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Be A Sucker Today.

Thursday, February 14th, 2008

No valentine?
Want to be part of the festivities?
Feeling left out?
Too much money and don’t know how to spend it?
Compelled to buy overpriced gimmicky sentiment for somebody? ANYBODY?

Never fear!

I love free stuff!

Give ME free stuff!

In fact, you can give me free stuff ANY DAY! ALL YEAR ROUND! 24-7-365!

Also, to those celebrating it (me included) happy roast pork night! Yeay! :)

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Gong Xi Fa Chai!

Friday, February 8th, 2008

The following mugshots should be pretty much self explanatory…

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Hope you’re all having the time of your lives.

In other news…

I’m DYING of boredom and just about short of imploding from all these pent up energy. Know any debauchery-filled events going on around the next few days? Please drop me an email kthxbai.

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Lego Turns 50 Today!

Monday, January 28th, 2008

lego bd!

Happy Birthday Lego! I heart you long time!

50 only! Can you believe that it’s so young?

I used to spent hours upon hours building ALL sort of houses and rooms.

And then The Sims came along.

Really miss those days when Lego sets came in mostly just their basic blocks and lego peoples without all those fancy-schmancy electronic gadgety thingamajigs which costs about half an atom bomb.

Look ma! Google also celebrates Lego’s birthday today:

lego!

So cute!!!

Then feast your eyes on the legendary ass-kicking LEGO STOREs NOt available in Malaysia. [edited: Heard that there is on in Berjaya Time Square?]

WHY??? WHYYYYYYYYY?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!

Ahem.

So what did you use to build with your Lego? And what is your favourite Lego piece?

I loved the tiny flowers, and my white horse, and the little kitchen utensils. Omg so typical girl.

P/s: Yes, I’m purposely ignoring the fact that I may or may not have vaguely promised some pictures. Ladida

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Important Survey - For the Benefit of Mankind.

Monday, January 7th, 2008

Hi boys and girls (all 50 of you) who frequent fireangelism.com with hopes of 1) naked pictures and 2) really awesome blog content and are constantly disappointed with the lack of both but still come back here time and time again because let’s face it, in the real world with no happy endings, everybody’s a sucker for pain and misery.

Even though you know that I’ll never reciprocate in any way, let me implore you to dig deep within that generous heart of yours to spare me less than a minute to answer the following:

Girls:
Unless you weren’t naturally born a girl - you have to have gone through SOME sort of PMS. Tell me 1) what sort of specific crazy extreme emotional shit do you go through during this point of time AND 2) what does YOUR guy (Husband. No husband? Boyfriend. No boyfriend? Guy friends and colleagues) do to make things better (and if not better, how does he manage to make it worse).

Guys:
What do you do or have done, for your girl when she has emotionally turned into psychotic blood thirsty Mr. Hyde? Your girl means your wife. No wife? Girlfriend. No girlfriend? Colleague or a pal. Etc. I’ll need you to be specific. To “layan her” (transl: give into her irrationalities) is not being specific.

Okay I answer first.
Q1: Everything that didn’t seem to bug me before seems to bug me A LOT when I’m on PMS. I take everything personally. Then I’ll snap at everybody. Pick a fight. Refuse to understand. Hate the world and how it works with all its unfairness (I normally already hate the world but the feeling is now intensified by a gajillion times). Cry. Feel depressed. Feel alone. Enter into self-pity mode. Already tiny self-esteem gets crushed into nothing.
Q2: Layan a bit. Then try and fix my issues by dispensing advises and lectures - which never fail to piss me even further. Then, when all else fails, head for the hills until the coast is clear. Then I’ll go ply myself in alcohol and hate all men even more.

Let us all compare notes. It’ll be very interesting to see what everybody’s (especially girls) experiences are like, and how similar it is.

Doesn’t it frustrate you when
a) you’re a girl and guys just don’t understand what the fuck is going on with you and how to deal with it?
b) you’re a guy and you just don’t understand what the fuck is going on with her and how to deal with it?

Yeah me too.

The universe should come up with a general guidebook on how to deal with this shit - just to make life a little bit easier to live in. Maybe there’ll be less wars. And famine. Or something.

Happy Monday. Thursday is worth looking forward to because it’s a HOLIDAY! GO CRAZYY!!

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Happy Brand Spanking New Year!

Wednesday, January 2nd, 2008

Sorry ah… AWOL for so long. Body was on a holiday so the brain was incubated.

Didn’t go anywhere this time. Spend a lot of time doing absolutely nothing. And it was GREAT.

But cilaka have to get sick towards the end of my break. Now coughing like mad. :(((((

Coming back to work after almost 2 weeks of leave is not a great feeling. Dreaded waking up. Dreaded the morning cold. Dreaded the morning traffic. Dreaded the driving to work. Dreaded the impending workpile. Dreaded the Inbox. :(

Argh.

I didn’t even consume a drop of alcohol.

… this situation will be corrected by the end of the week.

Celebrated Xmas at KY’s. If you weren’t there, you were square! (haha)

Argh. The office is still so empty.

Thank goodness it’s already a Wednesday.

Man, I didn’t even attempt to come up with resolutions. Don’t know if it’s just me, but it doesn’t feel like a new year yet. Everthing feels old. There’s no renewed vigour towards… well anything.

I don’t even feel like blogging anymore.

zzzzz….

It’s probably just the holiday hangover talking.

Welcome back all you corporate drones who just got back to work today.

How was your Xmas and New Year celebrations? Share!

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