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December 2nd, 2008

Oh god. Not another teen something or other story.
Oh, it’s a love story of a tortures 400 teen vampire is it?
How fucking original.
My RL Stine phase was like 20 years ago lah.

I told myself I would never ever ever read the damn book.
But now I find myself watching the damn movie.
Nonononono!!!!! I didn’t pay to watch this I swear it was free!
(Thanks DavidLian & Suanie!!!)

Seriously, what is up with the lead actor? He is FUGLY.
I couldn’t get over how bloody ugly he was.
He is so fugly he makes fugly people look like contestants in a beauty pageant.
He is so fugly, there is no word in the english language that even describes his whole new type of ugly.
Ugly as ass.
Worse than ass.
Ugly as warts on a toad.
No, uglier.
Uglier than a thousand buckets of alien vomit after a hardcore drunken night out on alien booze.
No, uglier than THAT.
He looks like a corpse that’s been dead for a hundred years.
Oh wait, that’s the point right?
Argh, you get my point.
He is just UGLY.

And it’s not as if he had any on screen charisma.
Fucker walks like his balls are as big as a durian.
Or has durian for balls.
Which explains why he had to kangkang so besar besar… scared the legs terkena the thorns from his balls.
Wahkakakka.

Mygod, Robert Pattinson fans are so kinda burn me on a stake for this.
Sorry ar, one girl’s meat another girl’s sewage lah.
Feel free to make fun of the men I think are hot.
… like Peter Facinelli and Cam Gigandet… oooooh.

Oh what about the movie ar? Well, I went in knowing that it’s going to be some cheesy, juvenile harry potter version of a vampire movie so you could say that I went in with negative expectations.

But at the end of the day, I find myself not hating this movie.

I can’t believe it either.

Despite the plastic acting, corny lines, the fugly lead actor, even the 2 minute cheesy scenes from the karaoke mtv clip flashback moment.

I didn’t hate it.

Ashamed and speechless? Me too.

Maybe I didn’t hate it because it was free? Probably.
But how do you explain the fact that I actually WANT to read the book now? HUH HUH?
I’ve got no explanations for that.

Sigh. Next thing you know I’m wanting to watch The Disaster Movie.
Should that ever happens please feel free to stab me in the chest with the nearest sharp instrument you can find.
Please.

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THE SKY IS SMILING!!!

December 1st, 2008

If you are in the Klang Valley, get out now and look up into the sky!!!

It looks like a smiley face!!!

The moon is in a crescent shape and it makes the smile and there’s 2 twinkling thingies on top of it which is probably some star or planet or the ISS station.

LOOK OUT NOW NOW NOW!!!

It looks like this —>

ARGH I wish i had my spanking new camera now to take it But I don’t! GRRR.

TAKE PICTURES PLEASE THANKS!!!

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Shows that rocks my socks

November 26th, 2008

I hardly watch the tv anymore. That’s mostly because everytime when I’m home, the telly is on the damn chinese channels which annoys the shit out of me. Stay with family mah, what to do. But, whenever (HAH. IF ever) I do get my chance with the telly, I usually surf around these few channels - Discovery travel and living, AFC, hallmark, AXN, starworld, E news, Discovery. In that order.

I did use to enjoy watching Mtv but not until bloody emo rockers, angsty hiphoppers, teenage reality shows took over the channel and transformed it into rubbish. Starworld isn’t even my favourite channel anymore eversince an entire slew of stupid mind numbing for “housewives and college kids only” series came on air - one tree hill, the oc, desperate housewives, private practice, grey’s anatomy, gossip girl, 90210… and not to mention the hundreds of idiotic reality tv shows which just makes me want to smash the tv into a million pieces……

So despite my rather happening, hectic lifestyle (not!) I try really hard to catch these few shows which are my favourite-st shows evAr.

Thirsty Traveller

It’s not very hard to see why I love this show.
3 words.
Guy. Drinks. Travel.
When I grow up, I want to be just. like. him.

MythBusters

The “eat too full nothing to do” kings. Seriously how did anybody come up with this idea to set up a team which does all sorts of weird experiments just trying to bust myths? How?Why? The stuff they do and the crazy shit they come up with are too bloody hilarious! Who would’ve thought about folding paper the size of a plane hangar just to dispel the “you can’t fold paper more than 8 times” myth. It’s a complete waste of time, but incredibly too much fun. Science? and fun? Who would’ve thunk?

Dirty Jobs With Mike Rowe

Everytime I watch this show I can’t help but smile. Mike reminds me of Hugh Laurie somewhat. But that’s not the only reason why I like dirty jobs. This guy goes into the sewer, swims in shit, has his face covered in shit, can practically taste the shit in his mouth and still can afford to crack side splitting one liners. Love it!

Jamie Oliver

Everytime he is cooking he makes me want to lick the tv screen. He makes everything look so DELICIOUS! Completely messy, but YUMMY. I get hungry after watching an episode of Jamie Oliver. Every time. He makes cooking look so fun even I feel like cooking. _shudders_

Man vs Wild

It’s hard to not like this crazy nut who wants to be left in the middle of no man’s land only to try and escape it with nothing except his clothes on his back. Crazy fuckers who do strange things like that are high on my “very cool” list. But we all know that there’s an entire crew we don’t see who are there on back up and make sure that he DOES get his clean water and bug free food. And I really do pity his cameraman who’s in more shit than he is because not only does he have to surive through the ordeal with him, he carries the CAMERA. But what I don’t see, don’t count I guess. Plus it doesn’t hurt that the fellow is kinda cute. and hunky…. WAHKAKAKAKAKA.

What’s your favourite shows on tv these days? And if you say friends reruns or grey’s anatomy I will personally hunt you down and cut of your toes off with a rusty blunt blade.

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WARGH.

November 26th, 2008

I’m very upset at myself at the moment.

I hate myself for generally being nice, accomodating and not assertive enough.

But I’m working on it.

I will grow some balls.

And when tell the next fella tries to bully me I will say to that person - SUCK ON IT BITCH.

kthxbai.

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Consolation

November 18th, 2008

I dropped by car keys into the toilet today.

Fucking gross.

Well, at least it wasn’t number 2.

And definitely better than dropping my car keys next to my car and not knowing about it until someone calls me up from the police station.

Right?

Anyway, my car keys still work fine.

Thank goodness it’s perodua. keke

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