRIGHT THINGS AND CREATED AN UNCONTROLLABLE URGE TO CRASH IT? IQ OF A MOTH? NO LICENSE? WHAT?
I fucking HATE your existence and I will NOT rest until I fucking FIND you. And if I ever see your car (I have descriptions of your fucking car and number plate ASSHOLE) I will NOT hesitate to let go the airs in all your tyres, fucking SMASH YOUR WINDSCREEN IN WITH BRICKS, pour water in your freaking petrol tank, SET YOUR SEATS ON FIRE and READJUST YOUR FACE WITH A METAL BAT.
You have my word on it, bastard.
(and to all you bitches who thought that I will be the one causing accidents - GO FUCK YOURSELVES)
(and I hate all you fuckers who always say shit like “oh women are such bad drivers”. Well GUESS WHAT? THIS FUCKING BRAINLESS IMBECILE WAS A MAN. AND YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE. IT’S ALMOST ALWAYS THE MEN WHO CAN’T BE FUCKING BOTHERED TO USE THE INDICATOR LIGHTS TO FUCKING SWITCH LANES AND SWITCH LANES WITHOUT LOOKING AS IF THEY OWN THE FUCKING ROAD. SO GO FUCK YOURSELVES UP THE ASS WITH A VACUUM CLEANER.)
(And in other news - Nuffnang party was fun eventhough it made me feel (and look) like a hundred years old. My sister’s 2 years old hamster died last night, and we buried it in the garden - RIP. Happy monday)
(One more thing - DROP DEAD ALREADY YOU CHICKEN SHIT HIT AND RUN BASTARDCHILD)
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