Monday, January 7th, 2008
Hi boys and girls (all 50 of you) who frequent fireangelism.com with hopes of 1) naked pictures and 2) really awesome blog content and are constantly disappointed with the lack of both but still come back here time and time again because let’s face it, in the real world with no happy endings, everybody’s a sucker for pain and misery.
Even though you know that I’ll never reciprocate in any way, let me implore you to dig deep within that generous heart of yours to spare me less than a minute to answer the following:
Girls:
Unless you weren’t naturally born a girl - you have to have gone through SOME sort of PMS. Tell me 1) what sort of specific crazy extreme emotional shit do you go through during this point of time AND 2) what does YOUR guy (Husband. No husband? Boyfriend. No boyfriend? Guy friends and colleagues) do to make things better (and if not better, how does he manage to make it worse).
Guys:
What do you do or have done, for your girl when she has emotionally turned into psychotic blood thirsty Mr. Hyde? Your girl means your wife. No wife? Girlfriend. No girlfriend? Colleague or a pal. Etc. I’ll need you to be specific. To “layan her” (transl: give into her irrationalities) is not being specific.
Okay I answer first.
Q1: Everything that didn’t seem to bug me before seems to bug me A LOT when I’m on PMS. I take everything personally. Then I’ll snap at everybody. Pick a fight. Refuse to understand. Hate the world and how it works with all its unfairness (I normally already hate the world but the feeling is now intensified by a gajillion times). Cry. Feel depressed. Feel alone. Enter into self-pity mode. Already tiny self-esteem gets crushed into nothing.
Q2: Layan a bit. Then try and fix my issues by dispensing advises and lectures - which never fail to piss me even further. Then, when all else fails, head for the hills until the coast is clear. Then I’ll go ply myself in alcohol and hate all men even more.
Let us all compare notes. It’ll be very interesting to see what everybody’s (especially girls) experiences are like, and how similar it is.
Doesn’t it frustrate you when
a) you’re a girl and guys just don’t understand what the fuck is going on with you and how to deal with it?
b) you’re a guy and you just don’t understand what the fuck is going on with her and how to deal with it?
Yeah me too.
The universe should come up with a general guidebook on how to deal with this shit - just to make life a little bit easier to live in. Maybe there’ll be less wars. And famine. Or something.
Happy Monday. Thursday is worth looking forward to because it’s a HOLIDAY! GO CRAZYY!!
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Wednesday, January 2nd, 2008
Sorry ah… AWOL for so long. Body was on a holiday so the brain was incubated.
Didn’t go anywhere this time. Spend a lot of time doing absolutely nothing. And it was GREAT.
But cilaka have to get sick towards the end of my break. Now coughing like mad. :(((((
Coming back to work after almost 2 weeks of leave is not a great feeling. Dreaded waking up. Dreaded the morning cold. Dreaded the morning traffic. Dreaded the driving to work. Dreaded the impending workpile. Dreaded the Inbox. 
Argh.
I didn’t even consume a drop of alcohol.
… this situation will be corrected by the end of the week.
Celebrated Xmas at KY’s. If you weren’t there, you were square! (haha)
Argh. The office is still so empty.
Thank goodness it’s already a Wednesday.
Man, I didn’t even attempt to come up with resolutions. Don’t know if it’s just me, but it doesn’t feel like a new year yet. Everthing feels old. There’s no renewed vigour towards… well anything.
I don’t even feel like blogging anymore.
zzzzz….
It’s probably just the holiday hangover talking.
Welcome back all you corporate drones who just got back to work today.
How was your Xmas and New Year celebrations? Share!
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Wednesday, December 12th, 2007
1. Why does the damn Myvi 1.3 auto guzzle so much petrol? I spend like 50 bucks in LESS than a week basically just driving back and forth work… and making pit stops at surrounding mega malls for a bite or kaikai.
2. Is there a way to make the car guzzle LESS petrol? I heard something about changing the air filter? That true? Any others?
I need specifics. Am a complete noob with car-ry jargons and lingos.
Thank you!
P/s: Yes, am guilty of speeding. The myvi IS knows to be draggy when changing gears, right? So stepping on it won’t make it any better yeah?
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Friday, November 23rd, 2007
Remember this?
Milo replied! But the response was damn boring lah… standard issue template. Called me “sir” some more. So disappointing.
Anyway, because sharing is caring, here it is, just for you!
Dear Sirs,
Thank you for contacting MILO website. There is no secret………Just prepare MILO according to the instructions on our label to get that perfect drink. Should you have further clarifications, please call our Free phone 1800-88-3433 during office hours and our representative will be happy to assist you.
Regards.
Nestlé Consumer Services
On another note: WERE YOU STUCK IN THAT STUPID JAM TODAY? STUPID STUPID STUPID.
And another: OI. WHY YOU CALL ME CHUBBY!
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Friday, November 9th, 2007
“Hi there, I have been wondering for ages, how to recreate the milo drink to taste exactly like the ones which are distributed from the milo truck. This has been bugging me and all my friends since childhood. I would appreicate it very much if you could share the recipe, which I hope is not an industry secret. Please, please, please. Thanks! :)”
I hope they reply.
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